Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 23, 2002 but her ass his just too big. There's no such thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Yeah, too big exists, but so does too small. That said, J'lo's ass is a happy piece of carne ass-ada steak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted November 23, 2002 *Reads posts in thread since he left* Wow, alcohol, boredom, lack of sleep, and more alcohol DO NOT mix well. That said, I've been told my ass is "squeezable to Charmin levels" but I am usatisfied with the 'ol one-eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted November 23, 2002 J'Lo's ass is in perfect porportion right now. Now, Shakira's ass, thats a scary thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 23, 2002 J'Lo's ass is in perfect porportion right now. Now, Shakira's ass, thats a scary thing. Shakira's ass > J'Lo's ass... Shakira's ass can just have me in a fixation... *thinks of 2002 VMA* *drools* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Her ass is so damn big, I hate that thing. I don't find Shakira's ass a slight bit sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Sarcasm~! at its finest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Paranoid Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I'm coming in this thread a little late, but JLo has the best ass in the business... WRONG! Shakira's is superior. That's a tough choice. Both asses are so plump and juicy. I wouldn't throw either one off my dinner table! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Ahem . . . Dina Meyer owns them all in my opinion. As a total package. And it ain't the size of the boat, it's the MOSHUN in the OSHUN! [/Ernest Miller] That is all. SP EDIT: I can't say how thrilled I am that my 400th post was about Dina Meyer, with an Ernest Miller impression to boot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I'm coming in this thread a little late, but JLo has the best ass in the business... WRONG! Shakira's is superior. That's a tough choice. Both asses are so plump and juicy. I wouldn't throw either one off my dinner table! SHAKIRA WINS ...FATALITY... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Shakira gets the edge, as her wiggle is so much more arousing than whatever pose Lopez is striking this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Blah, Jennifer Love Hewitt is still hotter than all the women in the Miss Smart Marks contest, she was being held down by Jessica Alba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted November 23, 2002 i'm a little worried that this thread stayed alive overnight. That said, Shakira's ~WiGgLe~ powers own all other women's individual body parts. It's true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 well it got off topic, but girls know which other chicks are hot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Dammit, we settled this already! Don't make me break out the BRACKET SYSTEM~! again. Not until February at least. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted November 23, 2002 For the record, Kylie has the best white girl ass, since Shakira and Lopez are both Latino. I say it's the best white girl ass because it might not be that big, but boy is it perfectly shaped. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis. If I ever had to fuck a guy, it would be that guy from Dashboard Confessional. Hell, never mind "had to," I'd just like to prison rape him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis. If I ever had to fuck a guy, it would be that guy from Dashboard Confessional. Hell, never mind "had to," I'd just like to prison rape him. fuck me that guy is just stunning.really. he's so perfect. as for chicks, well im 100% straight,but stacy keibler is hot and so are the girls from the film "bring it on". i would kill for stact keibler's legs. actually she has a awesome body full stop (i hate big tits especially fake ones) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I'd take Stacy's legs/ass combo over any pair of fake boobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest X briar rose X Report post Posted November 23, 2002 There are more girls on the board than you realize. While my taste in women may slightly differ than any of yours, I do enjoy Jennifer Lopez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted November 23, 2002 chick list: myself, candian chick, tsa, tritec, marney, buffy beast, briar rose, still fly, annie, sakura, candie45, taka pac, AlInA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest X briar rose X Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Add Nocturna. She hasn't shown her face yet, but she's a friend of mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted November 23, 2002 wow, chicks are being REPRESENTED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Damn! There are more chicks on this board than I realized. Like I stated last night, Stacy's legs and ass and Molly's tits are my perfect combo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted November 23, 2002 yeah so true, and neither of them have had plastic surgery *coincidence*? i think not natural=better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted November 23, 2002 For sure. Women who have plastic surgery probably regret it when they are middle-aged or older. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted November 23, 2002 yeah when it all starts to sag. ugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I don't care if I'm not very big, I won't ever get plastic surgery. The consequences are so bad for only less then 10 years of good use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 4 or 5 girls I think Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
