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Guest AM The Kid

Then they would smell better

 

If Lucy had never pooped on the carpet

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Guest goodhelmet

then the carpet wouldn't have a brown stain

 

If Steph had a child with The big Show

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Guest AM The Kid

Then it would be the most annoying 7 foot tall monster ever

 

If Triple H liked Chris Jericho

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Guest goodhelmet

then they would be the new 2 man power trip!!!!

 

If Benoit had stayed with WCW

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Guest AM The Kid

Then he would have been 26 at the height of his popularity

 

If Chris Jericho hadn't signed with the WWF

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Guest goodhelmet

then he would have been jobbing to Shane Douglas. Yuck

 

If Big John Studd wasn't over 6 foot tall

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Guest AM The Kid

Then he's 4'11"

 

If Stephanie Mcmahon fell down a flight of stairs

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Guest Flyboy

then, if he falls off the box he dies.

 

If RVD had a mega-push like HHH has...

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Guest goodhelmet

then Bret would knee him in the groin

 

If Dave Meltzer were a wrestler

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Guest Tony149

then he would get his ass kicked by wrestlers who don't like him

 

If HHH gets any bigger

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Guest AM The Kid

Then he won't be able to shave his face

 

If Scott Keith met Chris Benoit

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Guest goodhelmet

then he would immediately give Benoit a hand job

 

If Chris Benoit and Kevin sullivan see each other again

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Guest AM The Kid

Then his name would be Flair

(yes...yes, I know)

 

If Scott Steiner entered the WWF

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Guest Some Guy

He would still be a shadow of his former greatness.

 

If Jericho gets "Chyna'd" out of WWF

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Guest goodhelmet

then he will go to Japan to fued with Nagata!!!!

 

If American wrestling was booked like Japanese wrestling....

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Guest goodhelmet

then I would probably piss my pants

 

If Big Show becomes champion again

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Guest goodhelmet

then Trips will be part owner of the WWF within ten years.

 

If XPac weighed three hundred pounds

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Guest Tony149

Then he'd still get a push because he's buddies with HHH

 

If Steph's boobs move by themselves

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Guest goodhelmet

then they's smash her in the mouth to shut her up

 

If Eric Bischoff slept with Kimberly Page

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