The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest godthedog]

you should've stayed at home & talked with us about oral sex & kittens.

[Guest Incandenza]

Hmm. Sex with cats actually came up in conversation where I was at last night.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Was last night one of those night's that you can only remember through blurs, Incandenza?

 

Back when I use to drink, I can recall (as best as I can since I was skunk drunk) having many of those types of nights.

 

They are not fun the morning after. Water and Advil become your friends real fast after you wake up.

[Guest Anglesault]

Hmm. Sex with cats actually came up in conversation where I was at last night.

::Makes mental note to find out where Inc went and never go there::

 

::Mario cracks his knuckes and grimaces::

[Guest AM The Kid]

Kittens proforming oral sex?

[Guest Kinetic]

Hi. I'm writing this from beautiful Seminole, Florida, near Tampa. It's about 85 outside, which is a real change of pace from the arctic chill in my native West Texas. As a result, I'm sick as a dog and woefully incapable of making love to cats. Just to tie things together. I'm tired, yo. We've traveled forever and ever, going from Abilene to Random Rural Texas Town to Hattiesburg, Mississippi to Lake City, Florida and then down here. In four days, yes, but that doesn't make it any less strenuous. Those Best Westerns aren't the lap of luxury or anything and living in such close proximity to my five family members and one as of yet unmolested cat is really cramping my style. I stay up late at night, thinking of posting. When I sleep, I dream of posting.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Welcome back Kinetic.

 

It's good to hear from you again. It sounds like you have had quite the trip and hopefully will settle in nicely.

 

Oh and yes, we do miss your posts here at the Smarts and hope to hear from you again.

 

Take care man and best of luck getting over your cold. I had one recently and they are not fun.

[Guest Kinetic]

We still have to travel from here to Raleigh later this week. It never ends. When I'm standing over the balcony at the Best Western in Palookaville, USA...trying to smoke my sorrows away...I can see the Quick Reply box floating in front of my face. I think about Kylie Minogue and Kurt Angle and Brett Favre...I think about Guy Stokes and Metal Ed and Punk Princess...and I light another cigarette to hold back the tears.

[Guest Sassquatch]

You have posting on the mind pretty badly from the sounds of it Kinetic. At least you aren't picturing oral sex with kittens.

 

I hope.

[Guest Flyboy]

I love Sundays...

 

Although, I hate the fact I have to go to church, but I fucking love football. Even when my life is complete shit (like now), football makes it all better.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Indeed Flyboy.

 

I do not go to Church but I thank God for football on Sunday's.

 

 

 

Especially today with my boys the Packers kicking the ever lovin' shit out of the Detroit Loins right now.

[Guest Flyboy]

Yeah.

 

I hate to admit it, but the Favre fever is rubbing off on me.

 

And, I'm praying that the Saints will win.

 

EDIT: Damnit, Sass, get on AIM so we can talk football!

[Guest Sassquatch]

I think the Saints will make the playoff's but I don't think they'll make it past the first round.

 

My AIM has been fucking up on me over the last couple months due to me downloading an old version of AIM which was compatible with the AIM + I have. Something went awry when I downloaded the old version of AIM and now I can't even sign on sometimes.

 

If I can sign on today and stay online long enough, I'll shoot you and IM Flyboy.

 

I just pray that my boys the RAIDERS~! pull off the win tomorrow night agaisnt the Bronco Chips.

[Guest Flyboy]

I think the Saints will make the playoff's but I don't think they'll make it past the first round.

Yeah... I could actually seeing them in the Conference round, but.. the Saints need to work on their defense and fast.

 

Their offense is great, though.

[Guest Incandenza]

Last night was odd. I've drank far more in my life, but this marks the first time I've ever vomited because of it. And I made up for lost time, too, as between 1:30 and 2:30am, I puked three times. I got home at about 3am, was in bed about 15 minutes later, woke up 4 hours later and vomited again, went back to bed for another three hours, woke up and vomited for the fifth time in less than ten hours. I think I've got it all out of my system.

[Guest Flyboy]

What do we learn?

 

Don't drink too much!

[Guest LooseCannon]

That's an impressive amount of vomiting. I usually vomit everything and then dry heave for half an hour. Luckily, it's been a while since that's happened though.

[Guest Incandenza]

I'll say. I was watching an episode of The Sopranos earlier, and I actually cringed during a scene where everyone was drinking. It'll be a long time before I can touch another beer again.

[Guest Sassquatch]

The Saints have come a long way to get where they are now as they went from being one of the NFL's biggest jokes to a *potential* Super Bowl contender this season.

 

It looks as if St.Louis has ended the Chargers hopes of winning the game now since they just scored a touchdown.

 

The Rams are another surprise this season. By all accounts they should have gotten the shit knocked out of them by every team they would face after Warner went down.

 

Lucky them (and of course their first win of the season came from beating my boys in silver and black).

 

Fuckers.

[Guest Incandenza]

That's an impressive amount of vomiting. I usually vomit everything and then dry heave for half an hour. Luckily, it's been a while since that's happened though.

The third and fifth times were mostly dry heaves. The fourth time saw the expulsion of the bowl of cereal that I ate to offset the first three pukes.

[Guest treble charged]

Go Argos!

[Guest LooseCannon]

I'll say. I was watching an episode of The Sopranos earlier, and I actually cringed during a scene where everyone was drinking. It'll be a long time before I can touch another beer again.

You gotta get back on the horse man. Everyone'll think you're a quitter. Did that little gymnast girl quit when she broke her ankle? No she brought the gold medal home. You gotta show some character dude. Besides, I'd bet by Thursday, you're ready to drink again.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Kinetic!!!!! I missed Kinetic! I guess its a bit better because he's having a really terrible time moving, but still... why is he taking a "road trip" route? Did he say? Or is that the most direct way (I've never been to Texas, Mississippi, Florida, OR North Carolina so I wouldn't know)?

[Guest Flyboy]

The Saints have come a long way to get where they are now as they went from being one of the NFL's biggest jokes to a *potential* Super Bowl contender this season.

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DEUCE~! is a big help to that. So is Horn, Brooks, Pathon, etc.

 

And, yeah, the Rams has came along way. And I hate them. Bastards.

[Guest Sassquatch]

If you think you hate the Ass Rams Flyboy, just imagine how I felt when the undefeated Raiders lost to the 0 - 4 Rams.

 

My girlfriend was thinking we would need a new TV after that game after the mood I was in.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Guys, I think The Establishment joke is done.

 

So I'm handing in my resignation.

 

It was a fun time while it lasted, and if anyone comes up with a super group down the line I'd be glad to take part but frankly the crap that some people are posting about this group isn't worth the hassle.

[Guest Incandenza]

I think the Establishment gag has run its course, too, but as I keep pointing out, only two (2) people have been repeatedly talking trash about it, and both of them are undeniably full of shit (and one of them has been banned).

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It's not so much that as that I thought it was done.

 

Also If I quit than it's one less thing for AL to whine about, so maybe she'll shut the fuck up.

[Guest Incandenza]

I've been thinking of retiring for awhile. I probably would've done it sooner, but I'm too lazy.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I've thinking about for the last two days but I too am Lazy, so I just got around to it now.