The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Kingpk]

Whatever

 

::Decides to call Jenny instead, dials 867-530ni-ee-iiiiiine::

[Guest candie45]

::tip-toes away in the midst of the fighting::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Slowly backs away from PK and heads off with Candie.::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::picks up the phone::

 

Hello? PK!! That was my number you dialed!

[Foshi 0]

::Notices BPP is not a fan of Foshi. Joins Some Guy fanclub::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Gets into the musical vibe by getting a piano and singing a cover of "Home on the School" by Screech Powers::

 

Home on the school

Where the swiss steak makes everyone drool

Where dissecting mice can be awfully NICE

Oh, Bayside I think you're a JEWEL!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Dies laughing.::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Tells Zack and everyone else to keep it down because I'm not done::

 

Bayside is the school that's cool and you know that is true

The gals are the cutest and the guys are the hippest too!!!

Ooooooo Ooooo Oooooooooo Ooooooooo!!!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Runs off and grabs Jake, Sam, Tiff, Mark and Tony from California Dreams...

 

She's got everything

And in all the right places you know

She looks almost perfect

They love her wherever she goes

 

Maybe I'm so lucky

But that's not true

Cuz now I know what

It feels like to lose

 

I have had the real thing

And girl this is only an act

And I can't deny the fact that baby...

 

She's Not You

Big brown eyes, long blonde hair, just reminds me you're not there

No, She's not you

I hear her voice call my name, you know she'll never be the same as you::

 

*Applause*

[Guest What?]

::gets Andrew Reynolds, Geoff Rowley, Arto Saari, Ragdoll, and Corey Duffel. They all proceed to beat the shit out of the California Dreams trick-ass-bitches!::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack is NOT happy, and chases them off with a flaming Singapore Cane.::

[Guest What?]

::Caswell Berry runs up behind Zack and lifts him onto his shoulders...Austin Stephens climbs onto a car...

 

 

 

TOY MACHINE! ZACK IS OUT COLD!!::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Tommy D runs in to the ring and spraypaints "NEW CLAZZ" on Zack::

[Guest What?]

::....The Skaterz and K-Money attack Tommy D::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Scott and Weasel jump Skaterz and K-Money::

[Guest What?]

::the Skaterz and K-Money run away, laughing and pushing each other into the bushes::

[Guest RevEvil]

::ATM with a diving headbutt to Zack::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

::coughSHEWOULDNTBEHEREIFIHADNTPMDHERPLUSSHELOVESMECUZIMANICEGUYSOBACKOFFcough::

 

 

::beats everyone down.::

(no-sells the beatdown because Spoon > Malibu)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::No need for hatred. All women deserve a Spoonful Of Malibu OMG DOUBLE TEAM EFFORT~!::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(proposes a TAG TEAM EFFORT~ on Candie, with Zack's promise his hand or other appendages won't wander into forbidden territory)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

(proposes a TAG TEAM EFFORT~ on Candie, with Zack's promise his hand or other appendages won't wander into forbidden territory)

::Shakes on it. Shakes HANDS that is.::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Spoonful of Malibu???

 

What...the...?

 

No no.... I think Candie needs me to teach her my favorite submission hold... the Amazing Horizontal Bodylock™

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Hits Rando over the head with a Flock of Seagulls CD.::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

**Rando's far away.....but is unable to get away...so gives Zackie boy an uppercut kick**

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Catches the kick and counters with a Dragon screw.::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

damn...that's a tough counter...

 

*sells and rolls away*

 

I always thought the best way to counter an uppercut kick as I (the poster...not the Rando) do it would be to grab the leg and then kick me in stomach... but whatever floats your boat...

[Guest The Superstar]

::Charlie Matthews "runs" (as fast as he can, anyway) in and BELTSHOTS~! EVERYONE!!!::

 

OMG Cross promotion~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Charlie Matthews "runs" (as fast as he can, anyway) in and BELTSHOTS~! EVERYONE!!!::

 

OMG Cross promotion~!

 

YOU WON~! YES~!

 

::Celebrates::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(continues to not give two shits about the SWF/SJL)

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Continues to celebrate.::