The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::busts PK out of jail and then grabs a billy club and beats the snot out of ATM::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Sells a POUNDING headache from the rocket launcher . . . Puts out fire with an official ADT fire extinguisher just in time to salvage some of it::

 

::Takes his C and goes home (pouting all the way)::

 

::Works on a best of Totally Endorsed Coliseum Video::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Wires the TE Headquarters so that whenever Colvid turns on one of his precious videos, Air Supply's "All Out Of Love" booms throughout the building, nonstop.::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::What Zack doesn't realize is that Totally Endorsed painted his house to look like the TE headquarters.::

 

::Walks back to the real TE headquarters, four miles to the east of the Burger King on 106 and Park. TE likes Burger King.::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Mmmmm Double Whoppers . . . Colvid needs to wash this down with a delicious Diet Coke (thumbs up), Daddio!::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Since he used to work at a BK, serves up unlimited Double Whoppers to Colvid. KILLING THROUGH CHOLESTEROL!!::

[Guest What?]

::walks into BK with his NEW NWA/UPW/Zero-One Jr. Heavyweight Title belt around his waist...orders a Whopper....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TO THE X-TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!~!~!!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Crashes a car through the window of the BK,and hurls Chicken McNuggets at the patrons and employees.::

[Guest What?]

::runs outside, kicks Zack in the gut, and hits the SLICED BREAD #3 OFF OF THE CAR!~ OMG!; Holds his NWA/UPW/Zero-One Jr. Heavyweight Title in the air::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::orders 5 whoppers and proceeds to eat them all, but not before dragging K Money inside and throwing him head first into the boiling hot grease they cook the fries in::

[Guest What?]

::put his title belt to his face to stop the burning, because the belt is SUPER COOL!~ OH YEAH!::

[Guest candie45]

::wishes we were at Wendy's::

[Guest What?]

::drives Candie to Wendy's::

 

 

There yah go!

 

 

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[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::gives K a con-belt-o and then hits him with a SLIDE::

 

::suggests not ordering the baked potato.::

[Guest candie45]

Yay! ::orders fries and frosties for all::

[Guest What?]

::eats some fries and stares at Candie's chest::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Spews out his frosty after seeing that post.::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Threatens Candie with a used tissue::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Puts on rubber gloves, then grabs a dog catchers net and scoops up ATM.::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Gives title to ATM, and admits he sucks.::

::Beltshots Zack and pours beer on him.::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Somehow now clad in a football uniform, charges Andre and then punts him through a goalpost! DOLPHINS WIN~! DOLPHINS WIN~!::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(walks into the thread, sees what K-Money is staring at, and faints)

[Guest What?]

::chokes on a fry; dies::

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

::steps through the pile of fainted losers and offers an arm to his fellow TEammate. Oh, that's good.::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*walks in...sees what K-Money is staring at....is AMAZED*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::coughSHEWOULDNTBEHEREIFIHADNTPMDHERPLUSSHELOVESMECUZIMANICEGUYSOBACKOFFcough::

 

 

::beats everyone down.::

Edited April 28, 2003 by Zack Malibu

[Guest What?]

*is resurected!! Hits the Sliced Bread #3 on Zack! Then officially changes the name of the Money Clip to "The Showstopper"*

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Takes out Cream Cheese #6 to spread on Sliced Bread #3. After eating, goes to take a #2.::

[Guest Kingpk]

::Spikes Candie's Pepsi with Love Potion #9 and hits on her::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Spikes PK with a cradle piledriver.::