The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Everything old is new again. Sayonara, Calvin thread. The Zack is BACK~!

 

::beltshots anyone within reach. Except CC.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Ducks under the beltshot, hits a swinging ddt on Malibu*

 

CWM: Meh. When I saw your name It looked like you were banned. thanks for getting my hopes up.

[Zack Malibu 0]

*Ducks under the beltshot, hits a swinging ddt on Malibu*

 

CWM: Meh. When I saw your name It looked like you were banned. thanks for getting my hopes up.

Your false hate doesn't work, CDub. Everyone knows you wuv me.

 

 

::hugs CWM. In a manly way.::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Damnit Malibu now I'm covered in hair gel.

[Zack Malibu 0]

My bad. You'd think my new look (short and spikish) would require LESS gel than the thick and wavy surfer do, but nooooo.

[Guest SP-1]

*sneaks in and nails Zack with a WESTWARD BOUND!*

 

School's Our, SUCKA!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Schools's our what?

 

*snickers*

[Guest Anglesault]

::School's Our to cwm::

 

::since no one knows what this entails, both men just stand there::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*CWM kicks sault and the balls and PiLeDrIvE's him*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Saults up and SUPAHKicks cwm.::

 

::Long time aWo member RIKISHI~! returns, RiKICKs cwm and sits on him::

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*dies*

[Guest Anglesault]

::celebrates::

[caboose 0]

Oh god its back. I thought I consigned this thing to history...

 

Damn you Zack!

 

::Superkicks himself out of the thread::

[Guest SP-1]

*looks confused*

 

Shool's our . . . our friend!

 

*tildeBANG~! to . . . RIKISHI!*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::celebrates::

*revives and chokeslams AS*

[Guest Anglesault]

::AS turns the chokeslam into a traingle choke in midair::

 

::The tildeBANG~! knocks out Rikishi and causes him land in a way that makes him do an involuntary 28 minute stinkface to Caboose::

[Guest SP-1]

That's the greatest tildeBANG ever.

[Guest SP-1]

*A mystery man attacks Hoff!*

 

[Hoff 0]

WTF?! *dodges a punch from this "mystery man" and clotheslines the piss outta him*

[Hoff 0]

*eyes SP after hitting refresh several times...I MEAN, waiting around for awhile....and seeing that nothing is happening*

[Hoff 0]

*still waits. Plays drink the beer....wins another beer*

[KingPK 0]

*Mops up "mystery man"'s piss*

 

Guys, I just mopped the floor. Could we take the forcible excretion of bodily fluids OUTSIDE, please?

[Hoff 0]

Sorry. *spits on floor*

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

*suprise attacks Hoff with a Sweet Chin Music*

[caboose 0]

::Lucky for Caboose, his Sting style face paint prevents any permanent damage from the 28 BAH GAWD minute stinkface...

 

...however, Caboose just can't get rid of the smell::

[Hoff 0]

*drops to the floor. Loses a tooth. Makes sure to bleed on the floor*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Shining wizard on Hoff*

[Guest SP-1]

*The Mystery Man unmasks and is revealed to be . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE GOBBLEDYGOOKER?!?!?! OMGWTF?BURNVOTECLINTON2K4~!*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Belt shots*

[Zack Malibu 0]

The Gobbeldy Gooker mask is ripped off to reveal...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FRANK STALLONE~!