The One and Only Raw Thread for 4/28/03

[Guest Austin3164life]

Even though I'm the biggest Austin mark, this fucking sucks. I thought Austin would not want to be involved in the Employee/GM/Owner angle part 342134726478923487634. I think his walk-out really was for nothing (at least we got Austin/Rock III, which was great). Unless Austin just suddenly trades himself to Smackdown for Hogan or someone (to go hang with Eddy, Benoit, and Angle), this will suck.

[Guest Eagan469]

good RAW

 

next week: Austin reinstates JR

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Yes...

[Guest kane3212321]

Badd Blood - Austin vs. Bischoff and Morely in a ladder match for 100% control of Raw. After Bischoff wins we'll see another mystery, who made the briefcase rise when Austin went for it?

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

God..I want those two hours of my life back. Raw sucks, Austin Sucks, that whole show is fucking screwed.

[Bored 0]

Okay I'm on the west coast so I haven't seen the show but I usually always read little things about the show before airs here just to see if anything good does happen and I see Booker gets attacked by 3MW. What the fuck led to this? Pleassssssse say this isn't leading to a feud with them.

[Guest Cerebus]

I must say this Raw was very good (relatively speaking of course). They are finally using Goldberg right and they had a clean win for Hurricane and RVD carried the tag match, & I can only hope for more Jericho's Highlight Reel. I could have gone for more Nowinski but meh.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

if this means anything...during the tag match I was fucking....

 

 

yeah...

 

 

I don't take piss breaks....

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

if this means anything...during the tag match I was fucking....

Thanks for the info... I think...

[Guest AndrewTS]

dude...

 

 

ladder match over GM power = Return of the Bossman~!

Yaaay!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

if this means anything...during the tag match I was fucking....

Thanks for the info... I think...

....technically....my name did not come from a movie.... if ya get what i am saying

[Guest Choken One]

if this means anything...during the tag match I was fucking....

Thanks for the info... I think...

....technically....my name did not come from a movie.... if ya get what i am saying

Heh...Two of us got a quickie Fuck in during RAW!

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

I'd rather eat glass than listen to that fucking Ross for another minute. Screw them.

Come on...its better than listening to Coach...

Hell no, it isn't.

 

Coach at least TRIES, and gives credit to guys like RVD.

 

Ross sits there and babbles about football, Oklahoma, and creams over any guy that's over 6'6" and no talent whatsoever (..and was responsible for the pushes of those guys..like Bradshaw, Albert, and Bull Buchanan)..or washed up shells of themselves that are overly annoying (Austin).

 

His announcing is terrible, and his choices of favorite "talent" leave quite a bit to be desired. He's a senile fuckhead that has his mind stuck in an era that's well enough left alone. He's ignorant when it comes to real wrestling/wrestlers. Hell, when Cole AND Tazz are both better than you are, it says something.

 

I hate Ross more than anyone on the roster OR management, except possibly Vince.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

if this means anything...during the tag match I was fucking....

Thanks for the info... I think...

....technically....my name did not come from a movie.... if ya get what i am saying

Heh...Two of us got a quickie Fuck in during RAW!

*HIGH FIVE*

[Guest Choken One]

if this means anything...during the tag match I was fucking....

Thanks for the info... I think...

....technically....my name did not come from a movie.... if ya get what i am saying

Heh...Two of us got a quickie Fuck in during RAW!

*HIGH FIVE*

*HIGH FIVES BACK*

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I'll bet that's where you got your name...

 

do you turn blue and have trouble breathing?

[Guest Choken One]

I'll bet that's where you got your name...

 

do you turn blue and have trouble breathing?

How did you know that?!?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Psycho Hotness! TM Yuna

that theyre jobbers?...except Pyscho Hotness

I feel special now.

 

AHHH!! GOLDBERG IS ABOUT TO RAPE STEVIE!!

That...was a scary spear. That's the SECOND TIME Goldberg has ended up in *that* position during the spear. Well, two that I know of. First with Christian, then with Stevie. Yet, neither Edge or Rhyno, to my limited wrestling knowledge, ended up in *that* position after doing the same move. Goldberg is simply EWWW, so I'm not even going to continue this line of thought...

 

I'm sure Yuna's torn though

If Stevie is injured, I'll simply hate Goldberg more.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

I'm in agreement with EPD.

 

Ross is an empty, senile, rambling and shilling parody these days, with the only thing he has now being his overused catchphrases and corny overacting. The only time he ever truly comes alive and seems like he cares is when he's creaming his pants over Batista/Austin/Bradshaw. And King isn't doing much to help matters with JR either. Coach meanwhile is miles ahead of the current JR, when not pulled off track by his co-commentator, which is his big flaw.

 

As for Raw tonight, I was genuinely bored. Nothing was excruciatingly bad. Just dull. The Tag Titles match was even moving slowly with seemingly no real reason for it to be out there. Though RVD had to compensate by slowing down for HHH/Flair in that one, which is part of why it was uninteresting.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I'll bet that's where you got your name...

 

do you turn blue and have trouble breathing?

How did you know that?!?

dude...

 

I'M THE AMAZING FUCKING RANDO...

 

Emphasis on "FUCKING" ....I know all!

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

if this means anything...during the tag match I was fucking....

Thanks for the info... I think...

....technically....my name did not come from a movie.... if ya get what i am saying

Heh...Two of us got a quickie Fuck in during RAW!

oh sweet merciful jeebus... why do I make myself endure the hell that is the One and Only Thread...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

if you can't take the heat....

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

... Nah, I just like to bitch alot and make a big deal out of nothing. That's why I love this board so much. Everyone else does it

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Heh....double post

[Guest Choken One]

if this means anything...during the tag match I was fucking....

Thanks for the info... I think...

....technically....my name did not come from a movie.... if ya get what i am saying

Heh...Two of us got a quickie Fuck in during RAW!

oh sweet merciful jeebus... why do I make myself endure the hell that is the One and Only Thread...

*B-Rad Mode On*

 

Don't Be Hatin

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

like i said *ahem* ...if you can't take the heat...

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

I don't know if I should be jealous that you two got some during the show or a little disturbed that you got some during the show. I mean did you use it for background noise or something?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

well it was more like me and my girl are sex machines...

 

and she only likes wrestling that involves her....

 

so...

 

I had to pin her.... for the 1-2-3-4-5-6....you get the picture...

[Guest Choken One]

I Just Muted it and turned her the other way around...

[Guest Blue Bacchus]

Just as along you weren't using Lawler's voice as a sexual aide thats all that matters.