Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Mike is right. We don't hate Christ, we hate you. Thanx Rat's Milk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gamengiri2002 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 God made me born again, that is why I am a spiritual man. No... you're a douche. And people don't hate on you because you represent True Christianity. People hate on you because you registered on a wrestling message board where seemingly your only goal is to preach your skewed vision of christianity. Which makes you a douche. Hence, we hate you because you're a douche. And what the hell is with you juxtaposing your meager crusade on this board with Jesus and other religious martyrs? Sorry pal, but on the long list of prominent religious figures you rank down among Pee Wee Herman and One-legged mimes. Yet another reason, and I will now say this in bold: You're a douche And those who truly follow Christ don't need to know they will be hated, they won't need to worry about it because they subscribe to God's "Love Thy Neighbor" creed, of which the subtext reads: "A good way of approaching this is not to label everyone you meet not wearing a crucifix as 'hellbound" So, this plucks you from all of the following categories: true christian, spiritual man, competent human-being, and consciously aware; and drops you into the only category in which you feasibly fit (need I say it): Douche And with this, the book is closed on this or any of your future arguments... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 18, 2003 So, this plucks you from all of the following categories: true christian, spiritual man, competent human-being, andconsciously aware; and drops you into the only category in which you feasibly fit (need I say it): Douche This means I clean things. I help to wash humanity of evil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 That's not exactly what 'Love Thy Neighbor' is about at it's core. In a sense it is, but let's not generalize it that way. It means to unconditionally love someone. (read: that means also holding them accountable for themselves, not hitting the reset button constantly. But helping them when they stumble if they're Christians, and loving them despite it whether they are Christian or not). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gamengiri2002 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 In Regards to Spiderpoet's post: Now, maybe I fell asleep for a year or two sometime during my socialization process, but since when is telling your neighbors that they're hellbound when they confess to spiritual indecision showing them 'unconditional love'. Not saying that you are advocating this, but just reinforcing my point as valid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gamengiri2002 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 So, this plucks you from all of the following categories: true christian, spiritual man, competent human-being, andconsciously aware; and drops you into the only category in which you feasibly fit (need I say it): Douche This means I clean things. I help to wash humanity of evil. No it means that when the lifeseed of spirituality is spread, you neutralize it with your sticky, unpleasant rhetoric. Good for you... ...douche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 That terminology, "Dude, you're so going to hell," no, I don't agree with that. But pointing out that God made a way, and the consequences of disregarding that, is certainly within our mandate. Though I agree there is a fine line between being passionate and being condescending. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Don't thank me, Dopey. I did say I didn't hate you. Don't jump to conclusions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 18, 2003 People hate on you because you registered on a wrestling message board where seemingly your only goal is to preach your skewed vision of christianity. And what the hell is with you juxtaposing your meager crusade on this board with Jesus and other religious martyrs Just for the record. I registered on this and another wrestling message board, for the fun of it. I was trying to read and post about wrestling and all when God came into the picture. I of course chimed in. Then Spoon and Kinetic, and many others started a full scale assault on God and Christianity. WRONG MOVE!!! I've been made a Crusader!!! If anyone thinks that they are going to Mock the TRUE AND LIVING GOD around me; they are sadly mistaken. It is my duty to defend the faith. Something you will never know about. And that is tragic. SOLA SCRIPTURA, SOLA FIDI, SOLA GRATIA, SOLI DEO GLORIA!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Gamengiri2002 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 ok, he IS sola, can we ban him now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Don't thank me, Dopey. I did say I didn't hate you. Don't jump to conclusions. Relax bro, I'm just goofing with you. I know you don't hate me. You use humor, to defuse strife. Cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Satan lives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 18, 2003 ::stagedive:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted January 18, 2003 *because somebody has to* Dopey, you sit around and thump your bible, say your prayers and it hasn't gotten you anywhere. You talk about your scripture, your John 3:16? The Smart Marks Forum 3:16 says we're gonna whip your ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 *because somebody has to* Dopey, you sit around and thump your bible, say your prayers and it hasn't gotten you anywhere. You talk about your scripture, your John 3:16? The Smart Marks Forum 3:16 says we're gonna whip your ass. *buries head in hands. Not out of defeat, not to laugh, but just because he can think of no other reaction.* That's the one Austin thing (strange considering it's such a big thing with him), that I really have to strive to ignore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 18, 2003 . I think they might be a little more clear than Dopey's ill explained scriptures. And don't get me wrong, I believe in the authority and infallibility of scripture as well, but I believe it's a backup source instead of a main tool of explanation Please explain why when faced with Death and torture, that the REFORMERS (Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Knox...ect. ) rallied around the war cry of Sola Scriptura? Where do we get our doctrine? Where do we learn about the nature of Jesus Christ? Where do you turn when death is upon you??? What do you swear on when you go to court? What do you quote from when performing a wedding? What eternal words do you use when performing a funeral? What do you use against heresy? How did JESUS fight against lucifer? What did JESUS say was truth? What is the sword of the Spirit? What does GOD say is sharper than any two edged sword??? What are we supposed to study to show ourselves approved unto GOD? WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Satan lives. This is a very true doctrinal statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dopey Report post Posted January 18, 2003 *because somebody has to* Dopey, you sit around and thump your bible, say your prayers and it hasn't gotten you anywhere. You talk about your scripture, your John 3:16? The Smart Marks Forum 3:16 says we're gonna whip your ass. ***JUST BRING IT!!!*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted January 18, 2003 ok, he IS sola, can we ban him now? Sounds like a smashing idea to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 18, 2003 That wasn't very christian of you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tim Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Christian or not, thats once less annoying 12 year old shit I have to worry about.....unless he comes back under a different name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Eh, he never bothered me nearly as much as Bubbleboy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted January 18, 2003 I'm almost upset that he's not around for a rebuttal. Which, simply is: I turn to GOD in times of need. If He reveals something to be in scripture so be it, that's awesome. Scripture has it's place but it's just not the main tool for me in relating Christ to others. It's integral, I use it, but I use it with backup instead of merely throwing it out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Alright, my little promo worked. *pats himself on the back* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted January 18, 2003 props to me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted January 18, 2003 That wasn't very christian of you. Thanks, AoO. I guess I just don't believe in redemption and second chances. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Samurai_Goat Report post Posted January 18, 2003 DAMMIT! I had to miss Dopey getting banned. Ah well, in this, my time of need, maybe I can turn to G.....amengiri. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted January 18, 2003 Satan lives. George Nori who replaced Art Bell is having someone on claiming to represent the Anti-Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted January 19, 2003 George Nori who replaced Art Bell is having someone on claiming to represent the Anti-Christ. I'm sure Bill Gates' lawyers have been interviewed before... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted January 19, 2003 . I think they might be a little more clear than Dopey's ill explained scriptures. And don't get me wrong, I believe in the authority and infallibility of scripture as well, but I believe it's a backup source instead of a main tool of explanation Please explain why when faced with Death and torture, that the REFORMERS (Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Knox...ect. ) rallied around the war cry of Sola Scriptura? Where do we get our doctrine? Where do we learn about the nature of Jesus Christ? Where do you turn when death is upon you??? What do you swear on when you go to court? What do you quote from when performing a wedding? What eternal words do you use when performing a funeral? What do you use against heresy? How did JESUS fight against lucifer? What did JESUS say was truth? What is the sword of the Spirit? What does GOD say is sharper than any two edged sword??? What are we supposed to study to show ourselves approved unto GOD? WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
