The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Kingpk]

Now why did I ever make that thread asking to close NHB? I take it all back, people.

 

god: Nah, I just wanted to see if I could make Josh puke at work.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Big, you are missing out on something good my man.

 

I know guys who are in their mid '20's that have not had any kind of intercourse by their own admission and they seem to be fine with that. I also know guys that are in their '20's that have not had any sexual intercourse due to no chicks wanting to have anything to do with them.

[Guest MrRant]

Now why did I ever make that thread asking to close NHB? I take it all back, people.

 

god: Nah, I just wanted to see if I could make Josh puke at work.

Won't make me puke. Just too bad she liked the 4 fingers so much because that must have meant she didn't even feel you.

 

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'm 19. I'm posting on a wrestling messageboard. You make the call.

 

[Guest godthedog]

Big, you are missing out on something good my man.

 

I know guys who are in their mid '20's that have not had any kind of intercourse by their own admission and they seem to be fine with that. I also know guys that are in their '20's that have not had any sexual intercourse due to no chicks wanting to have anything to do with them.

there's a girl who goes to the university of georgia i could introduce to these mid-20s guys for you...

[Guest Sassquatch]

Just get into a the band team or something Big. That seems to be what everyone else is doing these days which seems to be working.

 

The Tuba chicks are underrated though.

 

[Guest Kingpk]

Won't make me puke. Just too bad she liked the 4 fingers so much because that must have meant she didn't even feel you.

 

You have a kid now, so there goes my comeback of "Well, you have so many cats because you know that's the only pussy you'll ever have."

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Just get into a the band team or something Big. That seems to be what everyone else is doing these days which seems to be working.

 

The Tuba chicks are underrated though.

 

Eh. I can wait. I'm sure I'll have all the poon in the world hanging off my dick when I move to Nicaragua. I'm in a band, I'm American and I have money. I'm pretty much set.

[Guest Sassquatch]

"there's a girl who goes to the university of georgia i could introduce to these mid-20s guys for you..."

 

- godthedog

 

 

I don't know man.

 

These guys are nice people but they couldn't get a chick to fuck them if they walked into a women's prison with a handful of releases. They're not ugly but they just don't know how to get a woman to like them.

 

This chick would have to be the easiest girl in the States for her to fuck these guys.

[Guest MrRant]

Just get into a the band team or something Big.  That seems to be what everyone else is doing these days which seems to be working.

 

The Tuba chicks are underrated though.

 

Eh. I can wait. I'm sure I'll have all the poon in the world hanging off my dick when I move to Nicaragua. I'm in a band, I'm American and I have money. I'm pretty much set.

And you'll soon have all kinds of fun foreign and exotic STDs too.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Just get into a the band team or something Big.  That seems to be what everyone else is doing these days which seems to be working.

 

The Tuba chicks are underrated though.

 

Eh. I can wait. I'm sure I'll have all the poon in the world hanging off my dick when I move to Nicaragua. I'm in a band, I'm American and I have money. I'm pretty much set.

And you'll soon have all kinds of fun foreign and exotic STDs too.

Can't wait.

[Guest godthedog]

"there's a girl who goes to the university of georgia i could introduce to these mid-20s guys for you..."

 

- godthedog

 

 

I don't know man.

 

These guys are nice people but they couldn't get a chick to fuck them if they walked into a women's prison with a handful of releases. They're not ugly but they just don't know how to get a woman to like them.

 

This chick would have to be the easiest girl in the States for her to fuck these guys.

dude, when she was drunk she did not care who was around her, she was determined to fuck somebody no matter what. they would have to do no work at all. her friend would just have to whisper in her ear "hey, that guy over there looks kinda cute" and she'd be right up there making out. they wouldn't have to say anything, except maybe "okay" when she propositioned them for sex.

[Guest Kingpk]

Why is it that when a group of guys gets together (online and off), the topic always turns to sex? At least, the bragging about how much (or how good) we've had?

 

Just wondering, not complaining.

[Guest godthedog]

Why is it that when a group of guys gets together (online and off), the topic always turns to sex? At least, the bragging about how much (or how good) we've had?

 

Just wondering, not complaining.

because it's the essence of life.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

It's our nature to make ourselves look as good as possible. Surely, women do the same thing. Or is Sex and the City bullshit?

[Guest godthedog]

at least in real life, it's never about bragging with me. exchanging sex stories with my best friends gives us a sense of camaraderie. i don't feel jealous when i hear about how adam fingered his girlfriend on I-20 going to atlanta, i'm happy for him. and when i hear about how cory puked on a chick, i feel his pain.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Fine, let's talk about kittens.

[Guest godthedog]

Fine, let's talk about kittens.

kittens give really bad head. you can try anything, putting milk on the end of your dick or whatever, but you just can't make a kitten give good head.

 

i think it's the raspy tongues.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Men love sex and talk about it whenever the oppurtunity arises. Whether it is in person or on some message board. Somewhere down the line the discussion will lead to sex.

 

But sex isn't a bad thing and with some stories like Kotz, they are downright funny to hear about and be thankful that we never went through them.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Eh, sex sux. Kittens rule though.

[Guest treble charged]

Fine, let's talk about kittens.

kittens give really bad head. you can try anything, putting milk on the end of your dick or whatever, but you just can't make a kitten give good head.

 

i think it's the raspy tongues.

I think it's the relatively small mouths, as well as the sharp teeth.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Kittens suck.

 

It's all about the puppy's.

[Guest MrRant]

Kittens suck.

 

It's all about the puppy's.

Ugh... that reminds me of the stories about a neighbor... peanut butter and her dog.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Puppy's can eat shit. No literally, if you don't feed 'em, they'll eat their own shit. True story.

[Guest Banky]

Its the Establsihments fault I am no longer the poster of the week. FUCK YOU ALL.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Dogs might eat their own shit but it is better than letting a cat claw your eyes out.

[Guest MrRant]

Sass needs to read the sig.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Rant you fucking own man. Fucking own.

 

The opening dialogue with Taggart and his fruity partner in regards to the Chinese rail worker was funny.

[Guest Flyboy]

I'd have to say...

 

Kittens > Puppies.

 

*thinks of bad dogbite experience... and cringes*

[Guest Incandenza]

The Establishment would like to report that Incandenza will be laying off the alcohol for awhile after engaging in a little too much of the sauce last night.