The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

am I allowed to no-sell this BELTSHOT~!?

[Guest The Superstar]

fuck no you ain't~!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

but I saw it listed nowhere in the rules that I have to sell for Cross Promos...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hey why don't we have pics of our belts? I'd like to get an idea of what they look like.

 

::puts a chair on the ground and hits a float over ddt on Rando to the chair::

[Guest Kingpk]

Here's the World Belt

 

 

*cue laugh track*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Who's Zack Mildo?

[Guest Kingpk]

Actually, it's Zack Malloo.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Dat's Mistah Malibu to youse sons a bitches!

 

::Calls upon Joe Pesci, Robert Deniro and Al Pacino to lay waste to the DM's.::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Hey I have no problem with yous guys

 

::backs out of the thread in respect to the actors::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Pedro summons the ghosts of Bruce Lee, John Wayne, and Moe Howard::

[Guest caboose]

Pedro unfortunately becomes victim to Caboose's return Post~!

 

Pedro is Emerald Fusion'ed through the afterlife!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Throws streamers::

[Guest caboose]

::Bows::

 

I'm gonna post whore like there is no tomorrow!

[Guest RevEvil]

::cock punches Caboose::

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

:: Invades the thread and drowns Caboose in a puddle as the weather is that bad here today ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Attacks the IZ invader, giving him a conchairto variation, using PING PONG PADDLES~!?::

[Guest caboose]

Caboose was wearing his 'Crica May 2002 Cup'! So he no sells Rev's cock punch, Caboose uses his apparent ability to fly by flying round Rev in circles ala Superman, this makes Rev regress back through time to the age of 4. Caboose drops Rev off at a daytime center.

[Guest candie45]

::introduces herself to Caboose::

[Guest RevEvil]

::Returns to ring and bites Caboose::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::lures ATM away from Caboose with something better to bite.......a big juicy steak....however when ATM grabs the steak I pounce and hit him with a Brainbuster::

 

Hahahhaha I can't believe that worked!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Tells Caboose Candie is indeed a gorgeous one.::

[Guest RevEvil]

Although she smells like ass. Oh wait, that's me.

[Guest caboose]

Caboose makes his move on Candie...

Caboose busts out his cheesy lines...

 

'So do you like the strong, silent type? Cos I'm the original.'

[Guest The Superstar]

ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

MISTER WARRIOR SPRINTS TO THE RING AND SHAKES THE ROPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOES INTO THE RING AND SEES CABOOSE TRYING TO LOVEIFY A FEMALE COMPANION!!!!!!! HE STARTS TO SWEAT!!!!!!!!!!! HE THEN HITS A SHOULDERBLOCK ON CABOOSE SENDING HIS FACE INTO HER MAMMARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WARRIOR THEN DANCES TO HIS THEME MUSIC NOW THAT HIS JOB IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

TOO MUCH ALDOSTERONE!!!!!!!!!!! ALDOSTERONE BEING HELPINGZ YOU GET FEMALE TESTICULAR BREASTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Warms up the band and SUPAHKICKS~! caboose::

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Haplessly wanders into the thread and gets ran over by Superstar::

[Guest The Superstar]

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR TOO LATE MR ANGLESAULTZ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALREADYZ HELPING HIMZ LOVIFY A FEMALE!!!!!!!!! U HAVE UR LUCK WITH CANAIDNA WOMAN!!!!!!!! I HELP YOU!~!!!!!!!! YOU WILL MUCH HER SHAG CARPET IN NO TIMEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST FEEL THE POWER OF ALDOSTERONE!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Haplessly wanders into the thread and gets ran over by Superstar::

::And then SUPAHKICKED~!::

[Guest The Superstar]

MISTER WARRIOR SAYS ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS THIS SUPERSTAR!?!??!?!?! THE ONLY SUPERSTAR YOU NEED!!!!!!!!!!!! ON HELDDOWN!!!!!!!! IS MISTER WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DISAGREE!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL GIVE YOU A SUPERMANIAC COMEBACK!!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

::Thanks his lucky stars he didn't bring any Coliseum Videos to get destroyed::