Puroresu is for Pussies

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

The rumor has been going around this board for awhile. I thought I'd share the fact. People have also told me that the inhabitants of the puroresu folder have vaginas instead of penises. This is far from confirmed, but it is a strong rumor 'round the office. Don't shoot the messenger.

[Guest SP-1]

 

Maybe it's the fact that I'm tired and haven't taken a crap in a few days, but that's more hilarious that it has any right to be.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Who said Rad?

[Guest LooseCannon]

I'm gay for pussy.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Who said Rad?

Well Bob Barron walked into the janitors room and saw Jubuki touching Tim Cooke where he pees. I know its a little overwhelming for everyone right now, but we should just learn to except the guys for who they are. All I know is that too much Puroresu makes perfectly fine human beings limp wristed. I...can't explain it. Its beyond me.

[Guest converge241]

did they have vaginas? OR manginas?

 

or anginas and are now dead?

[Guest JangoFett4Hire]

What about cankles?

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Guys guys....this is just a rumor.

 

*Oh whats that?*

 

Oh guys, I have just gotten word that someone saw wolverine stick a straw into Jubuki's ass and slurp the fluids out of it. We do not have any confirmation on what the fluid was, but its understood that the substance made his taste buds tingle in a satisfactory manner.

 

More on this story as it unravels

[Guest SP-1]

I bet 1bob reported it.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

I bet 1bob reported it.

Nope, by Zach Arnold.

[Guest bob_barron]

Oh guys, I have just gotten word that someone saw wolverine stick a straw into Jubuki's ass and slurp the fluids out of it. We do not have any confirmation on what the fluid was, but its understood that the substance made his taste buds tingle in a satisfactory manner.

 

I give it ***1/2. The delayed sell of the fluids being slurped out of Jubuki's ass really hurt it.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh guys, I have just gotten word that someone saw wolverine stick a straw into Jubuki's ass and slurp the fluids out of it. We do not have any confirmation on what the fluid was, but its understood that the substance made his taste buds tingle in a satisfactory manner.

 

I give it ***1/2. The delayed sell of the fluids being slurped out of Jubuki's ass really hurt it.

DUD. Bob still sucks at insults and posting.

[Guest bob_barron]

I wasn't really insulting anyone there so that's a DUD for not getting your facts straight

[Guest hardyz1]

I wonder what happens if you watch puro and don't eat meat?

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

I wonder what happens if you watch puro and don't eat meat?

Most homosexuals are vegetarians...

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

They must be women haters too. THAT'S why they like Joshi, they like to see ugly women kick each other in the face for 10 straight minutes.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

They must be women haters too. THAT'S why they like Joshi, they like to see ugly women kick each other in the face for 10 straight minutes.

They must be homosexuals if they have that unhealthy of a fascination for ugly wrestling butches. Emotionally, they don't feel as connected to them as two sweaty men rubbing nuts in a ***** match. Didn't you hear? It can't be a ***** match unless the dudes rub nuts. Forget restholds, they hate matches without nut rubbing.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

They must be women haters too. THAT'S why they like Joshi, they like to see ugly women kick each other in the face for 10 straight minutes.

They must be homosexuals if they have that unhealthy of a fascination for ugly wrestling butches. Emotionally, they don't feel as connected to them as two sweaty men rubbing nuts in a ***** match. Didn't you hear? It can't be a ***** match unless the dudes rub nuts. Forget restholds, they hate matches without nut rubbing.

This thread would be funnier if everytime you said you said the word gay or mentioned a gay sex act, you said "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

And a Monty Python reference can't hurt.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I notice that whenever Banky is losing an argument that involves any sort of intelligent discussion, he resorts to posting really stupid shit that only he and anyone who was burned by the people in question funny. It is funny too, in a laugh at him sort of way. Yes, laugh at him I will.

 

 

 

*Laughs*

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I notice that whenever Banky is losing an argument that involves any sort of intelligent discussion, he resorts to posting really stupid shit that only he and anyone who was burned by the people in question funny. It is funny too, in a laugh at him sort of way. Yes, laugh at him I will.

 

 

 

*Laughs*

I've noticed that pathetic people try to attack the messanger when the message is all too clear.

 

 

 

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S SIPPIN' ON THE HATERADE!!!!!!!!!!

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Again, a post by someone who was burned and is trying to dodge that point by "Sippin on the haterade" and shooting the REAL messenger, me.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Again, a post by someone who was burned and is trying to dodge that point by "Sippin on the haterade" and shooting the REAL messenger, me.

Lame.

 

 

Are you going to try and make a point, or just talk out your ass and try to sound like a 4th rate Jubuki?

 

 

*Yawn* I can just about sum your entire contribution to this thread up in two words:

 

 

FUCKING CLOWNSHOES.

 

 

Now get off my porch, son. You bother me.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I was gonna do the Yawn, but it's tired.

 

You get beat in pretty much every argument you ever have, and can you give me one where you haven't? Your main defense is no one has seen it, or that they're dykes anyway, or they like rubbing nuts. You're the one talking out of your ass, and who brought Jubuki into this? I didn't mention him once, and I really don't give a fuck. The fact that you brought him into this means that you're still feeling the beatings he gave you. Stop spewing bullshit and lame ass slang. "Haterade" is just stupidity. Honestly, where'd you learn that shit?

 

Again, you can't think of any worthwhile flame so you call me "son". "I bother you". It's okay though, I won't say anything, try to sound cool and big, I won't point out your insecurity over a message board. Nor will I point out that I made a valid statement about Banky's head being up his ass, and than explaining HOW that is. Does that concept sound familiar to you? Can you do that? No, you just make a blanket statement but you're incapable of thinking it through, which is exactly you get your ass handed to you whenever you try to get in proper discussion. It's okay though, I won't point any of that out. Nope, I won't.

 

Continue spounting lame-ass insults and gay jokes, it's okay, some of us don't whine and bitch whenever we're made to look like a whining bitch.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I should also add that it's a little funny that you're here to do the defending for him. What are you, his bitch?

 

Yes, hence the "whining bitch" comment. It all comes together now you see? Be happy that I laid it out nicely for you, because it would have taken you awhile to put it all together yourself.

[Guest SP-1]

Wow. Paragon came completely out of left field. I'm amazed anyone's really sticking up for the Puro folder (and no, I'm not flaming nor have I been burned in there: I generally stay out of it because it's clear the kind of response you'd get in there anyway).

 

No real point or contribution here. Just random observation. +1. Carry on.

[Guest EricMM]

Tim Cooke: ... and you may call me ... TIM...

 

and if that monty python ref was too obscure...

 

"On second thought, lets not go to Camelot, it's a silly place."

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Oh Jesus, no one has ever owned Banky. Don't try and say fuyckin differently. I own this board, IU pay the bills, and I reprimand any bitch cashing in off my celebrity. So paragon, any time you want to test me in a ctsraight frame of mind, I'll gladly kill you. I don't take my role here too seriously, I am just that damn cool, special, elite, funny, sexy, and /or cool. Fuck you. Hashha

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Continue spounting lame-ass insults and gay jokes, it's okay, some of us don't whine and bitch whenever we're made to look like a whining bitch.

Hahaha

 

wait

 

hahaha

 

hahaha

 

Its.A.Message.Board.

 

Are you dellusional?

 

I am a whinign bitch. Who cares. Triple F'N H, this isn't quantam physics. A stranger is talking trash about banky. Whatever shall I do?

 

*falls asleep*

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I wasn't standing up for anybody SP, just pointing out that Zsazs is a whiny bitch, or at least appeared to be in this thread. I'll just safely assume that he's like that all time. Obviously you can't be burned if you've never gone in there. But honestly, would you go into the WWF folder without watching any of it beforehand? Exactly.

 

 

I didn't call Banky a whining bitch, just a gimmick poster who isn't funny. Most of the insults I posted are directed towards Zsasz.

 

I know it's a message board, hence why I gladly give you the right to come and kill me when you see me. *Realises that he may be talking about a flame war* Okay, just to give you the handicap, we can make sure no freestyling is involved. That way you won't be able to pull a Cena and make yourself out to look like a jackass.

 

You've been owned quite a few times, just don't feel like looking up when that happened. But you're right, it is just a message board, leading me to understand why you compliment yourself on here so much, perhaps because it's an escape from your cruel reality? You know what they say, the bigger the mouth, the smaller the penis.

[Guest SP-1]

I didn't even think you were defending anybody. I'm just not used to seeing you roll up in the thick of things and go to battle. Several posters have changed habits and done that recently. It's made things interesting again. Kinda.

 

As for not going in there if you hadn't seen any . . . Puro seems such a strange beast to me, in that I wouldn't have a clue where to get any (and I have wanted to, just for the reported legendary workrate) so that would likely be my first question if I ever posted in there with any regularity. I suppose that *could* go in the Tape trading folder, but I'd also likely want the opinion of others that watch regularly as to what is the, "good stuff" to shoot for in the tape world.

 

It'd be a case of posting in there for opinions sooner or later as to what to look for in a compilation tape. Maybe someday, but I've had little desire to go in there considering all the crap that seems to go on in there. So all the factors have worked together to form an indifference on my part, I guess. *shrug*