The one and only 1/2/03 WWE Smackdown thread...

[Guest HartFan86]

Mayhem and Marriage?

 

"Who are the ad wizards who came up with THIS one?"

[Guest AndrewTS]

Steph, you may be pure evil; but I still wanna blow my load in your face.

 

Whoop, she's a heel tonight.

Steph needs to be given the Max Hardcore treatment.

 

She'd probably love it though.

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Did Steph get her tits enlarged for Christmas? They look alot bigger...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

YES! Captain Angle gets to talk next!

[Guest Anglesault]

Can someone end this now? Send Team Angle out to kill them both or something, because this sucks.

[Guest creativename]

Mattamatics:

 

Warren Sapp > Hugh Morrus

[Guest BillyTheStud]

The crowd seems to be really in this one.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

*sigh* Noone answered my lil quizette.... *sniffle* I feel neglected. Ah well.... *marks out for Mikey Cole*

[Guest AndrewTS]

Am I typical, cynical, bitchy smark because I think this sucks?

 

Is Demott carrying this match?

[Guest Anglesault]

Oh. A rest hold. Because this match has been so high energy.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Punch him in the face Chuck!

[Guest Mole]

Crikey, I think Steph got new implants, or gigantic shoulder pads. She looks like a beast.

 

LMAO.

 

I'd bust a nut if SCSA came back tonight. I have a feeling we are in for some kind of suprise tonight.

[Guest tpww7]

At least when Demott faces Cruisers, it's under 2 mins.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Chuck's skills went down the drain when he cut his hair.

 

What little skills he had.

 

On the other hand, he WAS the perfect choice to be a parody of Lex Luger.

[Guest Mole]

Wow, he beat Chuck.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Chuck is squashed.....

 

Billy, please come back soon!!

[Guest tpww7]

Horrible Finish. Horrible match.

[Guest BillyTheStud]

Slop Drop~!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Ok Palumbo, just because you were Billy Gunn's partner doesn't mean you can rip off the Road Dogg's punches

[Guest Anglesault]

Am I typical, cynical, bitchy smark because I think this sucks?

No.

 

Chuck's skills went down the drain when he cut his hair.

 

He enevr had any.

 

Save us DeamanTaker!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Reverse DDT, Tazz.

[Guest Ram]

The only Undertaker I like!!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

WOOO! ZOMBIE UNDERTAKER RETURNS!

[Guest HartFan86]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Chuck is squashed.....

 

Billy, please come back soon!!

 

PHENOM MUSIC!!! YES!! *marks out* I got chills during that!! PLEASE COME BACK AS THE PHENOM!!

[Guest tpww7]

Old School Taker?????

[Guest BorneAgain]

Old Taker?!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Huh. Does this mean Dead Man Taker one last time?

[Guest TheHulkster]

*marks out*

[Guest BoboBrazil]

WHOA SHIT! OLD SCHOOL UNDERTAKER RETURNS?!