Guest Kinetic Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I'm always bringing the Molly love wherever I go. That picture of her in some unestablished poster's sig is very nice. And I'm all about the ghetto booty, yo, so I'd definitely have to hold down Molly. Not to mention fuck the boss' daughter, put the title on myself, make myself the focal point of all programming, and only surround myself with people who could never outshine me. That'd be A-OK.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Well folks, the Establishment saves lives as well! Your very own fearless leader assisted in averting a suicide attempt this evening. Be proud. The Establishment does not like this Weezel fellow or however he is spelling it. He's GONE the moment one of us has our PMs read by a moderator. Um, you guys have tried that, right? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Just call me Dan Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Regardless, he'll fade away and go to troll heaven where he'll meet up with zacalex, N3cron, lexlugerrules, and 4life.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Ehh, we've absorbed all of his threads into our massive juggernaut of an ESTABLISHED machine, so the threat is over whether he sticks around or not, as we'll just absorb any other threads of his as well. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I'd like to say that we scored another victory for the establishment. Like, Kotz I took did something of worth. I held a door open for a lady. The establishment must have higher manners than the heathens below us. Anything else would be, uncivilized
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Q: When is the voting for the new member(s) going to be?
Guest Cancer Marney Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Adam West "The Most Dangerous Game" In the short story “The Most Dangerous Game” Rainsford gets stranded on an island with Zaroff (a hunter that hunt humans). Rainsford and Zaroff seemingly have similar interest, knowledge, but different attitudes. Between the dialogue carried on with Rainsford and Zaroff, it is easy to tell that both men enjoy hunting. Each man has a passion for hunting although their prey might not be the same. Both men have an establishment of money for them to hunt when they want to. Knowledge is a key factor in hunting as seen when Zaroff is hunting Rainsford. To be a hunter, one assumes that extensive intelligence is needed in the art of hunting. When Rainsford and Zaroff are talking over dinner, they talk about all their knowledge in the game of hunting. The two hunters show a distinct difference in their attitudes. While Rainsford likes to hunt animals, Zaroff hunts people. Zaroff values his life over anyone’s. Many people would think Zaroff is cruel for what he does. On the otherhand, although Rainsford hunts animals he does not stoop low enough to hunt and kill people just because hunting is not “fun” to him anymore. At the end, Zaroff finally gets his due as Rainsford beats him in his own game of hunting. (I did it... for the Establishment!) Please tell me this was a parody, not what you really turned in.
Guest Nevermortal Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I'd just like to say.... Establishment is something I will strive for until the end of my days here on the Smart Marks board. I long for it...I'd die for your acceptance, I am like a high school outcast looking for a niche, a notch, something like that. Accept me or I'll die!
Guest Jubuki Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 And if I ever needed to find a good reason not to leave the Puroresu folder, this is it! Buncha bush-leaguers anyhow.
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Sorry NeverMortal, we already have an Established Whiner *BigMcLarge* and an Esabslished Lackey *Superstar* Try another gimmick
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 A snobby puro-fan! Is he gonna tell us Japanese message boards are better than North American message boards?
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 ...an Established Whiner *BigMcLarge* Oh boy.
Guest Nevermortal Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Sorry NeverMortal, we already have an Established Whiner *BigMcLarge* and an Esabslished Lackey *Superstar* Try another gimmick Do you have an established Uber Metalhead? Comedian?
Guest Sandman9000 Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Established blood-loving jackass?
EL DANDY~! Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Established DANDY MAN~!? Or I can just be THE established Number One AJ Styles mark...dood
Guest weezle Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a sack full of bananas!!!!
Guest Incandenza Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 "Established Dandy Man" makes him sound like an effeminate guy. TC already fills that role, so, it is better to go with the latter.
Guest Alwayspissedon Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I'm so pathetic, I have to butcher mod SNs to get messageboard heat!!!!
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Someday, if fate and the posting gods deign to smile upon my simple ways, I'll be whipping out my ESTABLISHED~! johnson and pissing all over this hellhole.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 OK, now *that* user name I can get behind
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Oh hell no. Thank goodness I didn't come to the board until now. The Establishment frowns on any slander of Kylie Minogue and/or Sophie Ellis-Bextor. The Puro dweebs can all screw themselves and go back to being the stereotype that they actually are. Spiff will NEVER be established if I hear something like that again. Voting, once again, is next Monday. Five potential inductees will be nominated, and the Established ones will all PM their votes to me. Whoever gets second place in the induction is automatically nominated again the next week. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Anglesault Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 Adam West "The Most Dangerous Game" In the short story “The Most Dangerous Game” Rainsford gets stranded on an island with Zaroff (a hunter that hunt humans). Rainsford and Zaroff seemingly have similar interest, knowledge, but different attitudes. Between the dialogue carried on with Rainsford and Zaroff, it is easy to tell that both men enjoy hunting. Each man has a passion for hunting although their prey might not be the same. Both men have an establishment of money for them to hunt when they want to. Knowledge is a key factor in hunting as seen when Zaroff is hunting Rainsford. To be a hunter, one assumes that extensive intelligence is needed in the art of hunting. When Rainsford and Zaroff are talking over dinner, they talk about all their knowledge in the game of hunting. The two hunters show a distinct difference in their attitudes. While Rainsford likes to hunt animals, Zaroff hunts people. Zaroff values his life over anyone’s. Many people would think Zaroff is cruel for what he does. On the otherhand, although Rainsford hunts animals he does not stoop low enough to hunt and kill people just because hunting is not “fun” to him anymore. At the end, Zaroff finally gets his due as Rainsford beats him in his own game of hunting. (I did it... for the Establishment!) Please tell me this was a parody, not what you really turned in. I hated that fucking story. It ranks right up there with The Hobit.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I never read the former, but The Hobbit is part of my life that I want back, dammit. Bloody 6th Grade English. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Anglesault Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I never read the former, but The Hobbit is part of my life that I want back, dammit. Bloody 6th Grade English. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Freshmen in high school. They really thought 14 year olds wanted to read about elves and witches and all that shit.
Guest Banky Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 I'm surprised you still remember all of that high school stuff AS, considering it was 10 frickin years ago for you. I still can't believe you are THIS old.
Guest Nevermortal Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 What's wrong with the Hobbit? Tolkien is UNTOUCHABLE~!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 The Hobbit fucking owns you!
Guest Nevermortal Posted October 23, 2002 Report Posted October 23, 2002 The Hobbit fucking owns you! Fuck yes. I will assume their spots in THE ESTABLISHMENT~! if they are tossed for not marking for the greatness that is THE HOBBIT~!
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