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Guest BoboBrazil
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A transcript wouldn't do it justice...

Guest Dmann2000
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Actually he's right, a transcript doesn't do this justice

Guest Vern Gagne
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Is that Jeff Hardy or the Ultimate Warrior?

Guest Big McLargeHuge
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That was interesting. Meaning stupid. Jeff's crazy.

Guest Dmann2000
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I can just picture Matt going

 

"Yeah...that's cool...um, I'm going to stand over here now."

Guest CanadianChris
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Jesus Christ, that was surreal. Jeffrey's gone wacko.

Guest Dmann2000
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Is that Jeff Hardy or the Ultimate Warrior?

Hmmm, Imagi-Nation or Destruticity

 

I don't know what would win there

Guest WukenBloodstar
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I think it's safe to say Jeff Hardy is crazy, that was downright weird.

Guest Dmann2000
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What am I saying Mattitude would beat the pants off both of them!

Guest commie_050
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What's with the echo? It's just creepy.

Guest evilhomer
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He was sort of reminding me of Goldust's current gimmick there.

 

I can just picture Matt going

 

"Yeah...that's cool...um, I'm going to stand over here now." 

 

That about sums it up best, if you don't dig it, just walk away. Yeah he's lost his mind, but he's at peace with that and seems to be happy with his current place in life. I wish him the best of luck.

 

 

Having said that, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he becomes the next Kurt Cobain, minus the musical success.

Guest Youth N Asia
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Uh...was that a suicide note? I'm confused about everything now. God I won't miss this guy. And how much junk was he on when he did that?

Guest Repo Man jr
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I didn't know he played the sitar so well.

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Since I'm at the school computer, I only read the transcript. And...um...call me insane, but...it made sense....weird, yes, but it made sense. Maybe I'm just creative. Or maybe I've just been around too many Jeff RolePlayers in my respective communities. Hell, I'm not even that much of a fan of his. So, out of boredom, I'll try to figure out Jeff Hardy's little speech...

 

Beware of Falling Dreams. They can fall just like our bodies.

My best guess here is dreams that don't come true, and I'm *guessing* a reference to death.

Mine has soared with grace and now it is falling smooth.

A reference to how he'd "soar" with the Swanton. "Falling Smooth"? I have no idea.

Whoever would worry over the fact that I’ve been released…DON’T WORRY! It’s not a Bottomless Pit that I have fell in…It’s a wonderful hole of sound, harmony, melody, peace, rhyme & time off…time out from the squared circle…time in for the eternity called music.

My guess is he's not bummed out about being released, not depressed about it like his fans think he is. And, as we all know, he's focusing more on his music.

Beware of Rising Dreams. They can come true just like mine did. The succeeding process was so perfect…it was just like Imagi had told me it would be.

"Falling Dreams" are ones that don't come true or fail, so "Rising Dreams" would be ones that succeed..or are high-reaching dreams that get the "you're not gonna make it" attitude. "Succeeding Process", at my guess, is his career and how far it went. "Imagi"? I'm not even going to try and figure that out.

So there’s only one way to find out if people dig your sound and that’s to spread it around the world. So here I go…wish me luck…or…wish me the worst

His band will make some songs, and Jeff doesn't care if people cheer him or doubt him.

Whatever you feel like saying towards me or saying about me…SAY IT…Feel it…Know it…But most importantly whatever you feel or say…know to yourself & your soul that it is right…However you do that is your beeswax!

The most sane thing of the entire speech...

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Yuna = Jeff's spin doctor and damage control expert.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Ehh, Velocity will be up sometime today, and that'll be weekly until the end of this month, when I take over Raw.

Guest Nevermortal
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Angelfire suspended the account.

 

Anyone wanna upload it elsewhere?

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Ehh, Velocity will be up sometime today, and that'll be weekly until the end of this month, when I take over Raw.

Fuck yeah! Weekly Kotz~! will return to my sig! :)

 

Angelfire suspended the account.

Anyone wanna upload it elsewhere?

I have most of it in quotes in one of my earlier posts. The only thing I didn't copy was the ending.

Guest Jobber of the Week
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Removed for excessive bandwith consumption.

 

 

Thanks for the fucking transcript, guys. I knew I could count on you. :rolleyes:

Guest Coffey
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Who gives a shit what Jeff Hardy is doing nowadays? The dumbfuck ain't in wrestling anymore, so I couldn't give two shits about any news that comes up involving his name. Unless he's on the T.V. screen during a WWE program, I never want to hear about him again. I don't know why he is still a topic of conversation truthfully. He's pretty muched always sucked and was only good at taking high bumps. Eventually, he realized that he didn't want to take the bumps as much anymore, so he didn't get pushed. Thus, he became a worthless slug and deserved to be fired.

 

Anyone whom likes Jeff Hardy is probably a sheep or an ignorant bitch that likes him because he's "OMG TRL JEFF HARDY SO HOTT SHOUTOUT N'SYNC!"

Guest El Satanico
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Yes...we can see how little you care about Jeffrey with that paragraph you wrote in his honor.

 

Take your own advice in the future

Guest hardyz1
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Anyone whom likes Jeff Hardy is probably a sheep or an ignorant bitch that likes him because he's "OMG TRL JEFF HARDY SO HOTT SHOUTOUT N'SYNC!"

Hmmm, nope.

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