Zack Malibu Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::Hits Gary Coleman over the head with a guitar. Take that, slapnuts!::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::Tapes Gary Coleman to the bat and hits Zack with the Garybat.::
caboose Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::Dreams of better days when unconcious... ...Gary: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is for the OaOast World Heavyweight championship. The match is set for 2 out of 3 falls. In between falls, a 30 second rest period will take place. OaOCT World Championship Title Match Caboose (Champion) vs. Zack Malibu (Challenger) Gary: Introducing first, the OaOast World Heavyweight Champion -- Caboose! (Crowd boos) Tony: Capetta is going to get a beating from Caboose, Ross. Doesn't he know it's now the OaOCT title? JR: Who cares?! "This Means War" hits and Caboose makes his way out proudly displaying the newly dubbed OaOCT World Title...::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::AS breaks into caboose's dream and nails him with the Garybat.::
caboose Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::Caboose awakens inside his dream and the two Cabooses Double team Anglesault while Gary Capetta deals with Gary Coleman::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::Rikishi stumbles into the dream, giving QUEEN MOLLY~! time to make her grand return and hit a Molly Go Round on real caboose. AS nails dream caboose with the bat, and Rikishi RiKICKS Capetta:: ::Freddy Krueger shows up in caboose's dream. Since AS and Molly aren't stupid, they know that's their cue to hightail it out. Since Rikishi is stupid, they have to drag him out::
caboose Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 Shhhhh! Don't talk about Freedy Krueger, Mario will come back... ::Also wakes from dream but realises the power of the Caboose pass to to the real world as well... ...I know Kung-Fu::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::caboose walks a few feet before he hears that familiar tune:: one two freddy's coming for you thee four better lock the door OMG IS CABOOSE AWAKE OR ASLEEP?
caboose Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::Caboose Kung Fus Freddy's ass out of his dreams and into Anglesault's dreams of molesting Kurt Angle...::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::Anglesault is awake. He was kung-fued into Coleman's Dream::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 *mario shows up* *kittens hide*
Guest Anglesault Posted April 6, 2004 Report Posted April 6, 2004 ::AS blasts Mario with the bat, knocking him out.:: ::Freddy enters Mario's dream:: one two freddy's coming for you three four better lock the door
Guest Anglesault Posted April 8, 2004 Report Posted April 8, 2004 ::AS catches the kick! SoNR! Rikishi then applies a Camel Clutch! And Queen Molly forces Rikishi to let go of one arm so she can lock in a modified Bow and Arrow!
CanadianChick Posted April 8, 2004 Report Posted April 8, 2004 ::gets Rikishi to get off by giving him her SNICKERS bar, and uh, shows Molly her WWE history so she can go home and cry over the injustice of her usage.::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 8, 2004 Report Posted April 8, 2004 ::Now it's ONE ON ONE! Since AS is a MAN~! and AMERICAN~! he dominates::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 8, 2004 Report Posted April 8, 2004 *CWM has been told that CC is now legal age in canada* *CWM sprints to ringside with a steel chair and spins AS around Kick to the gut...CONSPIRACY BOMB on the chair!* Hit me up on AIM or MSN CC. *Looks for winking Smilie or some other suitably perverted emoticon*
Guest Anglesault Posted April 8, 2004 Report Posted April 8, 2004 (edited) :: cwm attacks no one, because no one is in the ring:: Edited April 8, 2004 by Anglesault
Zack Malibu Posted April 8, 2004 Report Posted April 8, 2004 *CWM has been told that CC is now legal age in canada* *CWM sprints to ringside with a steel chair and spins AS around Kick to the gut...CONSPIRACY BOMB on the chair!* Hit me up on AIM or MSN CC. *Looks for winking Smilie or some other suitably perverted emoticon* Sorry dude, but CC and I already have a Can-Am connection going on. ::Zack and CC's hotness melts AS' ego.::
Zack Malibu Posted April 8, 2004 Report Posted April 8, 2004 Cynical, jaded former wrestler who tells it like it is?
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 Yeah Zack but i live like 30 minutes from where she does. If you ever show up around these parts I'll whoop ya.
Zack Malibu Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 Yeah Zack but i live like 30 minutes from where she does. If you ever show up around these parts I'll whoop ya. No you wouldn't. You'd take me out, buy me a beer (Canadian, of course) and tell me it's for always helping you out when I could. For two guys who had characters in a blood feud, we get along pretty damn well.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 i'd get you stoned and get the password to your account so I could ban people I don't like and you know it preppy.
Zack Malibu Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 But I don't smoke. Not even cigarrettes. FOILED AGAIN~!, Cdub!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 9, 2004 Report Posted April 9, 2004 Not really, You'd just get a contact high (Being near somewho who's smoking a J) and I wouldn't even have to be smoking it at the time, I'm smoked so much Weed that my breath is more potent than any phatty.
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