make up funny/insulting custom member titles

[Guest Kinetic]

I dated a fucking Filipino for a year. I've met hundreds of Asian girls. I'm considered quite the catch in the far east.

[Guest MrRant]

Well then you fucked up not joining the Air Force... I heard Korea was an easy post to get.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

IDRM: "is the only one who wouldn't care if this turned into a gangbang"

[Guest Kinetic]

Bah! I'm through pursuing exotic or "ethnic" girls exclusively. I want to figure out what it is that white chicks don't like about me.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Would make for interesting reads, IDRM

[Guest MrRant]

Bah! I'm through pursuing girls exotic or "ethnic" girls exclusively. I want to figure out what it is that white chicks don't like about me.

1.Looks

2. personality

3.smoking

4.stalking at subway

5. Metal Ed

[Guest Flyboy]

Bah!  I'm through pursuing girls exotic or "ethnic" girls exclusively.  I want to figure out what it is that white chicks don't like about me.

1.Looks

2. personality

3.smoking

4.stalking at subway

5. Metal Ed

6. Not being black.

[Guest Kinetic]

I fail to see what Metal Ed has to do with anything. They should adore me for creating a beloved character. I do smoke, I grant you. But I'm gorgeous and charismatic and funny, which counteracts that. I just can't figure it out. What the fuck is wrong with these stupid white ho's?

[Guest MrRant]

What about the Subway thing? And the fact about your superior attitude about music and how that makes them feel when all they listen to is spunky pop rock.

[Guest Kinetic]

Fuck them for not having better taste.

[Guest MrRant]

Fuck them for not having better taste.

And what about your bitterness?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Rando-A Wit As Sharp as Butter

 

Kinetic-The Yoko to Inc's Lennon.

 

Yuna-Fantasy Jizzmopper

 

IDRM-Shits in Banky's Mouth

 

Banky-Shitkisses Ratsmilk

 

Kotz-Blows Truckers for Glowstick Money

[Agent_Bond34 0]

Wow I just read about Yuna cybering with some dude on UGS!

 

Yuna is a freak!

lol I read that earlier, that was both funny and stupid.

 

Here's why you should never do things like that...

 

Click here

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

AgentBond-The other Agent meat.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kotz-Blows Truckers for Glowstick Money

(cries)

 

I liked "Techno is Music Too."

 

Kinetic - "I was my idea."

 

Eyeball Kid - "Vin's love child."

 

RobJohnstone - "The Anti-Democrat."

 

MrRant - "Cut that hair, hippie."

 

Zack Malibu - "Handsome From Parts Unknown."

 

The Dames - "Mayor... EN... FUEGO~!"

 

IDrinkRatsMilk - "The Ride Of Your Life."

 

Yuna Firerose - "I Am In Search Of Help." By the way, if you're "the normal one" and your 18 year old sister isn't, get her on here.

 

Treble Charged - "Clef, Cleft, You're Just Jealous."

 

Angle-Plex - "Only UFC Mark Named Agnes."

 

CobainWasMurdered - "I Spelld This Correctly."

 

The Amazing Rando - "More Amazing Than You Give Me Credit For."

 

CanadianChick - "General of the Edge Army."

 

Anglesault - "How Old Am I?"

 

Banky Edwards - "NHB Moderator."

 

Flyboy - "Pimpin' at the Tender Age of 14."

 

And finally...

 

Agent of Oblivion - "#1 Kotzenjunge Mark."

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You little bastard. Now you must die.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Agent of Oblivion-"Having trouble typing with Kylie sitting on my face."

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Like I say, Agent of Oblivion and I would be great buds in real life, we really would. You can just feel the friendliness BURSTING from his words.

 

Or he legitmately really really hates me. I personally love the guy.

[Guest MrRant]

Agent of Oblivion - I'll kill all you fuckers for a ham sandwich and a pint.

 

Kotz: Twirly Twirly Twirly... Look at me glow.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Kotz..in a week..I'll let my true feelings be known.

 

Rant, amend that title to say a ham sammich and a joint. I don't drink.

[Guest SP-1]

CC, thanks for the shout out.

 

Kotz: "I'm going to be stalked by SP since I ignored him and he lives nearby . . . help please?"

[Guest Flyboy]

Flyboy - "Pimpin' at the Tender Age of 14."

I'm lovin' it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Flyboy-"Making the Olsen twins do a double take"

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

AoO - "When I Say Oblivion, I Mean Kotz"

[Guest RenegadeX28]

Hmmm.....I wanted a new one, but I can't change it........

[Guest Sassquatch]

What the fuck is wrong with these stupid white ho's?

 

Bitches be trippin.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Flyboy is still14? Man, Flyboy has been 14 forever.

 

AoO: "Fuck me Lord Satan"

[Guest Sassquatch]

Flyboy will always be 14.

 

He's like Peter Pan.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oops, I knew I'd forget people, but I knew that those I forgot would gladly remind me.

 

SpiderPoet - "Bump Weekends, I'm a Sunday Warrior."

 

Sassquatch - "Stan Hansen likes BIG OL' TITTIES~! Too."

 

RenegadeX28 - "I'm Gonna Have the Hardest Arteries In the World." (3-South line, for those who don't know)

 

Agent of Oblivion - "I'll Kill All You Fuckers For a Ham Sandwich and a Joint."

 

Sandman9000 - "Harmless?"

[Guest Sandman9000]

Sandman: "I'll just kill all you fuckers."

 

Kots: Has Kylie spelled out with glowsticks in his room.

 

AoO: Satan's middle finger