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Guest Trivia247
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Conceaded...Austin is not Hoss....he just below the Line of Hossness... Though JR would disagree...

 

But he ain't hit the Hoss Yardstick....

Of Being BRADSHAW HOSS!

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff
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Man... I'm a Test fan and even *I* thought his elimination of Jericho was bullshit.

 

Add to the fact that the Final Four included one fat jobber and one roided out, talentless piece of garbage, and I'm fucking pissed off right now.

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Who knew Jericho, had all of these fans.

Where have you been?

 

I thought the Rumble kicked ass, but that's just me. I am an Albert fan.

 

Don't even ask me why? :spank:

Guest Jobber of the Week
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Wow. I just realized this is the Test that Mick Foley always shits on in his book.

 

That's like Jericho being eliminated by Al Snow.

Guest Jobber of the Week
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Add to the fact that the Final Four included one fat jobber and one roided out, talentless piece of garbage, and I'm fucking pissed off right now.

Dude, you're AlwaysPissedOff.

 

 

*is shot for the unfunny joke*

Guest Anglesault
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Test. The moron who destroyed an Eddy match by getting stuck in the ropes.

Guest tetsubeav
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Man, I almost ordered this PPV tonight and decided not to. After reading the thread I was thinking I made a major mistake, but I see I was right in my assumption that it'd suck. I seriously doubt that watching Angle/Benoit would've done anything to soothe what I would've felt seeing Jericho built up through the Rumble TO BASICALLY JUST SERVE TO PUT OVER TEST!!!!

 

The ONLY good that could come of what happened tonight would be a double-turn tomorrow night between Jericho & Shawn, but that would just lead to HBK being a HHH-style dominating heel for the whole fucking program.

 

Any Smarks want to meet up in Stamford and picket the WWE HQ for a few months?

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I didn't get the show, so let me get this straight....

 

TEST?!?!?!?!?!

 

Christ.

 

I mean, I wouldn't have minded if it was Lesnar. Or Undertaker. Or fuck, even Batista, because at least they're trying to push that dumb fuck down our throats. At least he has something going on for him.

 

But....TEST?!?!?!?!

 

Nothing can excuse that. The only thing that can possibly soften the blow is to have Jericho have a match with Test on RAW tomorrow, and squash him. Squash him good. Destroy him like no one has every destroyed a hoss before. But it won't happen.

Guest Trivia247
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Actually Benoit and Angle really kicked major ass of many dimensions, and Benoit got a Standing O for his Efforts.

 

Angle busted out that Ankle Grapevined Leglock to finally crack him.. after like 3 other anklelock attempts,

Guest midnight_burn
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Just thinking about how wrong it is that Test eliminated Jericho makes me want to get an electric drill and drive it into my brain.

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Test. The moron who destroyed an Eddy match by getting stuck in the ropes.

 

And holding onto the ropes. He was sitting on the top turnbuckle and Eddy went to perform the move I don't know the name of, and Test just no sold it and held onto the ropes. That annoyed me, because it seemed like the crowd was laughing at Eddy.

Guest Repo Man jr
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Didn't we want HBK vs Jericho and WM? Jericho looked like a bad ass until HBK cheated and screwed him. And Brock vs Angle is the match I wanted to see at WM. The best way to build a guy is to make him look strong. So Brock beat show, and wins the rumble by taking out Taker. It was maybe obvious but it makes sense to me.

Guest Dmann2000
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I'm sorry I liked this show and thought it was good

 

I was pissed that Jericho got eliminated by Test, but because it was due to Shawn Michaels it puts heat on that fued so I'm not too pissed.

 

Does this mean I have to turn in my Smark membership?

Guest Angle-plex
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So does this mean the past 4 weeks of HBK/Jericho storyline was to make Test look better?

Guest Human Fly
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Test. The moron who destroyed an Eddy match by getting stuck in the ropes

 

Don't forget about Saturn (who was by ringside to second Eddy) had to help the poor bastard get out making it look even more ridiculous.

Guest Zero_Cool
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can I get a rundown of what has went down tonight?

Guest Trivia247
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probably Y2J vs HBK in a Ladder match even without a belt. Put something else on the wire maybe. Maybe make is a Loser leave town match which ends HBK wrestling days for a couple of months.

Guest Human Fly
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Didn't we want HBK vs Jericho and WM?

 

No. Not unless people wanted to see Jericho get buried by some semi-retired near cripple who's clinging to his top spot by politics.

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As RVD was made to look like a chump by Kane, and I saw the Final 4 in the ring, some strange song popped into my head. Those of you who have been fans for a while may remember this song's theme:

 

"Whoa-oa. Whoa-oa. It's HOSS-A-MANIA !"

 

RVD thrown out by Kane ? Jericho thrown out by Test ? Nothing can sum that up besides the word "Bullshit." Great Rumble....Awful Ending. But I mean....if you thought Vince would let a little, non-hoss, non WWE-manufactured wrestler like Chris Jericho win, you might need to watch WWE TV a little more......

 

Vince: So guys, who should win the Royal Rumble ?

Heyman: Well, the obvious winner would be Brock, but let's try to switch things up. How about Jericho or RVD ?

Vince: Ho-ho-ho ! Ha-Ha-Ha ! Hey Paul..... :phaser:......So are we all in agreement that Brock should win ?

All: Yes sir !

JR: And let's make it a Hoss-Final-Four by gawd ! *orgasm*

Heyman: But do the fans want to see that ?

Vince: Hey Paul, get over here.... :bonk: .....the rest of you, work on this Royal Rumble. Batista will get the fans back, or my name isn't Vince McMahon, dammit !

Guest Downhome
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According to JR tonight, Charlie Hass is a HOSS BAH GAWD!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the Final Four have been Jericho, Bautista, Taker, and Brock? Jericho eliminates Bautista, Taker eliminates Jericho (with Shawn distraction), Brock eliminates Taker? That way he's in the Final 3, he's eliminated by someone that matters, he can still pin it on Shawn, and it's not fucking TEST.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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I woldn't be so pissed about Test elminating God if I was sure the Vince and company would make Jericho look like a million bucks the following night. But knowing how things operate in this company, Jericho's participation in the Rumble will probably be forgotten altogether.

 

J.R.: "Chris who?"

Guest Anglesault
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So does this mean the past 4 weeks of HBK/Jericho storyline was to make Test look better?

Yes.

 

can I get a rundown of what has went down tonight?

 

Jericho was eliminated by fucking Test

 

And other stuff.

Guest Downhome
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I will still say that the Benoit/Angle match made me feel as though I got my money. I could have watched just that and have been pleased...

 

...and the first part of the Rumble, untill Rosey came out.

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Test > Jericho > HBK???

Some people used to say that Jeff Hardy was a young HBK...

 

No no... IT'S TEST~!

Guest Human Fly
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This is all setting up when Shane takes over Raw and makes the Raw 'Mania main event Test v. HHH

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You guys are making Test eliminating Jericho into such a huge fucking deal.

 

It WASN'T. Shawn interfered and distracted Jericho and Test was in the right place at the right time. It was NOT a big deal that it was Test.

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