SWF Lockdown Card for May 28th

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

SWF Lockdown

May 28th, Live from the Continental Airlines Arena in glamorous East Rutherford, New Jersey!

Matches due: 6 PM EST

Send to: Grand Slam

 

US TITLE MATCH

Michael Craven © vs. Mike Van Siclen

-Yeah, the feud's over. Yeah, Craven did a lot of ass-whoopin' in there. In other news, A Portrait Of Mike Van Siclen made very little sense to anyone, except for the fact that the name Michael Craven kept popping up. When it's 2:46 in the morning, you go with what makes sense, and that's a match we've seen before, but always dig. The battle of the Mikes, one last time, wherein MVS gets a chance to stop, uh, talking about things, and start kicking some ass. Win this one for...the Gipper. Would Frost be the Gipper? I've always pictured him as a Gipperly sort.

Rules: Straight-up singles. Rock it like Herbie Hancock.

Word Limit: 4000

Send to: Grand Slam

 

NO-DQ MATCH

Sean Atlas vs. Wildchild

-On Storm, Sean Atlas pulled out a win over Catch-22's leader, Beezel. Quietly and quickly, Atlas has been working his way through the group, now holding wins over Beezel, Johnny Dangerous, and Mike Van Siclen. The Wildchild is all that remains, but if Atlas wants to make it a clean sweep, he's going to have to get brutal. Wildchild comes off an impressive

tag victory over LDP and Frost, and though that means he's already back in the tag title hunt, a win for pride never hurt anybody when CC is keeping a close watch...

Rules: DQ and count-out not in effect. Winner by pinfall or submission in the ring.

Word Limit: 4000

Send to: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Nathaniel Kibagami

-A confronation with Janus is on the horizon for Kibagami, who dispatched Michael Craven on Storm. What better to warm up than with another less-than-gentle giant named Frost? This match is also important for the Master of the Job Train; he regained his spirit for the game on Storm, but still suffered a hard loss in tag action. Can Frost turn that spirit into a win? Will Kibagami reach his "full potential"? We'll see...

Rules: Straight up singles.

Word Limit: 4500

Send to: chirs3

 

HARDCORE GAMER'S CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION MATCH

Dace Night © vs. Longdogger Pete vs. Johnny Dangerous

-Relative rookie Dace Night and mentor Danny Williams almost captured the tag titles on Storm, but you know what they say about almost-theres: you've got to defend your singles title on the next show! Danny'll be fighting to retain his ICTV Title, but first Dace faces off against seasoned hardcore vet LDP and super-slick superspy Johnny Dangerous. Anything goes in this elimination style three-way dance.

Rules: Hardcore rules, elimination style. If you don't get pinned, you win.

Word Limit: 4750

Send to: chirs3

 

SINGLES MATCH

Janus vs. Jay Dawg

-If Janus is going to be ready for 13th Hour, he's gonna need a fight...and Jay Dawg is the man to bring it. Coming off a hard loss to Tom Flesher, JD's got even more rage than usual...and hell, Janus is always angry these days. They'll collide here in a chance to pick up some momentum...but I'm gonna make both of them wrestle, not smack each other with chairs. Balance is zen, my friends.

Rules: Straight up singles match. No exploding tables, please.

Word Limit: 4500

Send to: Edwin MacPhisto

 

OMG MEGAPOWERS EXPLODE SORTA KINDA NOT REALLY~! MATCH

"The Judge" William Hereford vs...Ejiro Fasaki?!?

-To some, it may look like nonsensical, asinine crap. To me and Z, it looked cuter than an 8-year-old and more interesting than TNT's lovelife. No one can stop Justice and Rule, as they picked up another successful title defense last show, continuing their unbeaten tag team streak. The only logical thing to do when no one can stop a tag team? Make 'em fight each other! Do what you will with this one, gentlemen. I'd like to see a legit singles match if you can swing it, but I respect your creativity.

Rules: You. Fight. Other you. Also fight.

Word Limit: 4500

Send to: Edwin MacPhisto

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson

-TNT's back in champion form after out-murderizing Neilsen of the Jungle (who's got the show off to heal, despite King's wishes) in a Hell in the Cell, but he just can't get any rest. Moments after the match, Tod deKindes accosted him yet again, and TNT finally cracked. Tod's ruined many a moment for TNT over the past two months, and maybe, just maybe, they'll be on their way to settling that grudge tonight...

Rules: Standard rules. DQ and count-out are in effect.

Word Limit: 5000

Send to: Grand Slam

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

"Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Beezel

-Atlas gave Beezel a whoopin' on Storm, and it couldn't come at a worse time for El Scorcho, who tonight cashes in his ICTV title shot! In the past two weeks, Danny Williams has come incredibly close to winning the World and Tag titles. Now he's on the defensive, as Catch-22 and The Unholy Trinity collide...

Rules: Standard rules. The ICTV Title is on the line.

Word Limit: 5500

Send to: Suicide King

 

MAIN EVENT

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH OF GRUDGY GRUDGY WUDGINESS

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher © vs. The Boston Strangler

-Since his return, Strangler has been as the top of his game, battling and brawling at the top of the card. On Storm he called out Tom Flesher, and at the end of the show, a reluctant Tom agreed to give the ragin' Superstation a match...that's not for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Considering Strangler's disposition, though, you've got to wonder if he

isn't happy enough just to get his hands on Tom...

Rules: Straight-up singles match. You know the drill.

Word Limit: 6000

Send to: realitycheck

[Guest Thoth]

Haha! I book funny cards too, but my excuse is caffeine excess.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Nifty little card there, Edwin.

 

Not really on King-levels of awesomeness, but you know, it's your first try and all, so good job. Also a little dissapointed that Tod and I didn't get co-ME billing or the second-to-last match on the card or something, but that's one of those "eh, deal" things.

 

On a sidenote, does anyone else see a surprise MOTN in Kibsy/Frosty? I do, so they better not dissapoint.

[Guest Dace59]

So much for easily escaping the past.

[Guest Beezel]

Consider opening promo called, unless someone called it in secret.

[janusd 0]

Intros done, finish planned out, and I'm feeling gassed to start this thing. (Y)

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Also a little dissapointed that Tod and I didn't get co-ME billing or the second-to-last match on the card or something, but that's one of those "eh, deal" things.

::shrug:: I figured it was highly unlikely that this would be your blow-off, and that the finish is logically going to be inconclusive in one way or another, so why hot-shot it to the top? You'll complete a better program in the long run if you work for it more.

 

Hope no one's too bothered by the plethora of regular singles matches and light stips, but we've had a lot of big crazy ones lately, and I had no less than four independent requests for regular non-stip action. It doesn't make for a flashy card, but I think most every match on here has great potential for character development and perhaps for starting to turn storylines towards 13th Hour. Good luck to all.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Hell no, Edwin this is the best damn card I've see in a while. Great job, man! The stips that are there make sense, and don't have the weird gimmick just for the sake of weird gimmick vibe too it.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

I agree with Danny. While I don't like some of the matchups, the light stips and straight bouts are excellent and should be the way the shows are always booked. If you recieved four requests for a straight up match maybe that tells you bookers something that you should take note of.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Oh right...I get to face the guy who is probably already done his match... crap

[janusd 0]

4000 words so far...where will I find an extra 500.

 

*Bwahahaha @ JD*

[Guest Powerplay]

(10:50pm) (Action) * Janus contemplates promo seeing as his match is already done. (Y)

 

Dear God, we've created a MONSTER.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Dude, he's Australian.

 

Australian : Quickly Finishing Matches :: Canadian : Not Finishing Matches

[janusd 0]

(10:50pm) (Action) * Janus contemplates promo seeing as his match is already done. (Y)

 

Dear God, we've created a MONSTER.

Well, I have to skimread my match first...and then it goes in....mUWAHAHAHAHA.

 

Edit: Sent in.

Edited May 25, 2003 by janusd

[Guest Goodear]

(10:50pm) (Action) * Janus contemplates promo seeing as his match is already done. (Y)

 

Dear God, we've created a MONSTER.

Talk while you still can old man, you're going to be eating out of a straw after the show BOYEEEEE! *warms up the elbow*

[Guest Powerplay]

(10:50pm) (Action) * Janus contemplates promo seeing as his match is already done. (Y)

 

Dear God, we've created a MONSTER.

Talk while you still can old man, you're going to be eating out of a straw after the show BOYEEEEE! *warms up the elbow*

And your to talk. Let's get a hoss in here to job your cruiser ass out *Gains 40 pounds and prepares his mighty BIG BOOT*.

[Secret Agent 0]

(10:50pm) (Action) * Janus contemplates promo seeing as his match is already done. (Y)

 

Dear God, we've created a MONSTER.

Talk while you still can old man, you're going to be eating out of a straw after the show BOYEEEEE! *warms up the elbow*

And your to talk. Let's get a hoss in here to job your cruiser ass out *Gains 40 pounds and prepares his mighty BIG BOOT*.

At your age, I'm surprised you could even get that boot high enough up!

 

As a side note, I would be more than thrilled to do a run in on either Judge or Ejiro. Better watch out on messing with Ejiro though, wouldn't want to turn him face.

[Guest Goodear]

(10:50pm) (Action) * Janus contemplates promo seeing as his match is already done. (Y)

 

Dear God, we've created a MONSTER.

Talk while you still can old man, you're going to be eating out of a straw after the show BOYEEEEE! *warms up the elbow*

And your to talk. Let's get a hoss in here to job your cruiser ass out *Gains 40 pounds and prepares his mighty BIG BOOT*.

**Puts on "Giant Killer" T-Shirt**

 

Bring it on J Train! I'll beat your mashed potato looking ass up and down the arena like you beat up the waistline of your pants.

[janusd 0]

(10:50pm) (Action) * Janus contemplates promo seeing as his match is already done. (Y)

 

Dear God, we've created a MONSTER.

Talk while you still can old man, you're going to be eating out of a straw after the show BOYEEEEE! *warms up the elbow*

And your to talk. Let's get a hoss in here to job your cruiser ass out *Gains 40 pounds and prepares his mighty BIG BOOT*.

**Puts on "Giant Killer" T-Shirt**

 

Bring it on J Train! I'll beat your mashed potato looking ass up and down the arena like you beat up the waistline of your pants.

*suspends the Kibagami feud*

 

*while Ejiro is distracted by Judge, pastes him in the back of the head with a big boot*

 

*returns to Kibagami feud*

 

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

w00t, only another 1000 words to go...

 

In my 4000 word match.

 

*realizes no one is looking*

 

*steals the Tag Titles from J&R and gives the other belt to ELK*

 

*goes back to typing*

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Further update just to annoy the hell out of you:

 

3637/4000 words so far

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

w00t, only another 1000 words to go...

 

In my 4000 word match.

 

*realizes no one is looking*

 

*steals the Tag Titles from J&R and gives the other belt to ELK*

 

*goes back to typing*

 

*steals Ash's belts and gives the other one to Misty Rivers*

 

She's just some bitch I fuck, but she likes it that way, suckah.

[Guest Kibagami]

I'm curious to see what happens in the main event.

 

Also, I do not like writing at four in the morning because I'm not going to be here most of tomorrow. Stupid writing.

 

K.

[Guest Powerplay]

w00t, only another 1000 words to go...

 

In my 4000 word match.

 

*realizes no one is looking*

 

*steals the Tag Titles from J&R and gives the other belt to ELK*

 

*goes back to typing*

*Kicks Ash in the gut, tosses him in the corner, hits the Rule of Law on him, gets tag titles back, gives U.S. title to Mr. G.*

[Guest Beezel]

Due to some lack of communication, I regretfully withdraw the opening promo call from tonight. I still need input from other people to make it a reality, perhaps next show.

 

Again, apologies.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Match done.

 

*spears a jobber, claims US title for which I never got a rematch*

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

My girlfriend broke the connection, this is my first access since. Sorry, I noshowed.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

*gets his US Title back after ELK spears Tod, pins him, and gives the title back to Craven*

[Atlas 0]

*Whips out his cock, uses it to slap Craven across the face, steals US title and runs away, holding his new belt in one hand and his cock in the other*

 

 

*shows everyone his cock*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Guest Kibagami]

This is just gay. Not ghey, mind you. Gay.

 

And I am so going to job this match. Long story short, shit happens, so I wrote the best match I could and turned it in. It's not going to win, but it's not terrible, and the Silent Shows Up For Matches streak is alive and well. Onward!

 

K.