The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Good. It's about time you senior citizens started contributing again.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I'm not *that* old.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Young lil bastard.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

At least you didn't bust out the

 

 

"Whipper Snapper" name.

[Guest Sassquatch]

That would have made me seem even older than I really am if I would have used that.

 

Only guys like Tom should be saying "whipper snapper" anyways.

 

 

*awaits to be banned by the end of the night*

[Guest goodhelmet]

yeah, tom is up there.... then again, i'm no youngun so i should shut up!

[Guest Sassquatch]

Put a cork in it gramps.

 

[Guest goodhelmet]

settle down kid! what i lack in youth, i make up for in experience

[Guest Sassquatch]

Bah, you old folks always say that and the only expereince I have seen you guys show is how you can all ramble on for hours about nothing.

 

Shove it old man! I'm not afraid of!

 

*does throat cut taunt*

[Guest goodhelmet]

shit, when your ass walks a mile in my shoes after going to school 12 miles in the snow with holes in your socks, then you can talk. in the meantime, keep playing parchese.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I'm old blah blah blah I wear diapers blah blah blah I pee on myself during the day blah blah blah 15 miles blah blah blah sleep 18 hours blah blah blah.

 

Bitch, bitch, bitch.

 

That's all you old foggies do.

 

God, I'm going to hate it when I get old if this is how I'm going to turn out.

 

Being old sucks.

 

"Ahehehehehehehehehehehe"

 

- BUTT-Head

 

"Yeah, being old sucks."

 

- Beavis

 

 

Amen Brother's BUTT and Beavis.

[Guest goodhelmet]

it doesn't surprise me you quote beavis and BUTT-head. two characters you can really relate to!

[Guest Sassquatch]

At least I quote shows that were made in the last 10 years grandpa.

 

Just saying.

 

Isn't it time for you to go to bed yet?

[Guest goodhelmet]

yeah, b and b are real high brow!

 

as for bedtime, no still early but my school work is calling. peace!

[Guest Sassquatch]

That's it old man RUN!

 

I wouldn't want to stop you from taking your evening sponge bath and all.

 

I hope you don't drown in your tub or anything.

 

Oh and CWM I'm going to PM you something that might help you understand why people hate the Game so much. I just remembered that I had this document so hopefully you will get an idea about what makes this guy tick.

 

It's fucked up to say the least.

[Guest Incandenza]

I'm definitely in the upper brackets for age around here. Not too many of us were born prior to 1980.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Which gives the board this odd impression of being like a Junior College or a Community College.

 

I should know. I went to one for two years.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Oh and CWM I'm going to PM you something that might help you understand why people hate the Game so much. I just remembered that I had this document so hopefully you will get an idea about what makes this guy tick.

 

It's fucked up to say the least.

Thanks Sass, that would be cool...old man.

[Guest Kinetic]

What I lack in age I definitely make up for in sheer rambling ability. It's a natural gift. I feel fortunate that the transition to senility should be an easy one, given that I don't die in a car accident or from some smoking-related illness prior to that.

 

But you'll all be long dead by then, anyway. Old timers.

[Guest Sassquatch]

I just sent you the PM CWM.

 

Oh and Kinetic, I know I'll be around long after you have been eaten up by Incandenza's giant Alf monster.

 

Or Kotz might "accidently" run you down in the street while trying to pick you up for the Winter Break trip.

 

 

 

I'm not *that* old you son's of bitches!

 

*cries tears of sand*

[Guest Kinetic]

All right, Methusela. I believe you.

[Guest Sassquatch]

DAMNIT!

 

Don't make me get "old school" on your ass punk!

[Guest Kinetic]

I'm getting a really creepy "stay offa mah lawn" vibe from this conversation. If you accuse me of swiping your Ovaltine, I'm out of here.

[Guest Sassquatch]

*hides ovaltine from thieves*

 

I'm still younger than some of the guy's on this board. That has to count for something.

 

Right?

[Guest Incandenza]

These kids don't show us old-timers proper respect. In my day, we showed respect to our message board elders.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Maybe you and I should start up some old-timers clique with all of the other 21 + year old guys on the board Inc.

 

[Guest Kinetic]

These kids don't show us old-timers proper respect. In my day, we showed respect to our message board elders.

Well, it's different when you make the transition from hieroglyphics.

[Guest Sassquatch]

At least OUR generation was taught to read books instead of looking at sloppy hooker magazines.

[Guest goodhelmet]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! damn sass, you crossed over to my side real quick! now, how does it feel to be called old?

[Guest Sassquatch]

 

 

I feel *so* old now.

 

Thanks for pointing that out to me.

 

Dick.

 

Now where's my prune pudding?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'm bored (+ 1)