The one and only Smackdown! thread for 31st Oct02

[Guest HartFan86]

...they saw WRESTLECRAP!!

LMAO, that's right....same mask.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Bah @ Bischoff!

 

I wanted to do that to her while she was in that witch outfit =P

[Zetterberg is God 0]

She liked it??? Can the booking get any stupider? Well beats HHH humping a corpse

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Maybe Vince sent Bisch to break up HHH and Steph...

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Whoever thougt you would see Bischoff kissing Stephanie McMahon? I can't wait for them to have sex and have a Bischoff/McMahon offspring.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I think the WWE needs to book a Jared Fogel vs. HHH feud.

[Guest SP-1]

Well that was . . . odd. However, interesting, in a morbid sort of way.

 

LOL@ Bisch choosing the classic pinstripe suit for his Vince costume. Don't ask why, but for some reason that kind of cheese just screams Vince McMahon to me.

 

Anybody think this is going to lead to some kind of unification between the shows or something? Doubtful, but just saying . . . if they keep playing at an attraction between the two, the inter-promotional aspects of things could pick up a little.

 

SP, who isn't so sure he likes his own idea . . .

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

...WHAT THE FUCK?!!/

 

Now Bisch's breath reeks of Hunter's cocksweat.

Now that's just... half as disturbing as the necrophilia. Sickness is within you man

[Guest Dmann2000]

Face it, Stephanie's a Slut

[Guest HartFan86]

I don't get this. They are suppose to hate each other. This is Vince/Flair version 2. Remember seeing Vince and Flair shake hands at Judgment Day? That pretty much killed the roster split feud between them. Now, we see Stephanie and Bischoff making out? Yeah, ok. Time for new GMs...

[Guest AndrewTS]

She liked it??? Can the booking get any stupider? Well beats HHH humping a corpse

Well, all of the men in the company want her, don't they? Soon Linda will, too.

 

Steph = Vicky Schiller of wrestling.

[Guest RepoMan]

We'll I'm gussing the explanation well be there hostility toward each other was just sexual tension and it leads to killing the split.

[Guest HartFan86]

Time for Eddie vs. Angle....thank god.

[Guest Dmann2000]

EDDY~

[Guest BoboBrazil]

They do need to kill the split. It was rather pointless. I could dig Steph/Bischoff as a team running both shows.

[Guest RepoMan]

Did that guy holding the rainbow you suck sign look like Gary Colman to anyone else?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Aaah, Angle with gold around his waist.

 

Not world gold, but still....

[Guest HartFan86]

New tight color!

[Guest Army Eye]

Angle vs. Eddy????? Holy shit

[Guest Brian]

I guess Steph got jealous of the mannequinn getting all the hot male ass~!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Eddy w/ green tights?

[Guest AndrewTS]

...WHAT THE FUCK?!!/

 

Now Bisch's breath reeks of Hunter's cocksweat.

Now that's just... half as disturbing as the necrophilia. Sickness is within you man

Stephanie is a fucking slut...I wouldn't put my lips ANYWHERE NEAR that mouth. Or any other part of me for that matter. Yeeech.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

It looks like Paul Heyman is turning on Lesnar at Survivor Series and going with Big Show too.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Time for new GMs...

Yeah, Time for Mick Foley and Bret Hart...

 

...who will immediately be booked to have sexual tension between them and wind up in each others arms

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Eddy looks weird with those tights.

 

Interesting note: the tights Angle is wearing tonight are the same tights that Angle won his second WWF Championship in at Unforgiven 2001.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Eddy vs. Angle--yeeees!! I missed first minute or so.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Time for new GMs...

Yeah, Time for Mick Foley and Bret Hart...

 

...who will immediately be booked to have sexual tension between them and wind up in each others arms

WORST MENTAL PICTURE EVER!

 

I shouldn't ask this, but...who'd be the butch and who'd be the bitch?

[Guest Nevermortal]

Oh, and just to let you know...

 

Tazz > Lawler & JR

[Guest AndrewTS]

Eddy looks weird with those tights.

 

Interesting note: the tights Angle is wearing tonight are the same tights that Angle won his second WWF Championship in at Unforgiven 2001.

Mr. Trivia Buff--wrestling edition.

 

I agree on the tights, though.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

"Time for Bret Hart and Mick Foley....

 

...who Vince will immediately book to fall into deep passionate kissing with each other."

 

 

Don't forget the bad dialogue between Mick and Bret.

 

"I Hart you Bret teeheehee!"

 

"And I love you best out of all Mankind heehee!"

 

I blame Vince's growing unnanounced paranoia that the rest of the world is out to get him and his only recourse is to try to lobotomize everyone in America by putting on bad TV and killing brain cells.