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Jennifer Lopez is HOT!

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Guest CanadianChick

My best friend is so damn pretty. Holy shit. She's pretty tall for a girl (5'8), nicest ass, nicest hair, nicest face, pretty nice tits too. Damn her!

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Guest Flyboy
I, too, wish I had Stacy's legs and Molly's tits.

I wish...

 

I had a six pack. I get that, and I'm set.

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Guest CanadianChick
Did my comment about Stacy's legs and Molly's tits go over everyone's heads?

Look back on page two, I commented on it.

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Guest Flyboy
Did my comment about Stacy's legs and Molly's tits go over everyone's heads?

No.

 

I get it... you want a women with those assets. Duh.

 

 

EDIT: It went over your head, Canadianchick.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
Maybe it's me, but I think Steph's tits are grotesque. I've always hated that abnormally large look.

Word.

 

I don't have a problem with big funbags, but they have to be smaller than my head.

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Guest Incandenza
Did my comment about Stacy's legs and Molly's tits go over everyone's heads?

No.

 

I get it... you want a women with those assets. Duh.

Or, more specifically, Stacy's legs and Molly's tits. But I'm not picky, no sir.

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Guest Flyboy
I don't have a problem with big funbags, but they have to be smaller than my head.

Nothing beats a girl with natural big titties... especially if the girl isn't chunky.

 

God bless those girls.

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Guest T®ITEC
I'd forego Stacy's legs for a shot at Molly's ass, personally.

I agree completely. That ass is truly a thing to behold..

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Guest CanadianChick

I wish I had a little more junk in the trunk..bigger tits would be nice too.

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Guest Kinetic

I can't say that I've ever had that problem, Flyboy. Once I put some pants on, you can hardly tell that I have an ass.

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Guest Incandenza
I can't say that I've ever had that problem, Flyboy. Once I put some pants on, you can hardly tell that I have an ass.

Asslessness is common among you wispy types.

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Guest Texas Small Arms 09

Because Dames, women are talking about other women having nice tits, ass, and legs

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Guest Flyboy
I can't say that I've ever had that problem, Flyboy. Once I put some pants on, you can hardly tell that I have an ass.

You don't know what it's like to be me, then.

 

My ass.. is like.. huge. I have to literally wear my backpack over my ass to keep girls from grabbing/pinching it in the hallways.

 

In the classroom, however, if I'm caught standing up then girls have a field day.

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Guest Flyboy
5'6. There are guys on the board (that I've met in person) who are WAY shorter.

 

Dames

Dames, I'm 5'7" at 14.

 

C'mon!

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