The one and only 1/2/03 WWE Smackdown thread...

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh my god...PLEASE SOMEONE

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...I can't believe that I'm saying this, but if there was ever a time for HHH...it's now. Have him say he already married Dawn!

[Guest Mole]

This is one of those times I'm glad I am not watching wrestling with a non-wrestling fan.

 

I would get made fun of left and right.

[Guest tpww7]

Cole is loving this.

[Guest Quik]

Would anybody else laugh their ass off if AL had a stiffy?

 

She's gonna hit him in the balls.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

END THIS NOW!!!!!!!

 

Next up,

 

Al has a Heart Attack and dies.

 

Torrie and Dawn find out that he is a Billionaire.

 

They go to Court.

 

Dawn wins, gets the Money, she becomes 50 Pounds Overweight, and begins hanging out with Anna Nicole.

[Guest HartFan86]

BLLLLLLLLLLATH

[Guest ArchoanJB]

*GAG*

[Guest Will Scarlet]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

It's kinda funny to read how negative the posts are...

 

OH GOOD GAWD!! I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Guest AndrewTS]

WEDGIE!!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I think Al Wilson has a sock in his briefs.

 

I hope he does

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What...........is happening........I can't believe this.

 

When did Gerwitz start writing for Smackdown?

[Guest ArchoanJB]

please........

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Well, at least they stopped him there...

[Guest Mole]

EEEW. He's got tighty whitey's on.

 

THANK GOD FOR THAT, no naked Al.

 

I'd laugh my ass off if he popped a chubb on national TV.

[Guest BillyTheStud]

cock ring?

[Guest HartFan86]

SOMEONE COME DOWN...NOW

[Guest ArchoanJB]

This has been years tooo long..and soooooo digusting...why can't we just see 2 hours of Team Angle matches...wow o why

[Guest Mole]

When did Gerwitz start writing for Smackdown?

 

Well, Heyman isn't perfect.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...did I hear a Torrie chant?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

He takes all the vows

 

thanks for being specific!

[Guest HartFan86]

So, yeah..

 

Undertaker is coming back at the Rumble

[Guest tpww7]

This is going too long.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

HHH, I'M BEGGING FOR A HALF-HOUR PROMO!!~ PLEASE... MAKE IT 45 MINUTES!!

 

WTF am I saying?!?!?!?!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

The preacher is Kidman!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Out comes Torrie...

 

Dawn admits to being a Lesbian.

 

Dawn and Torrie leave together.

 

::Commercial::

[Guest HartFan86]

My god.

[Guest Mole]

Wow, they actually got married

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

When did Gerwitz start writing for Smackdown?

 

Well, Heyman isn't perfect.

Yeah, but he's not this stupid...........is he?

 

What? The wedding actually went down without interruption??