Guest Suicide King Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 SWF STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For March 21st, 2003!!!!!!!! Due Date: Friday @ 11 PM EST Location: Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri! Send To: Grand Slam TNT speaks! -Whatever could the champ have to say? TAG MATCH Déjà Vu vs. Fugue and Janus Description: Sink or swim, baby, and King just threw Déjà Vu into the middle of the ocean. Can these spoiled pretty boys possibly even hope to make it through a match when pitted against the indomitable might of Janus and the sadism of Fugue? I think not. Rules: Standard tag match, DQ/countout in effect. Word Count: 4000 Send To: realitycheck SINGLES MATCH Wildchild vs. Neilsen of the Jungle Description: Well, both these men came out winners at From the Fire, but one of them won’t feel like a winner tonight once Neilsen gets through with him! Wildchild may have saved Johnny Dangerous’ career, but will he be able to save his own? Why is Neilsen doing grunt work like this you may ask? Let’s just say that the King doesn’t like it when you piss on his property… Rules: Straight singles matches. DQ/countout in effect. Word Count: 3500 Send To: Grand Slam NO DQ MATCH Jay Dawg vs. Johhny Dangerous Description: JD and JD went at it at the PPV, but in the end the super spy’s career was saved by his partner Wildchild! Now Jay Dawg looks to finish the job once and for all. Rules: Everything legal, falls count only in the ring. Win by pinfall/submission Word Count: 4000 Send To: chirs3 US TITLE MATCH Mak Francis vs. Mike Van Siclen!! Description: Mak Francis came up big at the PPV in a match that will undoubtedly be remembered as one of the greatest ever. However, if he’s gonna be champ he’s gonna get started right away! Seeing as how he’s probably still tender, let’s throw him some fresh meat… Rules: Singles match. DQ/countout in effect. Word Count: 4500 Send To: realitycheck SUBMISSION MATCH ICTV NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Danny Williams vs. Ejiro Fasaki Description: Let’s see… Ejiro beat the ICTV champ the week before the PPV. Danny has long been regarded as one of the best the fed has to offer, even after coming off of a hard loss at the PPV. Let’s see which heel has the stuff to climb to the next summit!!! Rules: You may only win by submission, in the ring. Ropes will break the hold. Word Count: 5000 Send To: Suicide King Hmm… seems a little sparse. Oh well, I’m sure something will happen that I didn’t write down…
Guest realitycheck Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 (edited) Hmm. So I'm marking WF stuff now, King? Solid post-PPV card; Williams/Fasaki deux should be excellent, and WC/NotJ and JD/JD have potential. I might usually say a card like this is lacking something, but the hint dropped at the end doesn't make me worry about that... -Z If you object I can remove you, Z. Edited March 18, 2003 by Suicide King
Guest Mr. Slim Citrus Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Does Neilsen have stats posted anywhere? PS- I also posted this in the stats thread by mistake; could some mod bail me out, please?
Forewarned Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Edit by HVT... Alright then...let's try putting these in the correct thread. Oh nevermind...I did it for you. Da "I ain't scared of no jungle king dammit" H
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 !!! Neilsen changed his entrance music!! Mark Stevens can change his back now!! - Taylor "Oh Wait..." Thompson
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Whoo, very nice card. Williams/Fasaki and Siclen/Francis both look terrific. I'm kinda confused as to who and what Deja Vu is, though.
Forewarned Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 You're just lucky I wasn't around during your title reign. Neilsen "Speaks the truth" of the Jungle P.S. Thanks for moving it. fat bastard...
janusd Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 OMG0DZ~! My SECOND tag match ever...and my first was in the JL and we had to write seperate matches. But this time I have Foooooooooooooog on my side. (Y) Crush! Kill! Destroy! ...and the first person to come up with an overly ridiculous gimmick name for the pairing will die.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 ...and the first person to come up with an overly ridiculous gimmick name for the pairing will die. Crescendo + Dingo = THE CRESCENDINGOS!!! ...man, that's pretty bad.
Guest Lightning Flik Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 (Y) Crush! Kill! Destroy! Crush + Kill + Destroy = CKD. You two are now unofficially known as Crush Kill Destroy (CKD for short).
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Neilsen is back... hee hee hee. Ok ok... Johnny Dangerous... Jack Daniels... ohh shit...shroomies are fun, pretty colors.
janusd Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 US TITLE MATCH Mak Francis vs. Mike Van Siclen!!
Guest vitriol Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 no kidding, who's the moron responsible for that? ...oh, hi King!
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 You're just lucky I wasn't around during your title reign. Neilsen "Speaks the truth" of the Jungle *looks around* Who, me? You had your chance at Genesis II, pal.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 no kidding, who's the moron responsible for that? ...oh, hi King! The same idiot who wants to see MVS die a horrible, horrible death.
Guest Goodear Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 SUBMISSION MATCH ICTV NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Danny Williams vs. Ejiro Fasaki Description: Let’s see… Ejiro beat the ICTV champ the week before the PPV. Danny has long been regarded as one of the best the fed has to offer, even after coming off of a hard loss at the PPV. Let’s see which heel has the stuff to climb to the next summit!!! Just so we're all clear... Frost kicked my ass in that table match. But I did manage to beat him backstage at a one-on-one game of Galaga, so this teaser is indeed accurate.
Guest Suicide King Posted March 18, 2003 Report Posted March 18, 2003 Take your victories where you can, Ejiro.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 *cracks knuckles* I beat the Suicide King cleanly, one on one. *stretches and cracks his back* Yep... yep... yep
Secret Agent Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Actually it was the King of Hearts that you beat if memory serves me correctly.
Guest Ace309 Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Yeah, the ineffectual face version. It's the heelishness that makes him godly. I mean, come on, don't they teach this stuff in Kingsday School anymore?
Guest Grand Slam Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 " Yeah, the ineffectual face version." Wha? King was a spectacular face. I mean, c'mon, he helped found the Midnight Carnival! It was politics and no-shows that kept him down, not the character.
Guest El Luchadore Magnifico Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Spectacular, sure. But not godly, as Flesher so eloquently put it.
Guest Ace309 Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 (Of course, that post was made purely in keeping with the running gag that Flesher, Hearford and all of the M7 worship the Suicide King as a godlike figure, and was not meant in any way to dispute the King of Hearts' ability. All rights reserved. Copyright 2003, Tom Flesher Enterprises. All models of legal age at the time of the photograph.)
Guest Suicide King Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Whew... getting deep in here. And Dawg you really shouldn't brag about beating me in my second ever match. That would be like- FIZZZZZZCRACKLECRACKLE *A man dressed in red and yellow tights appears on whatever TV you may or may not have* Hey folks! It's me, the BUTT-Puzzler! Just dropping in to censor this offensive post, because we can't have that kind of language running around here, can we? Well, sorry to be a bother, we now return you to your regularly scheduled post! FIZZCRACKLEFIZZZZZZZZZ Except I have power, and a vindictive nature. Got me?
Guest Goodear Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 (Of course, that post was made purely in keeping with the running gag that Flesher, Hearford and all of the M7 worship the Suicide King as a godlike figure, and was not meant in any way to dispute the King of Hearts' ability. All rights reserved. Copyright 2003, Tom Flesher Enterprises. All models of legal age at the time of the photograph.) And what do we get out of it? Getting booked against each other every week! Oh darn that King for placing us at odds with him when we care for him so. Judge actually had me considering renaming my finish the King Cobra Crossface simple to appease our fair commish. And he throws it all back in our faces! Well I have had it! NO MORE! From now on the Ejiro Fasaki portion of The Magnificent 7 will treat King like... THE GREATEST HEEL EVER! OMG I *HEART* THE KING OF HEARTS! OH MAN I SHOULD NOT BE RULE... YOU RULE! YOU RULE AND ARE JUSTICE!!! OHHHHH YEAH!
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Remember who could have ended your title reign... if it wasn't for a fat bastard jealous ex champ... you'd be kissing my ass right now!
Guest Powerplay Posted March 20, 2003 Report Posted March 20, 2003 Judge actually had me considering renaming my finish the King Cobra Crossface simple to appease our fair commish. Hey, I said chain a Joker's Wild into it and call it a King Cobra, man. Get it right . But yes, I praise the God of Gods far more than j00 unbelievers.
Forewarned Posted March 21, 2003 Report Posted March 21, 2003 I! HATE! WORD LIMITS!!! Goddamn you f**kin' bastards!
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