Who is the sexiest poster at TSM?

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

I'd like to nominate myself.

 

Thank you.

[Guest Some Guy]

I'd go with either me or Dames. Dames has said he's sexy so many times I;m starting to believe it.

[Guest Angle-plex]

bob barron.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Kinetic!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I posted my picture is in the TSM Party thread along with bps' so I think it speaks for itself.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

It's between me, TSA, Malibu, Dames, and Barron. Anyone else is just cannon fodder for the sexiness that is us five. Oh yeah, and Black Tiger, porque SOMOS LOS FABULOSOS~!

[Guest Kinetic]

Kinetic!

You are correct, sir. And there's coconut macaroons in it for anyone who decides to vote Kinetic. I daresay that the total sum in sexiness of the rest of the posters here is but half of my own. I epitomize sexiness. In fact, the word was actually coined to describe me. True story.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

*Ahem*

 

Behold, for the first time ever, Mattdotcom reveals a (two-year old) recent picture of himself under the guise of artist (think melting clocks) SALVADOR DALI.

 

 

 

Oh, yeah.

 

Well, now I just feel bad...so nevermind this for now. It's the whole Geocities thing. I never think of this until it's too late.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I'll vote for Kotzy, IDRM, and of course, myself

[Guest saturnmark4life]

Does Andrew WK post here? No? I'll have to think about it then. Though I'm intrigued by that Vin Diesel lookalike.

[Guest Samurai_Goat]

I'll have to vote myself in this. I'm sexy in a doorknob kinda way. You never notice it but, trust me, it's there.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Thats funny, because I am much better looking than all of you. Post your pictures and I'll critique them....and tell you all why I am better looking.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I've posted my pic before, in molestomp's "You got a pic?" thread. Despite the fact that everyone was expecting me to have bright blonde hair, I got mad props.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

I've posted my pic before, in molestomp's "You got a pic?" thread. Despite the fact that everyone was expecting me to have bright blonde hair, I got mad props.

I don't recall giving you any 'props'.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

 

It isn't sexy, but I think I look neat there anyway.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

 

It isn't sexy, but I think I look neat there anyway.

Yipes. I don't even know where to start with you. First, the sun glasses inside ain't jiving man. The chin touch maybe appropriate in grad pictures, but surely not when posing for logitech cameras on the internet.

 

3/10

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

But I just thought it looked neat, I didn't say it was really my attempt to show anyone up. Ugh, I see this place turning into ImpressingRoom at any moment.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

But I just thought it looked neat, I didn't say it was really my attempt to show anyone up. Ugh, I see this place turning into ImpressingRoom at any moment.

Heh, I was completely joking yet you feel the need to get all defensive. Though I'll be honest, I find wearing sunglasses indoors very passe. I say that to everyone who does it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I'm snappy at everyone since some shit's been going down over at that site. I'd love to see the fuckers from IR against the best here, they'd get torched.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

3/10

That's it? Pfft...I'd vote 6/10

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You also forget that Banky has a dick, and as a person with one, will always vote at least 30% lower on the appearances of other dick-ed beings than the dick-less ones.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Here's a pic of me at the beach.

[Guest Flyboy]

Hm. Kotz cut his beard.

 

I'll nominate myself.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Ya'll better recognize. I've shown my picture on here so many times it's not funny.

[Guest Kinetic]

Here's me again:

 

 

Don't even front, y'all. You know I'm hot. If Banky gives me anything less than 6/10, his rating system is out of wack.

[Guest T®ITEC]

I'd give it a 12000/10. Just for the see-through quality of the shirt. Booyah.

[Guest Kinetic]

Yeah! The shirt underneath it was a personalized "Ladies' Man" t-shirt--only two were ever made and I owned both of them. But in an act of defiance, my mother threw them both away while doing the laundry. I was incensed. I still have the transparent shirt, however.

[Guest Flyboy]

Fuck Kinetic.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Here's me again:

 

 

Don't even front, y'all. You know I'm hot. If Banky gives me anything less than 6/10, his rating system is out of wack.

fine, 6/10

 

I'm better.

[Guest TheCynicalHateMongerFromHell]

Fuck Kinetic.

5/10