The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Wakes up. Sees fighting, and smells fish. Opts for more sleep.::

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

:: no sells being thrown out of the HeldDown folder and jumps into bed with Zack ::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Makes sure to burn the sheets due to the fish smell.::

[Guest caboose]

::Is too lazy to eject Eskimo a second time, so instead Caboose fries some fish and chips...::

[Guest What?]

::...DDT's someone?::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Takes the DDT into an ice cream cake...LIKE A MAN!::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose stops frying the fish, grabs some chocalate syrup and pours it over Zack in the cake.::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Wonders what sick ideas Caboose has now that he's covered in chocolate syrup ::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*walks in*

 

Smell the homo-erotic undertones

 

*walks out*

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose then unveils his mystery guest...

 

...TIMBER AMBER THIESSIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Zack marks out and Caboose leaves them to their fun::

 

Caboose pimps better than El Dandy~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Takes Tiff for a ride on Space Mountain, since this is the 1000th POST~! Celebrate!::

[Guest caboose]

Zack Malibu riding Kelly from 'Saved By The Bell' in the 1000th post of the OAOZMT...

 

...Thats somehow fitting.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

...Thats somehow fitting.

That's what she said.

 

ZING~!

[Guest caboose]

She must have been tighter than I thought...

 

TAG~!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Depushes and demods Caboose.::

[Guest caboose]

::Motherfucking politics is all I'm saying... ::

[Guest George Dawes]

hi peeps sorry i've been away my house got burgled and my comp was stolen, lets just say my family wasn't the happiest family in the world

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

::Depushes and demods Caboose.::

*Hits Zack with Tire IRON WITH CUSTOM GRIP and steals mod powers*

[Guest caboose]

TIRE IRON WITH CUSTOM GRIP

 

::We are all fucked now...::

[Adam 0]

:: Hides in the corner LIKE A REAL MAN! ::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose notices 5* hide and decides his best course of action is to close his eyes and violently swing his arms about...::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::But while caboose is not looking *~*SLACKER*~* bust onto the scene and directly at caboose!

 

...sadly, Slacker ends up being crushed by caboose's misguided clothsline/punch instead of 5*::

[Guest caboose]

::Cabooose continues laying his arms violently until a accidently punches a little kid::

[Adam 0]

:: checks on the kid and then gives caboose a lecture about fighting ::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Gets back to his feet and takes out caboose, 5* AND the kid with flying cross body. Then makes a hasty departure so as not to be creamed in a two on one::

[Guest caboose]

::Caboose apologises to the kid and gives him comps for 'License To Pin'...

 

Caboose: With Zack and SD main eventng, we are gonna need as many fans in there as we can get! ::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::Slacker laughs at this and tells Caboose

 

"Be thankful that I hadn't somehow convinced Zack and SD that we should make it a three way and include myself."::

[Guest caboose]

::Company killing bastards!::

[Adam 0]

:: just gets up and laughs ::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::"Oh. Caboose, I guess I shouldn't mention this, but I jokingly told Zack that maybe we should give Choko the OAOAST Championship, and he totally was all for it and stuff."::