CWM Goes To War

[Guest MrRant]

Meh. I guess your not fighting for the real cause~! But yeah, I know we've discussed it... but can't you be charged on disturbance of the peace or something?

I Porobably AM breaking laws...but the Police normally don't interfere in Nieghbor conflicts, since it's a waste of time normally.

 

We've had (In B.C.) a fe things lately where neighbors have had feuds and the Police left it up to them to solve it.

I say you climb up some monkey bars and play a game of Canadian Chicken.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You should print off about 500 of those gnome pictures, fold them into paper airplanes, sit on your roof or something and send them into your neighbor's yard.

 

Gnomish airlines.

[Guest Some Guy]

Actually, Some Guy, "misspelt" is a real word. Just sayin', is all.

Well Microsoft Word didn't think so.

And I refer you to CWM's post that was quoted by Mr. Rant for an example of the pot calling the kettle black.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Actually, Some Guy, "misspelt" is a real word. Just sayin', is all.

Well Microsoft Word didn't think so.

And I refer you to CWM's post that was quoted by Mr. Rant for an example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Yeah, you're right, as always. Very good then.

 

See ya.

[Guest Some Guy]

Later.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

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[Guest AM The Kid]

Can I be everyones hero?

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I'm the hero of Shaunee 316, The Cheat, and Evenflow DDT's biggest fan

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Well I'm one of your BIGGEST FAN'S too.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

oh, are you?

why is the smiley on the right always hitting the one on the left?

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

It's a way of saying that lefty's suck.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Okay how should I do a satanic gnome attack? I'm drawing a blank here.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Gnomes with evil satanic stars and evil eyes and shit.

 

And Pat Boone in leather.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Dude, christian gnomes would be way creepier than satanic ones.

 

Seriously, you look at these fucked up little things, and expect them to be evil on the inside. But what if they were devoutly religious? Give them little bible pages and I LOVE JESUS air fresheners. Then stick a "HONK IF YOU (heart) JESUS! bumper sticker on their car.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

even worse, make them Baptist

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

if you make christian gnomes, try to work the phrase "Jesus Is Coming" into it... gets them paranoid and expecting something to happen, but they wont know what

I did something similar once, only it wasnt gnomes, it was squids, and it freaked them out pretty bad

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Nah, do Catholic gnomes... the jokes are endless. Or a Catholic gnome and a Christian gnome.

[Guest Insanityman]

Heh heh heh... I can just see a little gnome bent over on the porch and another gnome dressed as a priest above him.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

The Religous Gnome interests me. I shall try that out Tomorrow or the next day.

 

I didn't get them last night because they spent the whole night sitting on the steps with a bat.

[Guest The Metal Maniac]

Catholic gnome and a Christian gnome.

 

But...a Catholic Gnome IS a Christian Gnome...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

HA! I'm envisioning some people sitting on a porch with a bat while the sun rises and sets cartoon-style behind the house.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Oh man, if they're sitting outside, this opens up new opportunities. If you've got a friend with a car they've never seen before, creep by their house like you're about to do a drive by, but hunker down in the seats, and stick gnomes up where they can see them, so it looks like a station wagon full of gnomes creepin' by their house.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Catholic gnome and a Christian gnome.

 

But...a Catholic Gnome IS a Christian Gnome...

But...a Christian Gnome is not necessarily a Catholic Gnome...

[Guest DrTom]

Do Jehovah's Witness gnomes. Give one some kind of trashy religious pamphlet, and have the other one carrying a little sign reading something like, "Repent! The End is Nigh!" Jehovah's Witnesses are freaky enough without being in lawn gnome form.

[Guest SP-1]

When you are sure that you have the proper time to do it one night, you could draw a chalk outline of a dead gnome on their porch.

 

Of course, that could perhaps be construed as a death threat so it may not be advisable, heh.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Catholic gnome and a Christian gnome.

 

But...a Catholic Gnome IS a Christian Gnome...

But...a Christian Gnome is not necessarily a Catholic Gnome...

...this is why I am neither.

 

 

Anyway I made some little crosses by whittling fire wood and I'll get some little Pamphlets off the net too.

 

If they're off the porch tonight I'll get em with that. Otherwise I'll try and have my Cousin help me out as they've never seen his vehicle.

[Guest Some Guy]

How do they handle sitting on the porch all night? Isn't there ten feet of snow in Canada by now? It is 10/9 already.

 

For X-Mas you could do a gnome Nativity scene and then crucify one on Good Friday only to haev him come back on Easter. Supernatural gnomes=scary.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

no, have the gnome get off the cross and make some little gnomes. THEN have him get on the cross and come back on easter. Then wait a few years and have him fight a Toby McGwire gnome.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I don't see this lasting past the next couple of weeks, guys.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Ravenbomb]

oh