Guest BoboBrazil Report post Posted February 12, 2003 ***SMACKDOWN*** Michael Cole and Tazz at the announce table. Smackdown starts immediately with the first match. Charlie Haas w/ Paul Heyman beat Edge with a rollup and Heyman's interference. Heyman jumped on the ring apron. Edge speared him off. Haas took the easy rollup from behind. Before the match a large wooden crate was shown at the top of the entrance stage from Big Show to Undertaker. -commercial- Backstage, Stephanie enters her office to find Kurt Angle. Angle gives her a rose. Stephanie wants to talk to Angle about a match. Angle says they are the perfect match. Angle goes to kiss her but Brock Lesnar walks in. Steph tells Angle that isn't the match she was talking about. She was talking about a 6 man match at No Way Out consisting of Team Angle vs Lesnar, Chris Benoit, and Edge that will take place. Rikishi vs Nunzio was a no contest. Chuck Palumbo (italian) and Johnny The Bull came down to ringside to help Nunzio triple team Rikishi. I guess we now have our WWE version of the FBI. Where's Big Sal when you need him? -commercial- Rey Mysterio beat Matt Hardy w/ Shannon Moore with a springboard huricanrana. After the match Matt talked with the announcers about needing to lose some more weight and being dehydrated. Matt goes on to say he will beat Billy Kidman at No Way Out for the Cruiserweight Title. Backstage, Benoit is shown doing pushups. A-Train is shown walking to the ring. -commercial- Backstage, Sean O'Haire tells Brian Kendrick that he was impressed with what he did last week. Hugh Morrus walks up and slams Kendrick into some lockers. O'Haire gets in Morrus' face and tells him the boy has had enough. But you know what, I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know. Chris Benoit beat A-Train with the crippler crossface. Backstage, Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild knocks on Torrie Wilson's locker room door. He wants Torrie to be the special guest on their upcoming spring break uncensored PPV. Torrie accepts and Francis leaves. -commercial- During the commercial break a crane lifted the large wooden crate into the ring. Back from commercial, Paul Heyman is shown in the ring with the crate and a mic in hand. Undertaker rides to the ring on his motorcycle. Heyman leaves the ring and walks up the ramp. Undertaker opens the door of the crate and it's Chris Kanyon signing "Do you really wanna hurt me". Kanyon attacks Undertaker and gets the better hand but that does not last long. Undertaker sends Kanyon out of the ring and continues his attack. Undertaker hits Kanyon with a chair. Undertaker throws his Big Evil shirt on Kanyon and leaves. -commercial- Shelton Benjamin w/ Charlie Haas beat Eddie Guerrero. I missed the finish. -commercial- A video montage titled "An In-depth look at Hogan/Rock" is shown. -commercial- Hugh Heffner is shown on the oval tron saying a WWE Diva will soon be appearing in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Special Valentine's Day Bra & Panties Match - Torrie Wilson beat Dawn Marie Wilson. After the match Nidia hit the ring and attacked Torrie. Torrie ended up double clotheslining Dawn and Nidia, and pulled Nidia's pants off. Torrie gave a sneak peak of her ass and left. Backstage, Shannon Moore is encouraging Matt Hardy, who is on an excercise bike, to lose two more pounds. Backstage, a hip Funaki interviews John Cena. Brock Lesnar beat John Cena via F5. After the match Lesnar gets on the mic and calls Angle out. Backstage, Angle is with Heyman and says they are not coming. Lesnar says maybe this will change his mind - Lesnar picks Cena up on the outside of the ring and F5's him into the ring post. Angle tells Heyman that Lesnar is trying to punk him out so he has to go out there. Angle walks out to the top of the stage. Lesnar calls for an impromptu match. Angle accepts and enters the ring. Angle gets in Lesnar's face and says not tonight. He has a sinus infection. Lesnar calls Angle a chicken shit. Angle says he really does have a sinus infection but they should have a match next week. Lesnar accepts and kicks Angle out of the ring. Lesnar follows out and sends Angle into the ring steps. Lesnar suplexes Angle on the floor. Lesnar picks Angle up for an F5 against the ring post but Haas and Benjamin come down to stop it. Lesnar F5's Benjamin on the floor. Lesnar walks up the ramp and leaves. Team Angle walks to the back. Chimmel thanks everyone for coming. Thats it... lordsofpain.net Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kane3212321 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Know how to make Angle seem like a non-threat don't they. Same goes with Kanyon.... Other then that sounds like an okay show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Geez...way to build up Kanyon strong, ain't it? I swear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 So...Matt Hardy loses his match to a cruiserweight...and then gets the shot at the cruiser title? As long as it makes sense to them I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Everybody knows who's going to be in Playboy, right? I do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EternallyLazy Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Ummm did I just read that right? Angle vs. Lesnar next week? And once again, Lesnar gets the best of Angle. I can't believe I'm actually starting to agree with AngleSault on something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Sounds like a crappy show. Other than the Funaki appearance, this looks like Must Miss TV for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 I'm sure it will be a trick on Angle's part that leads to Lesnar overcoming him and his group multiple times on route to winning at Mania. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Please tell me that's fake spoilers and the real ones are coming later..........it sounds like the same show as last week except not as good. And Brock goes over Team Angle again!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 ... Brock squashed all of Team Angle? AGAIN? Jesus Christ, I'm actually starting to agree with AngleSault... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell Report post Posted February 12, 2003 What about Eddie? Oh poor Eddie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Is LordsofPain a reliable site for spoilers?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kurt Angle Mark 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Damn, Kurt Angle better pin or make Brock tap out at No Way Out or perhaps even next week because this is too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BoboBrazil Report post Posted February 12, 2003 I'm surprised noone said anything about Chuck Palumbo playing an Italian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Keep your panties on ladies, do you actually think that Angle vs Lesnar will happen next week? I smell a serious beatdown, possibly Pillman-izing Lesnar leading to an Angle tapout at No Way Out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Torrie- 800,321 Dawn Marie- 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted February 12, 2003 when did she get the 1? and are they seriously considering Angle and Steph again or was is just for valentines day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted February 12, 2003 when did she get the 1? and are they seriously considering Angle and Steph again or was is just for valentines day? Steph will help Team Angle win at NWO, and be in Angle's corner at WrestleMania. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Kanyon's on Smackdown? Uhh, does the WWE realize they do have another television show to worry about? This statement is negated, of course, if Rhyno returns as a Raw-brand wrestler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest geniusMoment Report post Posted February 12, 2003 So Torrie is going to be in playboy and on girls gone wild, what a little slut. Just kidding of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Keep your panties on ladies, do you actually think that Angle vs Lesnar will happen next week? I smell a serious beatdown, possibly Pillman-izing Lesnar leading to an Angle tapout at No Way Out. That actually sounds like a good idea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Kanyon's on Smackdown? Uhh, does the WWE realize they do have another television show to worry about? This statement is negated, of course, if Rhyno returns as a Raw-brand wrestler. If they put him on Smackdown, you wouldn't want to see Taker go to open another box, and Rhyno run straight through and GORE! Then get chokeslammed and powerbombed.... Fuck, put him on Raw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Si82 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Kanyon Sings! And then gets squashed. Fuck you WWE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted February 12, 2003 They better not be doing Angle and Steph again. Angle's CHARACTER is supposed to be married, y'know? Man, the WWE has no sense of continuity. Same with the Big Show, sometimes he's married, sometimes he isn't. Damn logic gaps. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kane3212321 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 With Kanyon it sounds like how they introduced Spanky doesn't it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoSelfWorth Report post Posted February 12, 2003 I see Underseller has first crack at burying any potential stars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted February 12, 2003 The Most Competitive Feud ever between Lesnar and his punching bags by the names of Haas, Benjamin and Angle continues. Angle will probably get a meaningless victory over Edge or Benoit for the millionth time at No Way Out, but i don't expect the WWE will bother making him look like a threat towards Lesnar until the week or so before WM, that's what they normally seem to do in these situations. And i wonder how many potential stars can be made to look like total fools by the end of the Taker/Show feud, and what makes it worse is that there'll have to be a match out of this feud at some point, there's no way that can be good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Respect The 'Taker Report post Posted February 12, 2003 FUCK THE UNDERTAKER!!! Chris Kanyon is a guy who is SERIOUSLY under-rated and could benefit the WWE greatly. He is hilarious on the mic and rips it up crazy style when in the ring. Tell me what POSSIBLE good it does having the fuckin' fat, washed up, retarded Undertaker beat the holy crap out of him?? To make him look big? News flash WWE, the fans will cheer for the Taker regardless of how many times he loses, see Hogan, Hulk. FUCK YOU VINCE, Kanyon is more of a talent than Taker has been his entire career and to feed him off senselessly like that to a worthless has-been that no one gives a jolly shit about doesn't help anything but further your sexual relationship with Mark Callaway. I hate Vince, i hate WWE and i FUCKING hate the Undertaker. I hope they all tear they're respective quads and never grace my television again. This has been a very PISSED Illusion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Backstage, Sean O'Haire tells Brian Kendrick that he was impressed with what he did last week. Hugh Morrus walks up and slams Kendrick into some lockers. O'Haire gets in Morrus' face and tells him the boy has had enough. But you know what, I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know. Gee, I wonder who Kendrick gets jobbed to on Velocity this week? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2003 Aside from the Team Angle shit, which I hardly pay attention to anyways, it looks like a good show. There's something they forgot to mention in the Nunzio, Chuck, and Stamboli attack: Before the match can start Johnny Stamboli and Chuck Palumbo come down and attack Rikishi. People around me could barely tell who Palumbo was but surprisingly knew Stamboli. Nunzio kissed Rikishi on the mouth and slapped him before they left. [[from wrestling observer]] Let me be the first to say......EEEWWWWW!!!! :throwup: Backstage, Shannon Moore is encouraging Matt Hardy, who is on an excercise bike, to lose two more pounds. Whoah whoah whoah! Shanny encouraging Matt? Soooooo, does that mean we'll hear him speak?! :o :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
