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Guest Sandman9000
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"Talk Like Sex" hits as Sandman9000 shows up blatanly late to the party. Sandman comes rushing down to the ring with a barbed wire trashcan full of lightbulbs, a staple gun, thumbtack bat, and the weedwhacker. Sandman zaps the server with the weedwhacker for being retarted, then slides into the ring.

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Guest DawnBTVS
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OOC: Damn is this hard to follow

 

*Takes out a baseball bat and clocks Hollywood Spike Jenkins in the back of the knee. Then slingshots him into the post shoulderfirst*

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

Reeling for the mule kick but no selling the fire extingusher shot (was made after you were cuffed)...helps Corey drag Spike back into the ring

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

 

:: falls to the mat ::

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

**rolls back out of the ring, pulls a bag with a huge "?" on it out from under the ring, and gets back into the ring**

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

"AHHHHHHHH ALL 3 MEMBERS OF TEAM UV!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!"

 

:: struggles to get away ::

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

**looks at Sandman and YNA**

 

TEAM ULTRA-MOTHERFUCKIN'-VIOLENCE~!

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Grinning madly, Sandman tosses his fellow Team UV members a bundle of lighttubes, before smashing a bundle of four across HSJ's back.

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted

*Gets a face full of a glass jar which shatters thanks to Sandman. Dives out of the ring and crawls beneath it to produce a 10 foot ladder. Sets it up and climbs it before moonsaulting onto the guardrail, missing Corey*

Guest Youth N Asia
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*Starts swinging light tubes wildly at anyone not wearing an Team UV shirt...nails the Spike in the throat

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

**kicks Chris in his tailbone, and empties out the goodies in his mystery bag: 500,00 THUMBTACKS**

Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate
Posted

*picks up light tube, enters the ring, stands next to Sandman9000, and pulls off his shirt to reveal a CZW t-shirt underneath...

Guest AfricanAmerican
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"AHHHHHHHH ALL 3 MEMBERS OF TEAM UV!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!"

 

:: struggles to get away ::

:::OOC:::

 

with only 4 or so eliminations happening (people fighting back from every attack is pretty stupid), I'd say this will go on into tomorrow.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: falls to the mat holding his throat and back in pain ::

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Sandman puts some of the thumbtacks in his mouth, before hitting a thumbtack mist to the face of Waters.

Posted

*Waters grunts...then goes to a fan he paid off at ringside, who de-cuffs him...then goes back to the ringside seat at the announcer's booth.

 

<Me>Well, Team Ultraviolence is in full now, let's see how well they do out there.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: rolls out of the ring ::

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

*Picks up Spike and props him up on the top turnbuckle*

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

**smashes a bundle of light tubes over Chris's prone face, and then delivers a flapjack to Chris onto the 500,000 THUMBTACKS**

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted

*pulls out his bat, slides into the ring and wallops Sandman hard in the back of the skull. Then grabs gasoline, pours it all over the ring before getting a lightbulb shot from Youth N' Asia.*

Guest TheHulkster
Posted

**The Hulkster, bitter over getting eliminated, runs back into the ring and bodyslams AS. He then hits the ropes and hits the dreaded legdrop of death, brother

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Sandman grabs the staple gun and starts firing it into the air, just waiting for someone to come to the party.

 

Then he gets hit over the back of the head with the bat. D'oh.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

:: no sells being on the top rope (Im on the floor) ::

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

*Follows up light tube shot...WITH A LIGHT TUBE SHOT!

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

**kicks Spike in the nuts with a BIG BOOT**

Guest TheHulkster
Posted

**The Hulkster cups his ear and hears the roar of the crowd and packs it up for the night

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted

*Trips up Youth N' Asia and scrambles for the lightbulbs before nailing Youth N'A. Grabs a string of lightbulbs and wraps them all over the ring ropes before drop toeholding Sandman face first into the 2nd rope*

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Angry over being hit, Sandman pulls Dawn's shirt over his head and staples it on with the staple gun.

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