CWM Goes To War

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Not Bad. I just got them again with the gnomes.

 

My friend Matt planted 3 at the front of the house, while I placed one in A tree in the backyard, that is directly in front of the back door.

[Guest J*ingus]

Once again, CWM, you ARE wearing gloves while doing this, right?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I didn't the first few times but I am now yes. I always wear a Ski Mask though.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

find either a kid or someone with very child-like hand writing to write vague notes for the gnomes to have in their hands when you leave them on their porch or lawn. Then get a bunch of boxes that you could fit a lawn-gnome in and have the same person write down the neighbors address on it, but no return address (duh). Then fill it with packing penuts and mail it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If you're ever mailing something and you don't want to use your return address, just use 1060 W Addison, Chicago IL. It's Wrigley Field.

 

You should make a "parachute" out of a pillowcase or something and put some paratrooper gnomes in their trees.

 

Better yet, on halloween, have a little cousin or something dress as a gnome and trick-or-treat their house.

[Guest Some Guy]

I like the Halloween idea, that would freak them out I'd imagine.

 

CWM, what has their reaction been to this lately?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

They've been freaking out. They actually sent threatening letters to everyone on the block.

 

I bought a ton of fake blood and other Satanic props so I'll start using them tonight.

[Guest Insanityman]

CWM... your my hero.

 

I am so using that gnome idea some day... and recently my friend signed one of his enemies names down on a petition to support the Nazi party (can't recall the politically correct name).

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM... your my hero.

Happiest.Day.Of.My.Life.

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I don't care if this is real or not, but I am almost crying with laughter. Please don't stop.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

if you have a gnome with arms stretched out to his sides you could try and cruicify him or something.

 

 

One idea that might take a bit of setup...

 

-Go to a dump or something and get an old tv.

-take all the stuff in the tv out but leave the glass on the front and put something behind that so you can't see inside, but so it looks like the tv might could work.

-clean up the tv so it looks nice, something that you'd want to keep.

-put a lawn gnome in it

-mail it to them

 

 

 

if they have a dog house in the yard you could stick one in there

[Guest T®ITEC]

I'm actually going to print out this thread and distribute it amongst my friends. They could most definitely use this "Gnome Project", fo sheez.

 

CWM, you are a hero to all, just for this thread. I don't even care if it's legitimate or not...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It's legit....and I'm glad I'm your hero.

[Guest AM The Kid]

You're my hero because you have Ron~! in your sig.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Ron is God.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CHECK THE SIG~!

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

They've been freaking out. They actually sent threatening letters to everyone on the block.

Time to call the cops. Tell them your neighbors are druggies and they sent threatening letters to everyone babbling something about gnomes. You may even get them taken in for a psychiatric evaluation.

[Guest Some Guy]

You should put a tape player in their bushes with a loop of evil laughter playing, so when they open the door to a bunch of bloody gnomes all they hear is BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA.

[Guest B-X]

All of these are very good ideas, but I believe that calling the cops on the couple is a bad idea.

 

When (or if) the cops investigate, they'll find out something is going on, and seeing as you are the next door neighbor, you are already suspected. And you making more trouble will put even more heat on you.

 

Don't involve the cops. If they do, think of something else.

 

EDIT: And like i said in chat, I doubt that the cops would search your house. What judge is going to issue a warrent for the intent of finding lawn gnomes? But to be safe, move your stockpile of gnomes soon.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

They've been freaking out. They actually sent threatening letters to everyone on the block.

Time to call the cops. Tell them your neighbors are druggies and they sent threatening letters to everyone babbling something about gnomes. You may even get them taken in for a psychiatric evaluation.

That's such a good idea.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

No, it would be a very bad idea. B-X is right. Police officers aren't stupid, and if you got them involved you'd get busted.

Hypothetically. If there were anything for them to get involved in.

[Guest Some Guy]

What would the crime be? Tresspassing? or harrassment, maybe?

 

As long as there is no property damage there is nothing to really get in trouble for. Pranks are pranks, most cops would just tell him to cut the shit and be on their way.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Both, probably. Plus, it would waste police time, and I don't like seeing that even in purely imaginary situations. It's a professional sympathy thing.

[Guest Some Guy]

Non-beleiver!

 

If CWM says he's fucking with his neighbors with gnomes then I beleive him. If he is lying and I find out I'll fly to Abbortsford, BC and kill him for embarrassing me on a message board. I'm an ESTABLISHED POSTER~! Damn it!

[Guest Ravenbomb]

oh, you are? I didn't know that

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Non-beleiver! If CWM says he's fucking with his neighbors with gnomes then I beleive him.

You really, really don't want me to believe him.

[Guest J*ingus]

Why not? (Adjunct statement: he doesn't live in America.)

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Doesn't matter.

[Guest J*ingus]

But still, why not? [/prodding]

[Guest Cancer Marney]

If I have to explain it you'd never understand.