The REAL one and only Smackdown Spoiler Thread

[Guest NoCalMike]

Wow, complete shit.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Show's over, and so is my watching of Smackdown. Vince, I hope you die.

A bit harsh....... OK, maybe not.

He doesn't care about the fans, so I'm sure not going to give a shit about his roided up Rogaine drenched ass.

Yeah, valid point, but why wish death? Why not wish bankruptsy on him?

Because with death, he won't be able to pollute the wrestling business,.

Wow, how kind hearted. Damn, the world should be glad you're not a councillor.

 

"Oh man...my wife's cheated on me, and I feel like killing myself"

"Well, maybe you should. I mean you couldn't give her what she wanted...at least with death, you won't pollute the dating system again. I don't know you, but you sicken me."

 

I wouldn't wish death on anyone, I'm not that cold hearted and callous.

 

 

Anyway, back on topic. If I wanted to laugh about a fake lie detector, I'd watch the Simpsons episode it's stolen from. Let's hope these Bashams can work, so they can get involved in the Tag Title scene, because it seems to have suddenly dissappeared. Looks a pretty bad show...

[Guest Nanks]

Tajiri stealz!!! Eddie's teaching him to Lie, Cheat & Steal~!!

[Adam 0]

That was my opinion at the start, death is a little too harsh, even for Vince.

[Guest Raven_Effect01]

Chris Benoit=Jobber to the Stars like Jericho was last year(and a little of this year with Shawn Michaels), ugh.

[Guest sean pyro]

10.Ultimo Dragon video that was almost the same as the

Rey Jr. video they showed before his debut.

 

Erm.. Rey's wasn't anything like the one that was on Raw the other day, I guess they made a new one or Raw is getting another dude instead of Dragon.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Remember when... SD used to be good? It seems like such a long time ago. I missed SD last week and barely noticed it. All this Mr. America bullshit is just too stupid to be worth a comment. It's funny how HHH has been kinda low-profile and easily ignorable, but people still complain. And yet, shit like "Is Mr. America Hulk Hogan?" is considered entertaining.

 

The only things I'll probably pay attention to and tape are Eddy/Tajiri, Rey/Matt, and the FBI. Was there anything else good? Doubtful, since those are the only things that stick out in my mind as being worth watching.

[Guest Space_Cowboy]

The WWE have no idea what to do with anyone other than Vince and Hogan. Benoit's doing nothing, Matt Hardy's doing nothing, Team Angle and Eddie/Chavo or Tajiri have faced each other about 50 million shows in a row and the WWE shows no signs of having them do anything new, Lesnar's still doing shit with Show apparantly, god damn this how has become a stinking pile of crap.

 

I'm sure the Vince-Hogan segment will be retarded, they're continuing to shove this feud all the way down our throats, and it's only going to lead to something shit in the way of a match, though the WWE's clearly not worried about having any of those pesky 'wrestling matches' going on anyway.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

The WWE have no idea what to do with anyone other than Vince and Hogan. Benoit's doing nothing, Matt Hardy's doing nothing, Team Angle and Eddie/Chavo or Tajiri have faced each other about 50 million shows in a row and the WWE shows no signs of having them do anything new, Lesnar's still doing shit with Show apparantly, god damn this how has become a stinking pile of crap.

 

I'm sure the Vince-Hogan segment will be retarded, they're continuing to shove this feud all the way down our throats, and it's only going to lead to something shit in the way of a match, though the WWE's clearly not worried about having any of those pesky 'wrestling matches' going on anyway.

*applauds* We're of the same mind.

 

Matt's choice of feuds are limited, since they've all been done. Hmm... if Christian can say he's the new People's Champ, why not have Matt say he's replaced Edge... or something. *shrug*

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

Is this show for real? 4 matches? What happened to Smackdown? I guess I won't go to Anaheim next week.

[Guest nikowwf]

I'm not going to get my panties in a bunch this week cause i think the Brock vs. FBI feuds and some of the other crap are placeholders so they don't have to start new feuds that would overshadow the Raw PPV. WOW! BROCK VS. BENOIT! THE RETURN OF ANGLE! REY VS. DRAGON! FUCK SPENDING $34.95 ON THE CRAPPY RAW SHOW!

 

something like that...

 

BTW...this is my one thousandth post....

 

(BOOM BOOM BOOM) sound of fireworks

niko

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

Not that it would matter, since I wouldn’t have spent $35 to watch a Raw PPV anyway.

 

What happen to the Brand split generating 2 competitive Brands?

[Guest CheeseBurgersSuck]

I think it looks like a fun show

[Adam 0]

I think it looks like a fun show

Billy, are you on drugs?

[Guest Anglesault]

Suck O'Haire beating Benoit, Big Show beating Lesnar, the FBI in general and an hours worth of Vince? Oh, and comedy gld with that lie detector.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Heres how it breaks down:

 

-I think they are stupid for drawing Tazz into the Sable vs Torrie thing.

 

- Tajiri HEAT! Tajiri was hillarious in the backstage skit. The lowrider truck part is funny as well, as Team Angle is apparently affraid of the truck when they start messing with the shocks. The tag match was the best match on the show, and gets the commercial break in the middle to extend it.

 

-The lie detector segment was funny, but it was obviously fake. I noticed one of the ring workers had a STONE COLD shirt on..

 

- The Ohaire/Benoit match was crap.

 

- Rey Mysterio had a new mask with horns in his interview, and it also had no jaw part to the mask..wierd looking mask...

 

- The Ultimo Dragon clip makes is pretty much like the ones for Rey Mysterio.

 

- The Bashams won when one of em (no clue which) rolled up spanky and the other put his foot on the other's BUTT for leverage. Pretty much a boring match..

 

- Really cool Kurt Angle video (music is "Clocks" by Coldplay)..probably the best music video package I've seen since the the one about WWF history done around the time the nWo was coming in. Kurt Angle will be in Anaheim next week on Smackdown..

 

-The main event isn't horrible, but it's by far pretty. And of course Big Show pins Lesnar.

 

All in all, its a decent show but its nothing special..

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

As mentioned earlier in the thread, and on the main topic list, Danny Basham is actually OVW's Damaja. I don't get why they made him a Basham, but whatever.

 

Vince McMahon comes to the ring for the lie detector test. Vince says he still has that smile on his face. Vince welcomes us to a very special edition of Smackdown. Why is it so special? Because it will be the last show we will see any form of Hulk Hogan in the ring. Vince says once the test is done Mr. America's contract will be null and void. Vince sees Zach Gowen sitting at ringside. Vince says after the test tonight neither Hogan or Zach will have a leg to stand on. Vince introduces Mr. America.

 

Mr. America comes to the ring and he sits at the table in the ring and gets hooked up with all the lie detector equipment. Vince tells Hogan he is not singling him out because he has all his corporate employees go through the same thing. Because if there is one thing Vince can not stand it is a liar.

 

The interogation begins.

 

Are you the man known as Mr. America?

Yes.

 

Are you currently sitting in a wrestling ring in Pensacola, Florida?

Yes.

 

Are you currently employed on Smackdown?

Yes.

 

Are you Hulk Hogan?

*long pause* Can I please have a drink of water?

 

Vince asks the question this time.

 

Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

No. The tester says he is telling the truth.

 

Vince wants the question asked again.

 

Are you Hulk Hogan?

No. The tester says he is telling the truth.

 

Mr. America is asked the same question 4 more times with the same answer. The tester says Mr. America has passed the lie detector test.

 

Vince says Mr. America is lying through his teeth. If Hogan can pass the test then Vince himself can pass it. Vince wants the equipment put on him.

 

The interogation on Vince begins.

 

Are you Vince McMahon?

Yes.

 

Are you the chairman of WWE?

Yes.

 

Hogan wants to ask a question.

 

Are you the biggest asshole on God's green earth?

No. The tester buzzes wrong.

 

Are you a sick, perverted, power hungry freak?

No. The tester buzzes wrong.

 

Vince says he is a respected business man. The tester buzzes wrong. Vince can hardly talk without the tester buzzing wrong. So finally Vince says what he does he does for only himself. The tester buzzes correct.

 

Hogan asks if Vince pleasures himself by looking at pictures of Torrie's Playboy?

No. The tester buzzes wrong.

 

Vince says atleast he doesn't fantasize about Mae Young. The tester buzzes wrong.

 

Vince says he hates Hogan. The tester buzzes correct.

 

Mr. America calls Vince a liar and knocks him on his ass. Hogan leaves.

 

-commercial-

 

Backstage, Vince asks Stephanie if she just saw what happened. Vince says Stephanie was the one responsible for hiring the lie detectors, to make sure the equipment worked properly, and she was the one who hired Mr. America. Stephanie says if Vince doesn't believe her she will take a lie detector test. Vince says next week things are going to change for the better. Vince walks off calling Stephanie a smart ass.

 

Sean O'Haire w/ Roddy Piper beat Chris Benoit. Piper had entered the ring and Benoit put him in the crossface. O'Haire kicked Benoit in the back and rolled him up holding the tights for the pin.

 

Well, that's just fantastic. Looks like the only thing I'll be watching is Tajiri/Guerrero versus Team Angle.

 

And maybe it's because I don't care about Lesnar, but I don't get why people are bitching about the handicap match, other than the fact that it'll just lead to a couple more weeks of Show/Lesnar. Handicap matches are worthless crap anyway, and Lesnar/Undertaker don't look any less weak since it was 3 versus 2.

[Guest Goodear]

I would put a whole lot more stock into spoilers if just last week they didn't paint a horrible show ... which turned out to be actually quite good.

[Guest bravesfan]

Is this show for real? 4 matches? What happened to Smackdown? I guess I won't go to Anaheim next week.

*cough**cough*Anglecomesbacknextweek*cough**cough*