Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 how tall is he? 6'2"-6'3" ish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I won't ever be able to feel any of your guys pain... *loves being the only child* You'll never have the joy of slapping one of your younger siblings into various wrestling submission moves, then. Sure, you may have friends, cousins, or whatever to do that to, but nothing beats locking a member of your immediate family into the Crippler Crossface until he starts to cry. My brother used to powerbomb me on beds and used to always put me in the sharpshooter of boston crab. It wasn't fair! I was f'n 70 pounds and he was almost 200. Unfair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Nah. Giving my 5 yr. cousin the Liontamer (notice I didn't say WoJ) does me just fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Line of the night ladies and gentleman goes to Dames What line is that? Personally, I don't think ANYTHING can top: "Can we please get back to my semen?" in the "Dames, You are a Murderer" thread because it was so on topic. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JLuv0309 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Line of the night ladies and gentleman goes to Dames I would most certainly have to agree...wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Oh man, I woke my brother up Randy Savage style off the top bunk more than a few times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I slapped my other brother in the Liontamer once, too. I've also got my brother's friend up into the Torture Rack, but I didn't get the same sense of satisfaction from it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I won't ever be able to feel any of your guys pain... *loves being the only child* You'll never have the joy of slapping one of your younger siblings into various wrestling submission moves, then. Sure, you may have friends, cousins, or whatever to do that to, but nothing beats locking a member of your immediate family into the Crippler Crossface until he starts to cry. This is true. I knocked one of my brother's teeth out and indirectly gave him a mild concussion from a shot to the head that required stitches. Of course, he could most likely kick my ass at this point, so we're talking years ago. Still. There's nothing quite like the bond that you form when tormenting a younger sibling during their formative years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 23, 2002 I once gave my friend the Liontamer until he passed out. Good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 My brother's just lucky I never saw any Puro while he was still lightweight and easy to fling around, or else he'd be catching back drop drivers onto the trampoline like mad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted November 23, 2002 the pseudo-lesbianism is mighty popular these days. I put my brother in a muta-lock once. It was fun, untill he retaliated with a rhyno-lock, which is choking someone till they pass out. and it should probably be mentioned that I am also pleased with my dong. But where the hell did "dong" come from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 By far the best was the giant swing that I refused to let go of that made him puke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 My best friend Keith once Northern Light suplexed his brother off a staircase, but his brother didn't land flat, he landed on his side, cracking a rib. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted November 23, 2002 and yeah, Agent, my brother's lucky I didn't find out what a half nelson suplex was untill he was twice my size. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Man, I used to blatantly imitate the wrestling I saw on TV to my little brother. Talk about a lawsuit waiting to happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted November 23, 2002 My parents cut me down to 1 hour of wrestling a week when I was little, due to all the Sharpshooters my brothers had to endure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 My moveset was pretty rudimentary back then. Giant swings, airplane spins, elbow drops, etc. I never bothered with too many fancy submission holds, I just did things that would induce vomiting on a kid with a belly full of bologna sandwiches and oreos in the hot hot sun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted November 23, 2002 so, uh, what is this thread about now exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JLuv0309 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 and it should probably be mentioned that I am also pleased with my dong. But where the hell did "dong" come from? Dames was talking about his dong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Agent of Oblivion, you're so cruel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Just to let you know JLuv, seeing as how your thread got way off topic, most of these guys don't have a big attention span as you can see Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 and it should probably be mentioned that I am also pleased with my dong. But where the hell did "dong" come from? Dames was talking about his dong. Actually, Flyboy mentioned dong first.... I actually knew a kid in high school named Michael Dong, but everyone suspected he was gay. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 What? You're saying you wouldn't intentionally make your brother throw up when he was little because it's funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Yeah, we started out with the sexiness of J-Lo's sweet sweet behind, and we moved towards penis size and wrestling, what a surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Electrifyer Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Yeah, I'd probably do it too. You better thank God that you were born first though, or else it may be you puking up the bologna. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 23, 2002 See, but that doesn't matter, because HE was the one puking, and I was the one making it happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JLuv0309 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Yeah, we started out with the sexiness of J-Lo's sweet sweet behind, and we moved towards penis size and wrestling, what a surprise. priceless Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JLuv0309 Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Just to let you know JLuv, seeing as how your thread got way off topic, most of these guys don't have a big attention span as you can see a sad, sad truth....that's ok...j-lo's still hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kagato Otaku Report post Posted November 23, 2002 Agent of Oblivion, you're so cruel. That's not so bad. I ran over my sister with my bike once. Left a treadmark down her back. I love her to *death*, but I had to take revenge for her kicking me out of the family van and crippling me for life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted November 23, 2002 and it should probably be mentioned that I am also pleased with my dong. But where the hell did "dong" come from? Dames was talking about his dong. Actually, Flyboy mentioned dong first.... I did not! I was Agent, then Incandenza, then me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
