Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 32 And you're 28?! Not yet. Yes - 1. Smoked? Yes - 2. Been drunk as hell? Yes - 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? No - 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? Yes - 5. Shoplifted? Yes - 6. Lied? No - 7. Betrayed a friend? No - 8. Been to jail? Yes - 9. Smoked weed? Yes - 10. Done LSD? No - 11. Done any other illegal drug? Yes - 12. Given oral sex? Yes - 13. Recieved oral sex? No - 14. Screwed something not of the human race? No - 15. Screwed something not alive? No - 16. Cheated on someone? No - 17. Used someone? No - 18. Paid somone for sex? No - 19. Been paid for sex? No - 20. Played strip poker? Yes - 21. Skipped school? No - 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No - 23. Danced naked? No - 24. Danced naked in public? No - 25. Flashed someone? No - 26. Mooned someone? Yes - 27. Kissed someone? No - 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes - 29. Held hands? Yes - 30. Hugged someone? Yes - 31. French kissed? Yes - 32. Had sexual fantasies? No - 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? No - 34. Stolen money? No - 35. Stolen money from family? No - 36. Stolen drugs from family? No - 37. Been convicted of a crime? No - 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? No (unfortunately - ha!) - 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No - 40. Been called a whore? No (jokingly by friends, but I don't think that counts) - 41. Been called a bitch? Yes - 42. Watched porn? No - 43. Taped porn? No - 44. Watched porn you taped? No - 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? No - 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No - 47. Used sex 'toys'? No - 48. Tried to kill yourself? No - 49. Tried to kill someone else? No - 50. Told someone you hated them? No - 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?
Guest Hot NewzWIRE~! Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 102 NWO CAN U DIG TAHT FELLAZAZZZZZZZZZ?!?!
Guest juvvy Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 23 1. Smoked? Weed 2. Been drunk as hell? Yea 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? No 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No 5. Shoplifted? Yea 6. Lied? Yea DUH 7. Betrayed a friend? Yep 8. Been to jail? No Way 9. Smoked weed? Hell Mother Fucking Yeah 10. Done LSD? Would Like To 11. Done any other illegal drug? Yea 12. Given oral sex? No 13. Recieved oral sex? Want To 14. Screwed something not of the human race? NO 15. Screwed something not alive? NO 16. Cheated on someone? NO 17. Used someone? YES 18. Paid somone for sex? No(Hmm..good idea) 19. Been paid for sex? I wish 20. Played strip poker? No 21. Skipped school? Yea 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? Yea 23. Danced naked? NO 24. Danced naked in public? NO 25. Flashed someone? No 26. Mooned someone? Yep 27. Kissed someone? Yep 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? No 29. Held hands? Yea 30. Hugged someone? Yea 31. French kissed? No 32. Had sexual fantasies? All The Time 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? No 34. Stolen money? Yea 35. Stolen money from family? Yea 36. Stolen drugs from family? Yea 37. Been convicted of a crime? Yea 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? NO 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? NO 40. Been called a whore? No 41. Been called a bitch? Yea 42. Watched porn? Yea 43. Taped porn? No 44. Watched porn you taped? No 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? No 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No but would like to 47. Used sex 'toys'? No 48. Tried to kill yourself? No 49. Tried to kill someone else? No 50. Told someone you hated them? Yea 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yea
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 Whoah whoah whoah ladies. Stop with the PM's. There's plenty of orgasms to go around.
EL DANDY~! Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 1. Smoked?-no 2. Been drunk as hell?-no 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?-no 4. Screwed someone of the same sex?-no 5. Shoplifted?-yes 6. Lied?-yes 7. Betrayed a friend?-yes 8. Been to jail?-no 9. Smoked weed?-no 10. Done LSD?-no 11. Done any other illegal drug?-no 12. Given oral sex?-no 13. Recieved oral sex?-no 14. Screwed something not of the human race?-no 15. Screwed something not alive?-no 16. Cheated on someone?-no 17. Used someone?-yes 18. Paid somone for sex?-no 19. Been paid for sex?-no 20. Played strip poker?-no 21. Skipped school?-yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?-no 23. Danced naked?-no 24. Danced naked in public?-no 25. Flashed someone?-yes 26. Mooned someone?-yes 27. Kissed someone?-yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex?-no 29. Held hands?-yes 30. Hugged someone?-yes 31. French kissed?-no 32. Had sexual fantasies?-yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?-no 34. Stolen money?-no 35. Stolen money from family?-no 36. Stolen drugs from family?-no 37. Been convicted of a crime?-no 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?-no 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?-no 40. Been called a whore?-no 41. Been called a bitch?-no 42. Watched porn?-yes 43. Taped porn?-no 44. Watched porn you taped?-no 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?-no 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?-no 47. Used sex 'toys'?-no 48. Tried to kill yourself?-no 49. Tried to kill someone else?-no 50. Told someone you hated them?-yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?-no 26...yep, I'm safe...
Guest T®ITEC Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 42. Damn. How'd TC get such a low score, anyway? He's too old for that... He's probably gonna live to be 110 though.
Guest KingOfOldSchool Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 1. Smoked? - Yes 2. Been drunk as hell? - No 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? - No 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? - No 5. Shoplifted? - Yes 6. Lied? - Yes 7. Betrayed a friend? - Yes 8. Been to jail? - No 9. Smoked weed? - Yes 10. Done LSD? - No 11. Done any other illegal drug? - No 12. Given oral sex? - No 13. Recieved oral sex? - No 14. Screwed something not of the human race? - No 15. Screwed something not alive? - No 16. Cheated on someone? - No 17. Used someone? - Yes 18. Paid somone for sex? - No 19. Been paid for sex? - No 20. Played strip poker? - No 21. Skipped school? - Yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? - Yes 23. Danced naked? - No 24. Danced naked in public? - No 25. Flashed someone? - No 26. Mooned someone? - No 27. Kissed someone? - Yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? - No 29. Held hands? - Yes 30. Hugged someone? - Yes 31. French kissed? - Yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? - Yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? - No 34. Stolen money? - Yes 35. Stolen money from family? - Yes 36. Stolen drugs from family? - Yes 37. Been convicted of a crime? - No 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? - No 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? - No 40. Been called a whore? - No 41. Been called a bitch? - No 42. Watched porn? - Yes 43. Taped porn? - No 44. Watched porn you taped? - No 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? - No 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? - No 47. Used sex 'toys'? - No 48. Tried to kill yourself? - Despite thinking about it, No 49. Tried to kill someone else? - No 50. Told someone you hated them? - Yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? - Yes Score: 36
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 I had a 62, legit. Still, despite my badness, I don't see RugbyDiva being interested in me.
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 my honest score was 78... not bragging or anything because it seemed like that test was for whether or not you're eligible for a life sentence and whether or not you would pitch or catch in the cell...but that was my honest score.
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 1. Smoked? Yes 2. Been drunk as hell? Yes 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No 5. Shoplifted? Yes 6. Lied? Yes 7. Betrayed a friend? Yes 8. Been to jail? Yes 9. Smoked weed? No 10. Done LSD? No 11. Done any other illegal drug? Yes 12. Given oral sex? Yes 13. Recieved oral sex? Yes 14. Screwed something not of the human race? Hell no 15. Screwed something not alive? Blow up doll Yes 16. Cheated on someone? Yes 17. Used someone? Yes 18. Paid somone for sex? Yes 19. Been paid for sex? Yes (honestly) 20. Played strip poker? No 21. Skipped school? Yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No 23. Danced naked? Yes 24. Danced naked in public? No 25. Flashed someone? Yes 26. Mooned someone? Yes 27. Kissed someone? Yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes (regretfully) 29. Held hands? Yes 30. Hugged someone? If fucking counts as a hug Yes 31. French kissed? Yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes (regretfully) 34. Stolen money? Yes 35. Stolen money from family? Yes 36. Stolen drugs from family? No 37. Been convicted of a crime? Yes 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Yes - well one date. 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No 40. Been called a whore? Yes 41. Been called a bitch? Yes 42. Watched porn? Yes 43. Taped porn? Yes 44. Watched porn you taped? Yes 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No 47. Used sex 'toys'? Yes (not on me tho) 48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes 49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes 50. Told someone you hated them? Yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yes Whoops my score was 82. 52) Can you count? No Hey Lis, you want my #? We can have a fun night at the local Temple of Set. Ironically enough, if I could do it all over again, I wouldn't. Being bad is overrated, and I'd do anything to get rid of my criminal record - it would allow me to be a university professor like I always wanted to be.
Guest wwF1587 Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 1. Smoked? Yes (still do) 2. Been drunk as hell? No 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? No 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No 5. Shoplifted? Yes (stole a few candybars... that counts) 6. Lied? Yes All the time 7. Betrayed a friend? No 8. Been to jail? No 9. Smoked weed? No 10. Done LSD? No 11. Done any other illegal drug? NO 12. Given oral sex? No 13. Recieved oral sex? No 14. Screwed something not of the human race? No 15. Screwed something not alive? No 16. Cheated on someone? No 17. Used someone? No 18. Paid somone for sex? No 19. Been paid for sex? NO 20. Played strip poker? No 21. Skipped school? 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No 23. Danced naked? No 24. Danced naked in public? No 25. Flashed someone? No 26. Mooned someone? 27. Kissed someone? Yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? No 29. Held hands? Yes 30. Hugged someone? Yes 31. French kissed? Yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? No 34. Stolen money? Yes 35. Stolen money from family? Yes 36. Stolen drugs from family? Yes 37. Been convicted of a crime? No 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? NO 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No 40. Been called a whore? No 41. Been called a bitch? Yes 42. Watched porn? Yes (all the time!) 43. Taped porn? Yes 44. Watched porn you taped? Yes 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? 47. Used sex 'toys'? 48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes 49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes 50. Told someone you hated them? Yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yes even 40 here... i feel like such a badass right now..
Guest RugbyDiva Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 I had a 62, legit. Still, despite my badness, I don't see RugbyDiva being interested in me. Aweeee... don't take it to heart Kotz! You never know!
Guest RugbyDiva Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 1. Smoked? Yes 2. Been drunk as hell? Yes 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No 5. Shoplifted? Yes 6. Lied? Yes 7. Betrayed a friend? Yes 8. Been to jail? Yes 9. Smoked weed? No 10. Done LSD? No 11. Done any other illegal drug? Yes 12. Given oral sex? Yes 13. Recieved oral sex? Yes 14. Screwed something not of the human race? Hell no 15. Screwed something not alive? Blow up doll Yes 16. Cheated on someone? Yes 17. Used someone? Yes 18. Paid somone for sex? Yes 19. Been paid for sex? Yes (honestly) 20. Played strip poker? No 21. Skipped school? Yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No 23. Danced naked? Yes 24. Danced naked in public? No 25. Flashed someone? Yes 26. Mooned someone? Yes 27. Kissed someone? Yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes (regretfully) 29. Held hands? Yes 30. Hugged someone? If fucking counts as a hug Yes 31. French kissed? Yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes (regretfully) 34. Stolen money? Yes 35. Stolen money from family? Yes 36. Stolen drugs from family? No 37. Been convicted of a crime? Yes 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Yes - well one date. 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No 40. Been called a whore? Yes 41. Been called a bitch? Yes 42. Watched porn? Yes 43. Taped porn? Yes 44. Watched porn you taped? Yes 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No 47. Used sex 'toys'? Yes (not on me tho) 48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes 49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes 50. Told someone you hated them? Yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yes Whoops my score was 82. 52) Can you count? No Hey Lis, you want my #? We can have a fun night at the local Temple of Set. Ironically enough, if I could do it all over again, I wouldn't. Being bad is overrated, and I'd do anything to get rid of my criminal record - it would allow me to be a university professor like I always wanted to be. ::intrigued::
Guest Sturgis Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 1. Smoked? Yes. 2. Been drunk as hell? Yes. 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes. 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? No. 5. Shoplifted? No. 6. Lied? Yes. 7. Betrayed a friend? Yes. 8. Been to jail? No. 9. Smoked weed? Yes. 10. Done LSD? No. 11. Done any other illegal drug? No. 12. Given oral sex? Yes. 13. Recieved oral sex? Yes. 14. Screwed something not of the human race? No. 15. Screwed something not alive? No. 16. Cheated on someone? No. 17. Used someone? Yes. 18. Paid somone for sex? No. 19. Been paid for sex? No. 20. Played strip poker? No. 21. Skipped school? Yes. 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? No. 23. Danced naked? No. 24. Danced naked in public? No. 25. Flashed someone? No. 26. Mooned someone? Yes. 27. Kissed someone? Yes. 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes. 29. Held hands? Yes. 30. Hugged someone? Yes. 31. French kissed? No. 32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes. 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? No. 34. Stolen money? Yes. 35. Stolen money from family? Yes. 36. Stolen drugs from family? No. 37. Been convicted of a crime? Yes. 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? No. 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No. 40. Been called a whore? No. 41. Been called a bitch? Yes. 42. Watched porn? Yes. 43. Taped porn? Yes. 44. Watched porn you taped? Yes. 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes. 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? No. 47. Used sex 'toys'? No. 48. Tried to kill yourself? Yes. 49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes. 50. Told someone you hated them? Yes. 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Yes. 74.
Guest DrTom Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 54. It seems like I do worse (or better, depending on perspective) on the longer "purity tests."
Guest Downhome Posted March 16, 2003 Report Posted March 16, 2003 I scored a 28, and I don't really see how someone could do much less than a 20.
Guest Eyeball Kid Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 1. Smoked? no 2. Been drunk as hell? yes 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? yes 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? no 5. Shoplifted? yes 6. Lied? yes 7. Betrayed a friend? yes 8. Been to jail? no 9. Smoked weed? yes 10. Done LSD? no 11. Done any other illegal drug? no 12. Given oral sex? yes 13. Recieved oral sex? yes 14. Screwed something not of the human race? no 15. Screwed something not alive? no 16. Cheated on someone? no 17. Used someone? yes 18. Paid somone for sex? no 19. Been paid for sex? no 20. Played strip poker? no 21. Skipped school? yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? yes 23. Danced naked? yes 24. Danced naked in public? no 25. Flashed someone? yes 26. Mooned someone? yes 27. Kissed someone? yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? yes 29. Held hands? yes 30. Hugged someone? yes 31. French kissed? yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? yes 34. Stolen money? yes 35. Stolen money from family? yes 36. Stolen drugs from family? no 37. Been convicted of a crime? no 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? no 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? no 40. Been called a whore? yes 41. Been called a bitch? yes 42. Watched porn? yes 43. Taped porn? no 44. Watched porn you taped? no 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? yes 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? no 47. Used sex 'toys'? yes 48. Tried to kill yourself? no 49. Tried to kill someone else? yes 50. Told someone you hated them? yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? yes 58 points.
Guest The Camel Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 1. Smoked? Yes, Everyday 2. Been drunk as hell? Yes, Several, Several times 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? Yes 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? Out of a money, out of companionship of the opposite sex (but not sex) 5. Shoplifted? Yes, see #1 6. Lied? No (+2) 7. Betrayed a friend? No 8. Been to jail? School field trip, got handcuffed and shackled (+1) 9. Smoked weed? Yes, don't you do it 10. Done LSD? No 11. Done any other illegal drug? No 12. Given oral sex? Mmmphpmpmpmpmepmephphphs 13. Recieved oral sex? Yes 14. Screwed something not of the human race? I ate the last dog treat once 15. Screwed something not alive? She's still warm... 16. Cheated on someone? For money, clothes 17. Used someone? Yeahsss... 18. Paid somone for sex? Dinner & a Movie 19. Been paid for sex? She paid the next weekend 20. Played strip poker? Yes, see #16 21. Skipped school? Yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? Yes 23. Danced naked? Yes 24. Danced naked in public? Yes 25. Flashed someone? Yes 26. Mooned someone? Yes 27. Kissed someone? Yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes (dressed as a woman on halloween, on cheek) 29. Held hands? Yes 30. Hugged someone? When they sprayed mace? Yes... 31. French kissed? Yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? Yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? Yes, I like lesbians 34. Stolen money? Yes 35. Stolen money from family? No 36. Stolen drugs from family? No 37. Been convicted of a crime? No 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Yes 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? No, sadley 40. Been called a whore? Yes 41. Been called a bitch? No 42. Watched porn? Why do you think it took so long for me to respond? 43. Taped porn? Yes 44. Watched porn you taped? #42 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yes 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? Phillips or Slotted? 47. Used sex 'toys'? Used like one a couple of times 48. Tried to kill yourself? No 49. Tried to kill someone else? Yes, a former friend, stopped about 1/4 inch from breaking his neck. Fucker tried to stab me with a broken wooden spoon. And I hate splinters 50. Told someone you hated them? Ever seen me post after Flyboy? 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? Ever seen me post after Flyboy? 83 (check #8). I need a wallet like Sammy Hammy Jackson in Pulp Fiction. And counseling. Professional counseling.
Guest snuffbox Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 1. Smoked? - yes 2. Been drunk as hell? - yes 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? -yes 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? -no 5. Shoplifted? -yes 6. Lied? -yes 7. Betrayed a friend? -no 8. Been to jail? -yes 9. Smoked weed? -yes 10. Done LSD? -no 11. Done any other illegal drug? -yes 12. Given oral sex? -yes 13. Recieved oral sex? -yes 14. Screwed something not of the human race? -no 15. Screwed something not alive? -no 16. Cheated on someone? -no 17. Used someone? -yes 18. Paid somone for sex? -no 19. Been paid for sex? -no 20. Played strip poker? -no 21. Skipped school? -yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? -yes 23. Danced naked? -yes 24. Danced naked in public? -no 25. Flashed someone? -no 26. Mooned someone? -no 27. Kissed someone? -yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? -no 29. Held hands? -yes 30. Hugged someone? -yes 31. French kissed? -yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? -yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? -no 34. Stolen money? -no 35. Stolen money from family? -no 36. Stolen drugs from family? -yes 37. Been convicted of a crime? -yes 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? -yes 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? -yes 40. Been called a whore? -yes 41. Been called a bitch? -no 42. Watched porn? -yes 43. Taped porn? -no 44. Watched porn you taped? -no 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? -yes 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? -no 47. Used sex 'toys'? -no 48. Tried to kill yourself? -no 49. Tried to kill someone else? -no 50. Told someone you hated them? -yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? -no 54...Im a choirboy...and this test is as queer as Richard Simmons.
Guest swan Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 1. Smoked? - yes 2. Been drunk as hell? - yes 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? -yes 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? -no 5. Shoplifted? -no 6. Lied? -yes 7. Betrayed a friend? -no 8. Been to jail? -no 9. Smoked weed? -yes 10. Done LSD? -no 11. Done any other illegal drug? -yes 12. Given oral sex? -yes 13. Recieved oral sex? -yes 14. Screwed something not of the human race? -no 15. Screwed something not alive? -no 16. Cheated on someone? -no 17. Used someone? -yes 18. Paid somone for sex? -no 19. Been paid for sex? -no 20. Played strip poker? -yes 21. Skipped school? -yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? -yes 23. Danced naked? -yes 24. Danced naked in public? -no 25. Flashed someone? -no 26. Mooned someone? -yes 27. Kissed someone? -yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? -no 29. Held hands? -yes 30. Hugged someone? -yes 31. French kissed? -yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? -yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? -no 34. Stolen money? -no 35. Stolen money from family? -no 36. Stolen drugs from family? -no 37. Been convicted of a crime? -no 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? -yes 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? -no 40. Been called a whore? -no 41. Been called a bitch? -no 42. Watched porn? -yes 43. Taped porn? -yes 44. Watched porn you taped? -yes 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? -yes 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? -yes 47. Used sex 'toys'? -yes 48. Tried to kill yourself? -no 49. Tried to kill someone else? -no 50. Told someone you hated them? -yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? -yes 58, kind of in the middle?
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 I really think I should add two extra points for 8 hour tantric sex.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 1. Smoked? yep 2. Been drunk as hell? yes 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex? duh 4. Screwed someone of the same sex? no 5. Shoplifted? yes 6. Lied? yes 7. Betrayed a friend? yes 8. Been to jail? yes 9. Smoked weed? yes 10. Done LSD? yes 11. Done any other illegal drug? YES~!! 12. Given oral sex? yes 13. Recieved oral sex? yes 14. Screwed something not of the human race? does my pillow in my sleep count? no? k n/m then.. 15. Screwed something not alive? pillow? no? damn. 16. Cheated on someone? yep 17. Used someone? heheh yep 18. Paid somone for sex? .....so Vegas is cool, so what. Strippers there will fuck ya. 19. Been paid for sex? again Vegas is cool. 20. Played strip poker? VEGAS AGAIN~!!!! 21. Skipped school? oh yeah 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk? definitely 23. Danced naked? see #2 24. Danced naked in public? and #2 again + #23 25. Flashed someone? heh yeh 26. Mooned someone? yes yes 27. Kissed someone? duh 28. Kissed someone of the same sex? NO 29. Held hands? yes 30. Hugged someone? yes 31. French kissed? yes 32. Had sexual fantasies? thus my addiction to my stripclubs.. 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies? no 34. Stolen money? yes 35. Stolen money from family? yes 36. Stolen drugs from family? sort of they didn't know they had it, but yeah 37. Been convicted of a crime? whew no lucky enough 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? yes 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? and i am too. shutup. 40. Been called a whore? yes 41. Been called a bitch? oh yea..well more of an "asshole" but thats the guy equivalent to "bitch" 42. Watched porn? yes 43. Taped porn? yes 44. Watched porn you taped?yes 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? yes 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? yes 47. Used sex 'toys'? yes 48. Tried to kill yourself? yes 2-3 times 49. Tried to kill someone else? yes 50. Told someone you hated them? yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it? yes 6 NO's x 2 = 12.. 102-12 = 90! fuck and I'm not even 21 yet...
Guest J*ingus Posted March 17, 2003 Report Posted March 17, 2003 Heh, 70, the highest of the ESTABLISHED~! posters so far. edit: wow, haven't seen that term out of mothballs in a while.
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