The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Kingpk]

Because most of us are getting images we DO NOT want in our heads now?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

14 and has already seen tits? Damn!

14 and I've already had a blowjob.

 

5 BJs to be exact.

 

Generation XXX!

Bastard. I've only gotten really really bad head.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

Just forget it Flyboy, nothing more needs to be said.

 

But getting a BJ at 14 is pretty impressive. Unless of course she was the school skank who would have given the school slob one.

 

Otherwise, good job.

[Guest Flyboy]

If you would have had a clean mind like myself, then you wouldn't think such thoughts.

 

... I want titties still!

[Guest godthedog]

i didn't get head till i was 19.

 

but oh my god that was some great head.

 

i highly recommend that all of you date girls who play woodwind instruments, cause i swear it makes all the difference.

[Guest Flyboy]

19?

 

How old are you now, god?

[Guest Kingpk]

i highly recommend that all of you date girls who play woodwind instruments, cause i swear it makes all the difference.

I concur. Thank God for long, late, boring bus trips.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Jeebus, you band camp kids are notorious for this shit.

 

Almost makes me wish I would have taken up playing an instrument.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(cries because he isn't a member of the Good Head Club)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

Kotz: Bad head is better than no head at all.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, I should get SnakeByte in here to talk about his flute-playing girlfriend. I hate him so much.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sassquatch]

When I went to HS, the girls who played flutes were the ones that I heard gave it up the most.

 

I take it Snake's girlfriend fits the bill.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kotz: Bad head is better than no head at all.

BAH!!!! You have no idea of the horror. I had to fake pleasure and try to think of other girls and stuff. I tried to force myself to keep it up, but it was so bad...

 

If I'd had a book or something, I'd have been fine. It was THAT BORING AND BAD.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest godthedog]

19?

 

How old are you now, god?

20.

[Guest Kingpk]

Jeebus, you band camp kids are notorious for this shit.

 

Almost makes me wish I would have taken up playing an instrument.

I think it's the constant use of the tongue in playing. Seriously.

[Guest Flyboy]

Kotz:  Bad head is better than no head at all.

BAH!!!! You have no idea of the horror. I had to fake pleasure and try to think of other girls and stuff. I tried to force myself to keep it up, but it was so bad...

 

If I'd had a book or something, I'd have been fine. It was THAT BORING AND BAD.

Damn... that sucks.

 

Well... when I got my third one.. she couldn't seem to stop biting me down there. Not huge bites because I would have slapped the ho, but tiny ones.

 

 

... And, they didn't feel bad. Hell, they felt good. What's wrong with me?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No Sass, she isn't a slut or anything. Far from it. I've just heard stories, man...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Kotz:  Bad head is better than no head at all.

BAH!!!! You have no idea of the horror. I had to fake pleasure and try to think of other girls and stuff. I tried to force myself to keep it up, but it was so bad...

 

If I'd had a book or something, I'd have been fine. It was THAT BORING AND BAD.

Damn... that sucks.

 

Well... when I got my third one.. she couldn't seem to stop biting me down there. Not huge bites because I would have slapped the ho, but tiny ones.

 

 

... And, they didn't feel bad. Hell, they felt good. What's wrong with me?

Watch you end up on some Kazaa porn being beating by a couple of dominatrix's (sp).

[Guest godthedog]

Jeebus, you band camp kids are notorious for this shit.

 

Almost makes me wish I would have taken up playing an instrument.

I think it's the constant use of the tongue in playing. Seriously.

not just the tongue. all the muscles in the mouth are better-conditioned. their mouths don't get tired as easily (which is sometimes a big problem with other chicks), & they can use their mouths more effectively.

[Guest Flyboy]

Nah. I didn't like it THAT much. I just found pleasure in it, which surprised me.

[Guest Kingpk]

not just the tongue. all the muscles in the mouth are better-conditioned. their mouths don't get tired as easily (which is sometimes a big problem with other chicks), & they can use their mouths more effectively.

Oh, I know, I played too. Denfinitely helped on prom night. I'll just leave it at that.

[Guest godthedog]

i was scared of getting head for a while, cause when i was 17 i had a dream a girl was doing it and her teeth kept scraping against me & it was really uncomfortable.

[Guest Flyboy]

Kingpk, we want details!

[Guest MrRant]

::Closes eyes and waits for these tales of horror to end::

[Guest Sassquatch]

"BAH!!!! You have no idea of the horror. I had to fake pleasure and try to think of other girls and stuff. I tried to force myself to keep it up, but it was so bad..."

 

- Kotz

 

 

That's pretty bad Kotz. Was she good looking or was this one of those "decent looking chicks who wants to give it up" type ones?

 

"If I'd had a book or something, I'd have been fine. It was THAT BORING AND BAD."

 

- Kotz

 

 

*laughs*

 

This has to be one of the funniest ways to describe how bad a BJ was that I have seen Kotz. Too bad it had to happen to you buddy.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

::has never gotten head::

 

You guys suck.

[Guest Kingpk]

::Closes eyes and waits for these tales of horror to end::

Yeah, I actually fit four whole fingers in there. Felt kinda icky, but she liked it.

 

Then came the

[Guest godthedog]

not just the tongue.  all the muscles in the mouth are better-conditioned.  their mouths don't get tired as easily (which is sometimes a big problem with other chicks), & they can use their mouths more effectively.

Oh, I know, I played too. Denfinitely helped on prom night. I'll just leave it at that.

i was never that good with the tongue. both the girls i've gone down on have been extremely self-conscious about it, so whenever i'm down there i have this sense that i've got no idea what i'm doing. i mean, i know what i'm supposed to do, but it just doesn't feel natural or like it's working.

[Guest godthedog]

::Closes eyes and waits for these tales of horror to end::

Yeah, I actually fit four whole fingers in there. Felt kinda icky, but she liked it.

 

Then came the

4 fingers? who did you take to prom, missy hyatt?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

::Closes eyes and waits for these tales of horror to end::

Yeah, I actually fit four whole fingers in there. Felt kinda icky, but she liked it.

 

Then came the

2nd best post...EVER!