Hank Kingsley Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 Come on, everyone knows SWF Champion Charlie Matthews would kill OAOAST Champion Zack Malibu if they had a match. And if he couldn't do it in the match itself, he'd just bore Zack to death. It all works out in the end.
Zack Malibu Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 Come on, everyone knows SWF Champion Charlie Matthews would kill OAOAST Champion Zack Malibu if they had a match. And if he couldn't do it in the match itself, he'd just bore Zack to death. It all works out in the end. ::yawn:: Was that a CHALLENGE~!?!?!?!?
Hank Kingsley Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 *warms up the 10 minute BEARHUG OF DOOM~*
Zack Malibu Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 ::When Charlie moves in for the bearhug, Zack sneezes in his face. With the big man blinded, he hits SCHOOL'S OUT~! TWICE~!!::
Guest SP-1 Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 We should have a battle of the Superkicks, Zack. Keep count of how many times the WESTWARD BOUND! and the SCHOOL'S OUT~! end a match.
Zack Malibu Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 What if you hit Westward Bound while facing east? Doesn't that defy some law of physics?
KingPK Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 Let's find out. *Faces east, tries Westward Bound (OMG MOVE STEALING~!), disappears and reappears as Jennifer Love Hewitt* Uh, ok. *Does nude scene*
Guest David Akeroyd's Biggest Fan Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 That's not true Zack! I saw him dressed up as David once!!!
Adam Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 *Does the D-Von seizure sell* No reason, I just think its fucking hilarious.
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 We should have a battle of the Superkicks, Zack. Keep count of how many times the WESTWARD BOUND! and the SCHOOL'S OUT~! end a match. ::Hits the SUPAHKICK~! on Poet::
KingPK Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 *Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!* Oh wait, I'm still JLH. *SOOPAHkick~!s to the North and turns into Lacey Chabert* (Seen the trailer for Mean Girls? *Drools* DO MORE MOVIES GIRL!!!) Ok, so that means if I go south, I turn into Neve Campbell. Good to know.
Hoff Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 That Lindsay Lohan chick is the cutest in that movie, PK. Sorry but true. Also Zack: STFU, kthx. *fumes*
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!* ::Nails PK with the original SUPAHkick~!:: Fahk Bashston.
Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 That Lindsay Lohan chick is the cutest in that movie, PK. Sorry but true. Also Zack: STFU, kthx. *fumes* What did I say? And I'm digging ALL the girls in Mean Girls. Grrrr~!
KingPK Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!* ::Nails PK with the original SUPAHkick~!:: Fahk Bashston. Wait, I'm still Lacey Chabert. AS hit a woman. Neve Campbell wil fuck you up good, yo. *Nails AS with a WICKED HAAAAD PAAK THE CAAH IN HAVAAD YAAD SOOPAHKICK~!~!~!~!!!~~!* Ow, that hurt for some reason.
Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 ::Mistakenly puts arm around PK, only to be judo tossed.::
Guest SP-1 Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 The Westward Bound induces a new state of mind. You start seeing things SP's way.
Zack Malibu Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 We start looking westward? Oh, and I hearby invoke the power of one of my favorite bands to create... STABBING WESTWARD BOUND~! kick to SP~!
KingPK Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 The Westward Bound induces a new state of mind. You start seeing things SP's way. Actually, by my experiments, it turns you into 90s teen starlets. So far, I've been JLH, Lacey Chabert, Katie Holmes, Tiffany Amber Thiassen and Jessica Alba. I tried going Northwest......that wasn't pretty. Try the body of Denise Richards with the head of Estelle Getty. *Shudders*
Guest Anglesault Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 Invents a new version of the superkick, the SOOPAHkick~!* ::Nails PK with the original SUPAHkick~!:: Fahk Bashston. Wait, I'm still Lacey Chabert. AS hit a woman. Neve Campbell wil fuck you up good, yo. *Nails AS with a WICKED HAAAAD PAAK THE CAAH IN HAVAAD YAAD SOOPAHKICK~!~!~!~!!!~~!* Ow, that hurt for some reason. ::No sells, because, as history has shown, New York never sells Boston's attacks::
Guest SP-1 Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 *Nails PK with a WESTWARD BOUND~! for putting that mental image anywhere near my brain*
Ed Wood Caulfield Posted April 13, 2004 Report Posted April 13, 2004 ::Diamond Cutters Spider-Poet and then challenges him to a lightsaber duel::
Guest Anglesault Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 ::Sneaks up and starts to choke Zack out with the mic cord.::
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 I just talked to BIG~!! *Chairs everyone La Parka style*
Guest Anglesault Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 ::Since the choked out Zack was acting as a shield, AS wasn't chaired. He SUPAHkicks the chair back into cwm's face.::
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