The One And Only 2003 SmartMark

[Guest Sandman9000]

"Talk Like Sex" hits as Sandman9000 shows up blatanly late to the party. Sandman comes rushing down to the ring with a barbed wire trashcan full of lightbulbs, a staple gun, thumbtack bat, and the weedwhacker. Sandman zaps the server with the weedwhacker for being retarted, then slides into the ring.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

OOC: Damn is this hard to follow

 

*Takes out a baseball bat and clocks Hollywood Spike Jenkins in the back of the knee. Then slingshots him into the post shoulderfirst*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Reeling for the mule kick but no selling the fire extingusher shot (was made after you were cuffed)...helps Corey drag Spike back into the ring

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

 

:: falls to the mat ::

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**rolls back out of the ring, pulls a bag with a huge "?" on it out from under the ring, and gets back into the ring**

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

"AHHHHHHHH ALL 3 MEMBERS OF TEAM UV!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!"

 

:: struggles to get away ::

[ChrisMWaters 0]

:: nailes Corey in the forehead with the fire extinquisher while holding Chris in a sleeper ::

*Waters stands, showing strength he got from Mat Wrestling, and rams him into the ring pole.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**looks at Sandman and YNA**

 

TEAM ULTRA-MOTHERFUCKIN'-VIOLENCE~!

[Guest Sandman9000]

Grinning madly, Sandman tosses his fellow Team UV members a bundle of lighttubes, before smashing a bundle of four across HSJ's back.

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*Gets a face full of a glass jar which shatters thanks to Sandman. Dives out of the ring and crawls beneath it to produce a 10 foot ladder. Sets it up and climbs it before moonsaulting onto the guardrail, missing Corey*

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Starts swinging light tubes wildly at anyone not wearing an Team UV shirt...nails the Spike in the throat

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**kicks Chris in his tailbone, and empties out the goodies in his mystery bag: 500,00 THUMBTACKS**

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

*picks up light tube, enters the ring, stands next to Sandman9000, and pulls off his shirt to reveal a CZW t-shirt underneath...

[Guest AfricanAmerican]

"AHHHHHHHH ALL 3 MEMBERS OF TEAM UV!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!"

 

:: struggles to get away ::

:::OOC:::

 

with only 4 or so eliminations happening (people fighting back from every attack is pretty stupid), I'd say this will go on into tomorrow.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: falls to the mat holding his throat and back in pain ::

[Guest Sandman9000]

Sandman puts some of the thumbtacks in his mouth, before hitting a thumbtack mist to the face of Waters.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Waters grunts...then goes to a fan he paid off at ringside, who de-cuffs him...then goes back to the ringside seat at the announcer's booth.

 

<Me>Well, Team Ultraviolence is in full now, let's see how well they do out there.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: rolls out of the ring ::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Picks up Spike and props him up on the top turnbuckle*

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**smashes a bundle of light tubes over Chris's prone face, and then delivers a flapjack to Chris onto the 500,000 THUMBTACKS**

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*pulls out his bat, slides into the ring and wallops Sandman hard in the back of the skull. Then grabs gasoline, pours it all over the ring before getting a lightbulb shot from Youth N' Asia.*

[Guest TheHulkster]

**The Hulkster, bitter over getting eliminated, runs back into the ring and bodyslams AS. He then hits the ropes and hits the dreaded legdrop of death, brother

[Guest Sandman9000]

Sandman grabs the staple gun and starts firing it into the air, just waiting for someone to come to the party.

 

Then he gets hit over the back of the head with the bat. D'oh.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: no sells being on the top rope (Im on the floor) ::

[Guest Youth N Asia]

*Follows up light tube shot...WITH A LIGHT TUBE SHOT!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

**kicks Spike in the nuts with a BIG BOOT**

[Guest TheHulkster]

**The Hulkster cups his ear and hears the roar of the crowd and packs it up for the night

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*Trips up Youth N' Asia and scrambles for the lightbulbs before nailing Youth N'A. Grabs a string of lightbulbs and wraps them all over the ring ropes before drop toeholding Sandman face first into the 2nd rope*

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Waters glares...and grabs Corey, while bleeding profusely.

 

"GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE RING!" he says, throwing him in.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Angry over being hit, Sandman pulls Dawn's shirt over his head and staples it on with the staple gun.