Ripper 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Yeah bob really should. Ripper - talking like bob isn't here since 4:23 eastern Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted May 18, 2004 Yea- sorry about that. My friend sent them to me like that and I'm resizing picture illiterate. I would like the Ripper version of why I'm lying in sweet and sour sauce holding a tampon and a pen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted May 18, 2004 "Coming up on Sportscenter"...... "Watch as Bob Barron makes the final putt to allow him to win first place in the SNL Open" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted May 24, 2004 EDIT: not working right now. Too late to fix it. I'll repost tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2004 This is even more surprising than when EL BRUJ0 revealed. While extremely shocking, no one was more surprising than El Brujo. Not by a long shot. Wait until I unveil my picture. Everyone will be shocked. It'll be such a shock that all of the males here will begin to question their own sexuality. I couldn't believe that dude's a goth. Mind was blown. It was the picture of me laying in the trunk that did it, wasn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Since I know some people are curious, here's a photo in which I look like a date rapist. This girl is conscious, and the photo is totally consentual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 This deserved its own thread, I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 And where is your hairline. Did you have sex with that girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You can make one if you really want. ed: (another thread) I don't think the top of my head is in that photo, actually. No, I did not, actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I expected more mustache. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You look like the Heavy Metal version of the King of Elves from the Lord of the Rings movies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 No I don't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You sorta look like the frontman for Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, but I cannot find a picture to back up my claim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I think this is the one time that I've ever been right about what someone looks like before seeing them. You kinda look like Ministry of Darkness-era Undertaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You sorta look like the frontman for Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, but I cannot find a picture to back up my claim. Yeah, I make up words too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You sorta look like the frontman for Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, but I cannot find a picture to back up my claim. Yeah, I make up words too. http://www.google.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Here's a photo that same girl took which documents the alarming rate at which I'm losing my hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Time to become a skinhead, dude. And you're much thinner than I expected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I could find an old photo from when I was severely fucking fat, but they're embarassing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 http://www.google.com Comprehending the Incomprehensible But no, yeah, if you became a skinhead, and Schmimmer is a skinhead, and I was, we could all be in a secret message board club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I have a full head of hair now, though I could still be a part of the club. Banky's a skinhead, too, so we'd have to let him in, too, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 18, 2004 Yes you do add a little heavy metal facial hair to it and you get AoO. Face it, you're a hardcore rocking elf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I'd never shave my head. I'll post a photo in a minute that features me totally freaked out on acid. Imagine me bald in that photo, and you'll realize why I won't shave it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 18, 2004 If I had mod powers I'd change your name to Elrond of Oblivion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 FrigidSoul is a nerd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted June 18, 2004 For the record I watched the movies but never read the books. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You're a liar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 18, 2004 I'm pretty faded in this picture, and someone told me "Hey, do something fucked up," which yielded these hilarious results: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You were wrong, man, you do look like me. Maybe not up close, but there's a picture of me that's virtually identical to that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2004 You need to cut the long hair and go with the Arn Anderson look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
