Ripper Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Yeah bob really should. Ripper - talking like bob isn't here since 4:23 eastern
bob_barron Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 Yea- sorry about that. My friend sent them to me like that and I'm resizing picture illiterate. I would like the Ripper version of why I'm lying in sweet and sour sauce holding a tampon and a pen
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted May 18, 2004 Report Posted May 18, 2004 "Coming up on Sportscenter"...... "Watch as Bob Barron makes the final putt to allow him to win first place in the SNL Open"
Guest Retro Rob Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 EDIT: not working right now. Too late to fix it. I'll repost tomorrow.
EL BRUJ0 Posted May 24, 2004 Report Posted May 24, 2004 This is even more surprising than when EL BRUJ0 revealed. While extremely shocking, no one was more surprising than El Brujo. Not by a long shot. Wait until I unveil my picture. Everyone will be shocked. It'll be such a shock that all of the males here will begin to question their own sexuality. I couldn't believe that dude's a goth. Mind was blown. It was the picture of me laying in the trunk that did it, wasn't it?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Since I know some people are curious, here's a photo in which I look like a date rapist. This girl is conscious, and the photo is totally consentual.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 This deserved its own thread, I think.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 And where is your hairline. Did you have sex with that girl.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You can make one if you really want. ed: (another thread) I don't think the top of my head is in that photo, actually. No, I did not, actually.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You look like the Heavy Metal version of the King of Elves from the Lord of the Rings movies.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You sorta look like the frontman for Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, but I cannot find a picture to back up my claim.
justsoyouknow Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I think this is the one time that I've ever been right about what someone looks like before seeing them. You kinda look like Ministry of Darkness-era Undertaker.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You sorta look like the frontman for Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, but I cannot find a picture to back up my claim. Yeah, I make up words too.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You sorta look like the frontman for Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, but I cannot find a picture to back up my claim. Yeah, I make up words too. http://www.google.com
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Here's a photo that same girl took which documents the alarming rate at which I'm losing my hair.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Time to become a skinhead, dude. And you're much thinner than I expected.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I could find an old photo from when I was severely fucking fat, but they're embarassing.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 http://www.google.com Comprehending the Incomprehensible But no, yeah, if you became a skinhead, and Schmimmer is a skinhead, and I was, we could all be in a secret message board club.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I have a full head of hair now, though I could still be a part of the club. Banky's a skinhead, too, so we'd have to let him in, too, I guess.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 Yes you do add a little heavy metal facial hair to it and you get AoO. Face it, you're a hardcore rocking elf
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I'd never shave my head. I'll post a photo in a minute that features me totally freaked out on acid. Imagine me bald in that photo, and you'll realize why I won't shave it.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 If I had mod powers I'd change your name to Elrond of Oblivion
Guest FrigidSoul Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 For the record I watched the movies but never read the books.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 I'm pretty faded in this picture, and someone told me "Hey, do something fucked up," which yielded these hilarious results:
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You were wrong, man, you do look like me. Maybe not up close, but there's a picture of me that's virtually identical to that one.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted June 18, 2004 Report Posted June 18, 2004 You need to cut the long hair and go with the Arn Anderson look.
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