Guest TheBigCalbowski Report post Posted June 23, 2003 LMAO @ Minnie/Mickey/Goofy/Donald one. Don't forget Pluto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBigCalbowski Report post Posted June 24, 2003 Nutmeg23Man: i like to role play crzychk000: ok Nutmeg23Man: do you? crzychk000: you start crzychk000: yeah Nutmeg23Man: ok, what are you? crzychk000: oh im a .................... lion crzychk000: and you / crzychk000: ? Nutmeg23Man: im a guy with a bag of lays potato chips crzychk000: ok then i am a girl with doritos crzychk000: i changed my mind crzychk000: ok you can start Nutmeg23Man: i eat a potato chip and i grab your ass crzychk000: then i turn around and say"what the hell" and eat a dorito Nutmeg23Man: want a lays? crzychk000: yeah do you want a dorito or a horny bitch ? Nutmeg23Man: depends on what flavor doritos crzychk000: firey chese Nutmeg23Man: eeek Nutmeg23Man: firey cheese gives me gas Nutmeg23Man: but here have a lays crzychk000: lol crzychk000: ok Nutmeg23Man: i bet you cant eat just one Nutmeg23Man: i ate just one crzychk000: i bet that you pick the horny bitch Nutmeg23Man: i put down the bag of lays crzychk000: i put down my dorito bag Nutmeg23Man: i pick you up Nutmeg23Man: i fall down on the ground because my back went out crzychk000: lol crzychk000: i kiss you Nutmeg23Man: i stick my hand up your shirt crzychk000: i sitck my hand down your pants Nutmeg23Man: i look over to the bag of lays Nutmeg23Man: must resist Nutmeg23Man: i concentrate on your Nutmeg23Man: you* crzychk000: i trun your head aroung and slap you Nutmeg23Man: ouch crzychk000: just to make sure that this is all real crzychk000: then i tell you that i love you crzychk000: i start to take off your pants Nutmeg23Man: i let you slip them off Nutmeg23Man: i look over to the bag of lays again crzychk000: then i unbutton your shirt Nutmeg23Man: i start sweating crzychk000: i start licking Nutmeg23Man: i start shaking Nutmeg23Man: i look over to the bag of lays again Nutmeg23Man: im sweating and shakign even more crzychk000: i take my dildo out of my purse and then stick it up and start to vibrate you and me crzychk000: i yell "oh yes" "oh yeah babby babby" Nutmeg23Man: im sweat and shake even more as i again look over at the bag of lays crzychk000: then i crush the lays and thro them away Nutmeg23Man: NOOOOOO!!!! crzychk000: yes crzychk000: lol Nutmeg23Man: i take out my cell phone and call up lays for another bag of chips crzychk000: then i start to vibrate on you harder and harder intill........................(you can fill in the blanks) crzychk000: (finish it ) Nutmeg23Man: the guy from lays comes with my new bag of chips crzychk000: then i let you eat them Nutmeg23Man: i open the bag of chips Nutmeg23Man: yummy Nutmeg23Man: bet you cant eat just one my ass crzychk000: (now are you over the fuckin lays ?) crzychk000: i bet you i can Nutmeg23Man: well im not sharing Nutmeg23Man: these are my lays crzychk000: ok i dont care Nutmeg23Man: mine all mine crzychk000: then i take off all my cloths crzychk000: and your too Nutmeg23Man: now im thirsty crzychk000: well then i give you thebest bj of your life crzychk000: the best*** crzychk000: i suck harder and harder intill you scream my name Nutmeg23Man: i lose control Nutmeg23Man: i shoot it all in your mouth Nutmeg23Man: how does it taste? crzychk000: and i still suck harder crzychk000: i say fantastic then you try it Nutmeg23Man: no thanks Nutmeg23Man: does it taste like apple? crzychk000: "how does it taste" crzychk000: yeah Nutmeg23Man: i just wanted to make sure that these pills i got work Nutmeg23Man: well i know they work now crzychk000: then i lickyou all the way up to your ears and all the way back down crzychk000: is that all you wanted ? Nutmeg23Man: im hungry Nutmeg23Man: get me something to eat crzychk000: (ok i want to stop ) Nutmeg23Man: well i cant help that i get hungry crzychk000: (this isnt any fun really all you care about is food and drinks) crzychk000: this is the real person taking Nutmeg23Man: well it happens when you crush my chips It's so much fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBigCalbowski Report post Posted August 9, 2003 Nutmeg23Man: i cast a spell on you Angeleyes19811: why? Nutmeg23Man: i turned you into a princess Angeleyes19811: thanks Nutmeg23Man: i cast a spell on my cock and turn it into a pogo stick Nutmeg23Man: boing boing boing Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: ouch Angeleyes19811: what Nutmeg23Man: my cock is all bruised now :-( Angeleyes19811: lol Angeleyes19811: want me to rub it for ya Nutmeg23Man: will you please Angeleyes19811: k "im rubbing it " Angeleyes19811: feel better Nutmeg23Man: yes much better Angeleyes19811: k Nutmeg23Man: is that a thong you have under there? Angeleyes19811: huh? Nutmeg23Man: under that princess dress Angeleyes19811: umm no Angeleyes19811: hey Angeleyes19811: will u rub my feet they are sore from walking all day and the fair Angeleyes19811: lokl Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: most definitely Angeleyes19811: awww thanks Nutmeg23Man: *takes off your shoes and rubs your feet* Angeleyes19811: awwww better Nutmeg23Man: lets see what you've got under that dress Nutmeg23Man: *slides up your leg Nutmeg23Man: *can't see anything* Nutmeg23Man: help me Nutmeg23Man: where am i Angeleyes19811: hmmm were are ya Angeleyes19811: ? Nutmeg23Man: hmmmm Nutmeg23Man: where's my lighter? Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: *flicks lighter* Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: oh now i know where i am Nutmeg23Man: oh shit Angeleyes19811: what Nutmeg23Man: your bush is on fire Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: shit shit shit Angeleyes19811: u are funny Nutmeg23Man: im so sorry i burnt your bush Angeleyes19811: ok Nutmeg23Man: i'll make it up to you Angeleyes19811: can i suck your cock Nutmeg23Man: sure Angeleyes19811: ok Angeleyes19811: sucking sucking sucking mmmmmmmmmm Nutmeg23Man: dammit Nutmeg23Man: i can't get hard Nutmeg23Man: :-( Angeleyes19811: lol Nutmeg23Man: i need viagra Nutmeg23Man: *takes a viagra pill* Nutmeg23Man: that works Nutmeg23Man: go ahead Angeleyes19811: sucking sucking sucking Angeleyes19811: hmmm Angeleyes19811: working Nutmeg23Man: im grabbing your hair Nutmeg23Man: your wig falls off Nutmeg23Man: wtf? Angeleyes19811: i dont have wig Angeleyes19811: u are werid Nutmeg23Man: than why do i ahve this wig in my hand Nutmeg23Man: are you really a woman? Angeleyes19811: u are freaking werid bye I didn't want this thread to die so I tried for another one, but it's only got a couple funny gimmicks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBigCalbowski Report post Posted August 9, 2003 LuVabLeLLaMa12: wanna role play? ImDaPoolKing: sure ImDaPoolKing: what are you? LuVabLeLLaMa12: idk...pick my role ImDaPoolKing: ummm ImDaPoolKing: you're a traffic cop ImDaPoolKing: and i'm kull the conqueror LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don get it ImDaPoolKing: kull the conqueror? LuVabLeLLaMa12: pick another wun ImDaPoolKing: im buzz lightyear ImDaPoolKing: how's that? LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat about something parctical ImDaPoolKing: donald duck LuVabLeLLaMa12: no like LuVabLeLLaMa12: im yu student yur my teacher LuVabLeLLaMa12: that type thing ImDaPoolKing: how bout im mario and you're princess toadstool LuVabLeLLaMa12: no LuVabLeLLaMa12: something real ImDaPoolKing: im your daddy and you're my daughter LuVabLeLLaMa12: yea LuVabLeLLaMa12: shur ImDaPoolKing: you start ImDaPoolKing: im sitting at home watching the football game LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy im going to my boyfriends house...is this ok to wear outside ImDaPoolKing: honey get your ass back in here LuVabLeLLaMa12: i stand in front of yu and im wearin a mini skirt a thong and a tube top ImDaPoolKing: now go upstairs and put some clothes on LuVabLeLLaMa12: but daddy LuVabLeLLaMa12: i like this outfit LuVabLeLLaMa12: dont yu ImDaPoolKing: honey get upstairs now ImDaPoolKing: you're not going to your b/f's house LuVabLeLLaMa12: y not ImDaPoolKing: because i said so ImDaPoolKing: now go upstairs and wait in your room for me LuVabLeLLaMa12: fine LuVabLeLLaMa12: i go upatairss LuVabLeLLaMa12: stairs* ImDaPoolKing: i walk upstairs ImDaPoolKing: i knock on your door ImDaPoolKing: open up LuVabLeLLaMa12: its open LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy why cant i go out ImDaPoolKing: because you're not wearing enough clothes LuVabLeLLaMa12: yes i am ImDaPoolKing: no you're not LuVabLeLLaMa12: my boyfriend said he thought i looked sexy wen i tried them on at the store ImDaPoolKing: well he's not your father ImDaPoolKing: i am ImDaPoolKing: now how much did that cost? LuVabLeLLaMa12: the skirt cost 30 and the top cost 25 LuVabLeLLaMa12: the thong was 5 ImDaPoolKing: drop them all right now LuVabLeLLaMa12: but daddy ImDaPoolKing: drop them now LuVabLeLLaMa12: i want to wear them to his house ImDaPoolKing: you're not going to his house ImDaPoolKing: now drop them LuVabLeLLaMa12: yes daddy LuVabLeLLaMa12: i take off my skirt and my top LuVabLeLLaMa12: yu find that im wearin another top under that wun LuVabLeLLaMa12: this wun is so this yu can see through it ImDaPoolKing: now did you buy that toop too? LuVabLeLLaMa12: no he did ImDaPoolKing: hand it over LuVabLeLLaMa12: but ddaddy ImDaPoolKing: no buts LuVabLeLLaMa12: he said he liked it ImDaPoolKing: too bad ImDaPoolKing: hand it over LuVabLeLLaMa12: no LuVabLeLLaMa12: im wearin it to his house ImDaPoolKing: you're not leaving this house for the rest of the month LuVabLeLLaMa12: but daddy thats not fair ImDaPoolKing: life's not fair ImDaPoolKing: now hand it over LuVabLeLLaMa12: i take it off and give it to yu ImDaPoolKing: that thong too LuVabLeLLaMa12: now im standin wit my thong on ImDaPoolKing: hand it over LuVabLeLLaMa12: i take it off to and give it to yu' ImDaPoolKing: i gather up the two tops, skirt and thong and throw them in a bag ImDaPoolKing: what store did these come from? LuVabLeLLaMa12: RAVE LuVabLeLLaMa12: and soem other sstore ImDaPoolKing: well im going to return them LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don kno the name of it ImDaPoolKing: i walk out the door with the bag in hand LuVabLeLLaMa12: no daddy please ImDaPoolKing: i poke my head back in the room ImDaPoolKing: and shave yourself down there, you look like a fuckin hippy ImDaPoolKing: i walk out the door ImDaPoolKing: i get in my car and drive off LuVabLeLLaMa12: i go in the shower and follow yur orders ImDaPoolKing: i stop by at a strip club ImDaPoolKing: i get drunk ImDaPoolKing: i come home drunk and pass out on the couch LuVabLeLLaMa12: i go downstairs...get the bag of clothes LuVabLeLLaMa12: and put them back on LuVabLeLLaMa12: i start to sneak out of the house ImDaPoolKing: i wake up ImDaPoolKing: where do you think you're going? LuVabLeLLaMa12: to take out the garbage ImDaPoolKing: uh huh ImDaPoolKing: get back in here LuVabLeLLaMa12: i go back in the house ImDaPoolKing: you're not going outside naked LuVabLeLLaMa12: im not naked daddy LuVabLeLLaMa12: i have clothes on ImDaPoolKing: saran wrap is not clothes ImDaPoolKing: now drop the saran wrap LuVabLeLLaMa12: i again take off the clothes and give them to yu ImDaPoolKing: im going to have to punish you for disobeying me LuVabLeLLaMa12: no daddy please ImDaPoolKing: get in the car ImDaPoolKing: and dont put any clothes on LuVabLeLLaMa12: but yu jus said i cant go outside naked ImDaPoolKing: i parked the car in the garage LuVabLeLLaMa12: but still ImDaPoolKing: now!! LuVabLeLLaMa12: i start to walk to the car ImDaPoolKing: move it! LuVabLeLLaMa12: i walk faster ImDaPoolKing: i dont have all day LuVabLeLLaMa12: i get to the car and go to the back seat ImDaPoolKing: i sit in the driver's seat and begin to drive LuVabLeLLaMa12: i duck down low so that nobody sees me ImDaPoolKing: i drive back to the strip club ImDaPoolKing: i park the car ImDaPoolKing: i get out of the car and open the door to the back seat ImDaPoolKing: i pull you out by the arm ImDaPoolKing: come with me LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy.... ImDaPoolKing: now LuVabLeLLaMa12: i try to cover myself but yu start to drag me ImDaPoolKing: i drag you inside the strip club ImDaPoolKing: i find the owner ImDaPoolKing: i got you a new dancer ImDaPoolKing: the owner looks you up and down LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat?!?!? ImDaPoolKing: the owner gives me 50 bucks ImDaPoolKing: he owns you now LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy ImDaPoolKing: you're dancing for him now ImDaPoolKing: that's what happens when you disobey me LuVabLeLLaMa12: but daddy ImDaPoolKing: its out of my hands now LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don want to strip LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don even kno how ImDaPoolKing: its easy ImDaPoolKing: just walk around naked like you are now ImDaPoolKing: but dont cover up LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy... ImDaPoolKing: club owner says to get up on stage and dance LuVabLeLLaMa12: but i dont kno how ImDaPoolKing: you better do what he says LuVabLeLLaMa12: i don kno how ImDaPoolKing: club owner puts a gun to your back ImDaPoolKing: club owner says do it now LuVabLeLLaMa12: i walk to the stage and begin to dance ImDaPoolKing: everyone is leaving ImDaPoolKing: the owner looks disappointed ImDaPoolKing: i give him his 50 bucks back ImDaPoolKing: what the hell was that? LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat? LuVabLeLLaMa12: i told yu i don kno how ImDaPoolKing: well you're no use to be now ImDaPoolKing: i take the owner's gun and point it at you LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy ImDaPoolKing: no this gun is too good for you LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat LuVabLeLLaMa12: i begin to cry ImDaPoolKing: do you want me to forgive you? LuVabLeLLaMa12: yes ImDaPoolKing: why should i? ImDaPoolKing: you disobeyed me LuVabLeLLaMa12: im sry daddy ImDaPoolKing: thats not good enough LuVabLeLLaMa12: then wat do yu want me to do daddy? ImDaPoolKing: get up LuVabLeLLaMa12: i get up ImDaPoolKing: i drag you to the car LuVabLeLLaMa12: i get in the back seat ImDaPoolKing: i drive to the river ImDaPoolKing: get out of the car LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy wat r we here for ImDaPoolKing: i throw you in a shark cage LuVabLeLLaMa12: daddy ImDaPoolKing: i lower the shark cage into the river LuVabLeLLaMa12: please daddy stop LuVabLeLLaMa12: ill do anything ImDaPoolKing: i let the chain go ImDaPoolKing: the shark cage falls to the bottom of the river ImDaPoolKing: i just look down at you and shake my head LuVabLeLLaMa12: wat now> LuVabLeLLaMa12: ?** ImDaPoolKing: i drive off to mexico LuVabLeLLaMa12: yur ridiculus LuVabLeLLaMa12: how r u gonna do that to yur daughtwer LuVabLeLLaMa12: ter* ImDaPoolKing: you were a slut ImDaPoolKing: and completely useless LuVabLeLLaMa12: i wasnt a slut..i was jus trin to go my boyfriends house LuVabLeLLaMa12: and even sluts r useful their fathers ImDaPoolKing: nto me ImDaPoolKing: you were a disgrace to teh family LuVabLeLLaMa12: they can sleep wit ppl so he can get a better name for himslef LuVabLeLLaMa12: ok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted August 9, 2003 The shark cage was a stroke of genius. That made me laugh really loudly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garth 0 Report post Posted August 10, 2003 These are some funny shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheBigCalbowski Report post Posted February 20, 2004 Nutmeg23Man: i forgot to ask what you were wearing Rdoughty5: black leather Rdoughty5: out fit Rdoughty5: with holes in my boobss Rdoughty5: i just got done having sex Nutmeg23Man: i like kinky stuff Rdoughty5: yeah me too Rdoughty5: so you start Nutmeg23Man: so im wearing socks on my hands and im wearing my pants backwards Rdoughty5: okay do me a favor Rdoughty5: take your cock and put it in your hands Nutmeg23Man: ok this is gonna take some work Rdoughty5: ok Nutmeg23Man: i reach behind to undo the zipper Nutmeg23Man: dammit i think it's stuck Nutmeg23Man: can you help me? Rdoughty5: sure Rdoughty5: i opull of your pants Rdoughty5: take your cock Rdoughty5: pull it hard Rdoughty5: and suck it dry Nutmeg23Man: *falls on the ground* Nutmeg23Man: i injured my cock :-( Nutmeg23Man: i need a doctor now Nutmeg23Man: can you get me a doctor? Rdoughty5: im a doctor Nutmeg23Man: can you fix it for me? Rdoughty5: let me take a nice look at it Nutmeg23Man: it really hurts :-( Rdoughty5: oh i know what it needs Rdoughty5: it needs to be sucked and pulled Rdoughty5: and be stuck in my pussy Nutmeg23Man: you did that last time and got it injured :-( Nutmeg23Man: now im scared Rdoughty5: well lets try Rdoughty5: jamming it in my clit Nutmeg23Man: ouch Rdoughty5: oooooh aby that feels nice Nutmeg23Man: it still hurts :-( Rdoughty5: how bout we do it so hard Rdoughty5: it gets stuck Nutmeg23Man: owwww Nutmeg23Man: i think my cock is gonna fall off Rdoughty5: how bout i masage it Nutmeg23Man: you can try Rdoughty5: so i make it erect Nutmeg23Man: but i think i need prescription medication Rdoughty5: i massage it Rdoughty5: (your no fun to cyber with) Nutmeg23Man: but it really hurts Had to revive this thread. Still not as funny as the one involving Disney characters, but I needed an excuse to revive this thread plus I was bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
