Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 And you can go straight to hell
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Why would I want to go to hell? It is sticky and hot.
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 You didn't mind last time we were like that
Guest JHawk Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Sorry. Didn't mean to walk in on a lover's quarrel.
Guest snuffbox Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 This is the official thread of JR Ewing. -if anyone has any idea what Im talkin about-
Guest JHawk Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 It's a Dallas reference, snuffbox, and obviously TSA's from Texas... But I really don't care exactly what you're talking about, quite honestly.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Nor Do I. I just post in here to fool around. And damn if this shit doesn't hit 30 pages before Smackdown.
Guest snuffbox Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 It's a Dallas reference, snuffbox, and obviously TSA's from Texas... But I really don't care exactly what you're talking about, quite honestly.
Guest snuffbox Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Yeah, this thread should definitly be on pg 30 by Smackdown...and should still be alive for my 2000th post...
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 If it is dying, I will give it the super bump for mine.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Dallas is so 1980. People right now are out of the 80s with breakdancing (Not)dead, Madonna with a (new) CD, and wrestling (still) doing Rock N Wrestling angles.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Okay party people in the house... This is something you never witnessed before... Yes, it's the incredible Doug E. Fresh... With his partner, the grand wizard MC, Ricky D D, and that's me in the place to be. We goin' to do it for '85, kick it live, allright? Cuz you know, you're all sick of all these crap rappers biting their rhymes because of they're back steppers. But when it comes to me and my man Doug Fresh here, there is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah. But as impress, which we approve and yeah, we realize that we are on the move, so listen closely so y'all don't miss as we go a little something like this, HIT IT! La-di-da-di... La-di-da-di... La-di, da-di! Yo peep this La-di-da-di, we like to party We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody We're, just some men that's on the mic And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT For all of y'all, keep y'all in health Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning Which we create, cause that's our mission So listen close, to what we say Because this type of shit happens everyday I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and Went to the bathroom to wash up Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said Mirror mirror on the wall Who is the top choice of them all there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted the mirror said, "You are you conceited bastard!" Well that true, that why we never had no beef THen I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails I'm true to the style on my behalf I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath Clean, dry, was my, body and hair I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear For all the girls I might take home I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne Fresh dress, like a million bucks, put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks. Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no Went back in I forgot my Kangol Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY This was a girl playing hard to get So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked upset She said uh, "It's all because of you I'm feeling sad and blue You went away and now my life is filled with rainy days I love you so How much you'll never know Cause you took your love away from me" Now what was I to do She was crying over me and she was feeling blue I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes Here comes your mother with those two little guys" Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!" Hit Sally in the face and punched her in the eye Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet Slammed the child on the hard concrete The bitch was strong, the kids was gone Something was wrong I said what was going on? I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her She said, "If I can't have you she can't either" She grabbed me closely by my socks So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said "Why don't you give me some play? And we can go cruising in my (OJ) And if you give me that OK I'll give you all my love today Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see Somehow your words just hypnotize me And I just love your jazzy ways So MC Rick my love is here to stay" And on and on and on she kept on The bitch been around before my mother's born I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for you miss" She said, "No you're not," then she starts crying I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop lying!" I said, "I am -- go ask my mother And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!" To the heart tick tock you don't stop To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it! ...don't ever forget, Doug E. Fresh, and MC Ricky D...
Guest snuffbox Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Early in the morning risin' to the street Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet Got to find a reason a reason things went wrong Got to find a reason why my money's all gone But I got a dalmatian and I can still get high I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get runover or you might get shot Never start no static I just get it off my chest Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest Take a small example A tip from me take all of your money and give it up to charity Lovin's what I got It's within my reach And the sublime style's still straight from long beach It all comes back to you you're gonna get what you deserve Try and test that you're bound to get served Love's what I got Don't start a riot You feel it when the dance gets hot That's why I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, hits the bottle and goes back to the rock Fuckin and fighting it's all the same Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane Let the lovin come back to me -Sublime, 'what i got'
Guest WukenBloodstar Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Dallas sucks, Houston sucks. Hell..Texas just sucks.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 We all know Houston sucks, that is why she did like 600+ people in one day.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Cynical by birth, Smartass by choice.
Guest WukenBloodstar Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Your lucky I wasn't your father..I would have strangled you a long time ago.
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Don't worry the line is long enough.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Early in the morning risin' to the street Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet Got to find a reason a reason things went wrong Got to find a reason why my money's all gone But I got a dalmatian and I can still get high I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get runover or you might get shot Never start no static I just get it off my chest Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest Take a small example A tip from me take all of your money and give it up to charity Lovin's what I got It's within my reach And the sublime style's still straight from long beach It all comes back to you you're gonna get what you deserve Try and test that you're bound to get served Love's what I got Don't start a riot You feel it when the dance gets hot That's why I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, hits the bottle and goes back to the rock Fuckin and fighting it's all the same Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane Let the lovin come back to me -Sublime, 'what i got' Yes!!!! I KNEW there were more sublime songs i liked
Guest snuffbox Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Dallas sucks, Houston sucks. Hell..Texas just sucks. It was a bloody great tv show!
Guest snuffbox Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Early in the morning risin' to the street Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet Got to find a reason a reason things went wrong Got to find a reason why my money's all gone But I got a dalmatian and I can still get high I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot Life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get runover or you might get shot Never start no static I just get it off my chest Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest Take a small example A tip from me take all of your money and give it up to charity Lovin's what I got It's within my reach And the sublime style's still straight from long beach It all comes back to you you're gonna get what you deserve Try and test that you're bound to get served Love's what I got Don't start a riot You feel it when the dance gets hot That's why I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot, hits the bottle and goes back to the rock Fuckin and fighting it's all the same Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane Let the lovin come back to me -Sublime, 'what i got' Yes!!!! I KNEW there were more sublime songs i liked Hell yes! What I Got and Caress Me Down are my two favorites.
Guest snuffbox Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 Alice in Chains Get Born Again Sat suffering I knew him when Fair-weather friends of mine Try not to think I merely blink Hope to wish away the lies...i.. Can you protect Me when i'm wrecked I pretend you're still alive I....yeah.... (oooh....denied all....and tied all the lies) I choose the day One deepen grave Thick fog to hide our smiles Clear all your sins Get born again Just repeat a couple lines I....lines....yeah (oooh....denied all....and tied all the lies) Can you protect Me when i'm wrecked I pretend you're still alive I choose the day One deepen grave Thick fog to hide our smiles Sat suffering (oooh....denied all....and tied all the lies) Get born again (oooh....denied all....and tied all the lies)
Guest WukenBloodstar Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 (*Marks for Alice In Chains*)
Guest Midnight Express83 Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 The following post is paid for by: The WWE. We got the Wrestling Out.... I don't care for AIC or Sublime, but they had talent. The Following post was paid for by the WWE. Now 90% more talk.
Guest snuffbox Posted April 23, 2003 Report Posted April 23, 2003 If the wwe was a major record company they probably would have passed on Sublime and AiC in favor of a Fred Durst solo side project.
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