Guest Kinetic Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Oh, hi, Smart Marks! Can I talk to you for a second? Look...there's something I really need to tell you and I'm not sure how you're going to take it, but here it goes anyway. I've been thinking about you a lot lately. I know, I know, we agreed to just be friends. And I know that you have a close relationship with Dames...maybe you even love him. But I can't help the way that I feel and, as the days go on, I find myself thinking about you even more. Your wide array of smilies; the way your Quick Reply box sort of glistens in the sunlight; your full, heaving WWE folder...I really feel like I'm falling for you. You're the board for me! Always and forever! And I know that it sounds cheesy...ha, what you must think of me now! But I really feel like we could be good together. I think about you a lot at night, too, when I'm staring at my ceiling, unable to sleep. I think of what it would be like to wrap my arms around you and let you know how much I love you. I guess you probably think I'm some sort of weirdo after all this, but I promise...if you'll just give me a chance, I know I can make you happy. I guess what I really want to know is...what do you think of me thinking of you?
Guest Kingpk Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Would you like to be alone with the server?
Guest AM The Kid Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 That's just so wrong, I thought the board was the only one for ME.
Guest imajackoff? Posted January 4, 2003 Report Posted January 4, 2003 Kinetic, that's the funniest freakin' post I've seen in a long while.
Guest Sassquatch Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 I feel violated after reading Kinetic's first post.
The Dames Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 I find it funny that when I initially tried replying, I got a "cannot find server" error. Kinetic's the source of our problems! FLOG HIM! Dames
Guest MrRant Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 I find that Kinetic loves me and my wit.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 This makes my crotch sore. In a good way.
Guest Gimmick Poster.com Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 Kinetic, with all due respect, I think you are a guy that is attemptng to leech off of my HHH 2000 level heel heat. And I can't have that. *Whacks Kinetic in the back with chair. Then pedigrees him onto said chair. Then repeatedly uses steel pipe to bust Kinetic's balls* *Puts on black glove* You never saw it coming-uh! YOU NEVER SAW IT COMING-UH! I was the mastermind!.....and you tried to leech my heat! YOU NEVER SAW IT COMING-UH! *Poses with Dames ex-girlfriend* BAH GAWD WHAT A BASTARD!!! HE SURELY IS THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN AND A PIMP OF THE LADIES!!!! AND HE KNOCKED KINETIC THE BAH FUCK OUT!!!!!! MY GAWD MY GAWD!!!!!
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 That was just lazy, dude. Gimmick Poster.com has jumped the shark.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 OMG~! KINETIC IS MY BOYFRIENNNND!!!!!! ::puts hands over heart, sighs, collapses back into chair::
Guest MrRant Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 OMG~! KINETIC IS MY BOYFRIENNNND!!!!!! ::puts hands over heart, sighs, collapses back into chair:: Somehow that doesn't seem far from the truth.......
Guest El Satanico Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 YOU thinking about ME...disturbs me...but in a good way Hmm well ok i have no ideal what that means.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 5, 2003 Report Posted January 5, 2003 I'm flattered..I'm...I'm...speechless. You know, I always thought you acted nervous around me. The way you use your commas..the subtle references to bukkake, all of it pointed to this. Frankly, I don't know how to take this news. I'll call you, ok?
Guest subliminal_animal Posted January 9, 2003 Report Posted January 9, 2003 That was just lazy, dude. Gimmick Poster.com has jumped the shark. Yeah, it sounds like something that anyone here could've said. But I personally think he jumped the shark a bunch of posts back.
Guest crandamaniac Posted January 9, 2003 Report Posted January 9, 2003 That was just lazy, dude. Gimmick Poster.com has jumped the shark. Yeah, it sounds like something that anyone here could've said. But I personally think he jumped the shark a bunch of posts back. Jumped the shark? That's assuming that this poster was actually funny or good.
Guest Incandenza Posted January 9, 2003 Report Posted January 9, 2003 Hey, he had his moments this past weekend.
Guest So what? I liked bubble boy Posted January 9, 2003 Report Posted January 9, 2003 From what I've read, one word "weird" . By the way enjoy the Niners this weekend.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2003 Report Posted January 9, 2003 Tom Servo seems to be befuddled by Kinetic's love of server space... Crow: So come on down to the Mustang Ranch located in the middle of GATEWAY COUNTRY...get yourself a lovely Pentium 4 that really knows how to work it... This baby has some much RAM that it'll never forget you...and it comes complete with a USB supported ASS (Artifical Suction System) for all those nights when just reading about Dames doing it isn't enough... Have A Wonderful Day and remember 1-900-GATEWAY for all your pleasure needs.. $1.99 the first minute and 99 cents a minute after that....
EL BRUJ0 Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 *Bumped* ^This should have been the end to the "What do you think of me?" threads.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 I like subliminal_animal a lot less upon realizing he once used the phrase "jumped the shark."
Nighthawk Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 Anyone who doesn't like threads about what someone thinks of someone else is a fool. Brujo, my grade of you has been dropped to F-.
EL BRUJ0 Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 You're assuming that I don't like the "What do you think of _?" threads, which may or may not be the case. I could have just bumped this thread to show that Kinetic wasn't all that and a sack of shit OR I agree with what he said and consider those threads worthless. If the latter is true, however, then I would start worrying because according to this: EL BRUJO - Take the way I post, follow it to it's natural conclusion, and the result is El Brujo. Brujo is a minimalist rabble-rouser, posting with surgical precision, insights sharp as a scalpel. Brujo is to this board what Satan is to the Bible. By representing everything the board does not, he becomes the true hero of it's people. Summary: Integrity stripped bare. Grade: A the degeneration process might be starting soon for you.
Nighthawk Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 Oh God, I'm muddled in a maelstrom of malicious monstronsity!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 What the hell are you on this morning? You just fucked someone with cheese in another thread.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 Oh wait, it's afternoon now. I hadn't noticed.
Ripper Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 Oh wait, it's afternoon now. I hadn't noticed. The fuck are YOU on?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 A third shift schedule and some other things. At least I'm not fucking anyone with cheese. Only in the morning.
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