The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oh no you don't...I'm getting the last post in this thread.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, I am.

 

(burns vital Establishment documents as he hears gunfire outside his office)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*helps Kotz shread files*

 

Oh?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(shoots CWM so he doesn't squeal in the interrogations)

 

Yeah.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

Screw both of you.

 

I'm getting the last post in this thread.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(poisoned Flyboy's meal earlier, he isn't long for this world)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Flyboy]

I haven't eaten today, Kotz.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM was expecting Kotz to betray him so he wore a bulletproof vest. CWM waits for the poison he placed on Kotz's glow sticks to take affect*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(doesn't eat glowsticks, you retard, and shoots CWM in the face. Does the same to Flyboy, since Flyboy didn't eat the poisoned meal)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

...Kotz Poisons can be transmitted through the skin, you retard.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(whatever, disposed of the glowsticks the moment he felt lightheaded)

 

Ha!!

 

(The UnEstablishment soldiers finally break into the Vanilla Castle of Fear and storm up the stairs to the Leader's office)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM pulls out a remote with a BIG red button. CWM pushes the BIG red button and the first wave of Unestablishment trops plumment into a BOTTOMLESS PIT**

 

*Bottomless Pitt also Known as Sass's mouth.

[Guest Flyboy]

This is just silly.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Yep...got beef?

[Guest Flyboy]

What's it to ya?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

It's alot ta me

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(UnEstablishment soldiers kill CWM and Flyboy, AGAIN, and Kotzenjunge submits to arrest and helping track down the remaining Establishment members)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM haunts Kotz*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(busts out the PROTON PACK~! and GHOST TRAP~! to dispose of CWM's ghost)

 

Ah, another State-sponsored scientific breakthrough.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*When CWM died special agents in the Unestablishment show the Head Unestablsihed guy photos of Kotz with his wife, Kotz is then beheaded*

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hey, at least I scored.

 

Close the thread on a happy note.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest goodhelmet]

you know you could always close a thread or let it die by just not responding to it. personally, i don't want to see this thread die.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM's ghost scares the shit outta GH*

[Guest goodhelmet]

sorry bro, if i ever read your obituary THEN i'll be scared. in the meantime, save that for the OAOST.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Hey my obituary would be pretty bitching.

[Guest goodhelmet]

yeah...

 

survived by his bong and 48 members of the establishment, fellow mods of 32 wrestling boards and the canadian mounties.

 

lived life like a loaf of bread- BAKED!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Hey don't forget all the cool pranks I...

 

holy shit. Have you missed the gnome threads GH?

[Guest goodhelmet]

Hey don't forget all the cool pranks I...

 

holy shit. Have you missed the gnome threads GH?

the what thread?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM Goes To War

 

It won best thread of the year, and there's an updated thread on the front page in general too

[Guest goodhelmet]

ok, i remember the problems you had with your neighbors vaguely. then again, i didn't want to read 30 pages of snide comments so i passed over it after the first 10 posts or so.