Guest croweater Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Girl: Who's your favourite band Me: Silverchair Girl: They're horrible, all there lyrics suck. What type of song is "Yeah yeah.. I'm a freak" Me: well, who do you like? Girl: At the moment Avril's my favourite. AND NOW: to quote the lyrically gifted Avril: He was a skater boy......... she said "cya later boy". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted June 8, 2003 yeah...rhyming boy with boy....that was GENIUS I hope to one day be as gifted as Ms. Lavigne Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 8, 2003 "Dood, death metal sucks, no one can hear what the guy's saying." "...Name three death metal bands." "ummm...Cannibal Corpse." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Madmartigan21 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 yeah...rhyming boy with boy....that was GENIUS I hope to one day be as gifted as Ms. Lavigne Disclaimer: I do NOT like Avril Lavigne. In all fairness, she's rhyming SKATER with LATER, not boy with boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I like the random Pop Punk fan who'll tell you that Blink and , oh, I don't know, New Found Glory are REAL Punk, yet you'll throw out names like The Sex Pistols and Ramones and they'll look at you like you told them that you killed their puppy. Stupid fucking kids today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I like it when emo kids have no idea what bands started "emo." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted June 8, 2003 people laugh and act like I'm a mad man when I say The Beatles are the greatest boy band ever That's because the Beatles is the greatest stoner rock band ever! The Beatles aren't stoner rock...man. Stoner rock is stuff like Grateful Dead and Phish. If anything The Beatles would be acid rock. Besides The Beatles had two different eras. The first era was boy band and the second era was boy band on drugs. if you put an infinite amount of boy bands in a room with an infinite amount of drugs & an infinite amount of typewriters, you would still never get "a day in the life" or "strawberry fields forever." i'm sorry, but boy bands just aren't built that way. i'd hesitate to even call the beatles any kind of drug rock (acid, stoner or otherwise), cause for every "lucy in the sky with diamonds" or "revolution 9" there's 10 or 20 "julia"s, "oh darling"s and other songs that don't sound influenced by any drugs at all. girl in my high school drama class in 1999: "rivers cuomo died like a year ago!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted June 8, 2003 some guy from Korn: we don't solo because its all been done before ------------- "Nirvana ownz Dream Theatre" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2003 I like the random Pop Punk fan who'll tell you that Blink and , oh, I don't know, New Found Glory are REAL Punk, yet you'll throw out names like The Sex Pistols and Ramones and they'll look at you like you told them that you killed their puppy. Stupid fucking kids today. Yeah, one of my mates is so into punk, yet didn't know who the Ramones are. I also like pre-teens who wear Slipknot hoodies. The fools! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted June 8, 2003 Them: 'That AWK on your shirt doesn't stand for Andrew WK does it?' Me: :sigh: 'yes it does.' Them: 'OMG GOD THA D00D IS THE WORST MUSICIAN EVER SO REPETITIVE AND LOOKS SO STOOPID ONSTAGE!1' Me: 'He wrote an album single-handedly, plays piano and guitar, and is no more or less repetitive than any other contemporary rock artist, however whilst they all sound like eachother he sounds like himself. What music do you like?' Them: 'Deftones.' Makes me laugh everytime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted June 8, 2003 people laugh and act like I'm a mad man when I say The Beatles are the greatest boy band ever That's because the Beatles is the greatest stoner rock band ever! The Beatles aren't stoner rock...man. Stoner rock is stuff like Grateful Dead and Phish. If anything The Beatles would be acid rock. Besides The Beatles had two different eras. The first era was boy band and the second era was boy band on drugs. The 2nd era was stoners who found religion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Harry Hood Report post Posted June 8, 2003 although it's a lyric in a song I have got the obligatory " Which one's Pink?" and although I like the song and group, while elaving a Dave Matthews Band concert: "Man, Dave is a great songwriter to come up with (All Along the) Watchtower)". Nevermind that they dont' know that it was written by Dylan; to not know the Jimi version is inexcusable. "You need to be stoned to like Phish and the Dead"... GRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Me: 'He wrote an album single-handedly, plays piano and guitar, and is no more or less repetitive than any other contemporary rock artist, however whilst they all sound like eachother he sounds like himself. What music do you like?' if by "sounds like himself" you mean "combines forgettable, cheesy 80s cock rock riffs with even more cheesy keyboard filler parts," then yes, i suppose he does only sound like himself. not to say i don't love w.k., cause i do, but there's no originality there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted June 9, 2003 "Nirvana ownz Dream Theatre" Ah, but this is true. *ducks* But I'm biased. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted June 9, 2003 okay...I work with a girl whose boyfriend apparently has 3000 bucks worth of stereo/speakers in his car.... everything i've ever heard come out of that car is PURE BASS DISTORTION .... I can't hear anything besides awful distorted bass... For even 1000 bucks...car speakers should not sound like that. There should be very low levels of distortion even for the very high volume bass... so this is the conversation between me and her: me: your boyfriend's stereo sounds like shit. her: no it doesn't. me: yes it does...its all distorted... her: well he bought that system for 3000 dollars from a guy in Georgia that builds them so I think they are good. me: if i paid 3000 dollars for a piece of dog shit and sat it in my car...would it be good just because I paid 3000 dollars for it? her: ......... me: yeah...all I ever hear from that thing is a very hideous bass... her: well that's what its supposed to do. me: 3000 dollars worth of stereo equipment should pretty much produce crystal clear audio unless he has the volume turned up so high that it can deafen you after 2 minutes... her: ............. me: If i paid that much for speakers and I got that kind of sound i'd kill the guy that sold them to me... her: ...............well my boyfriend says... Then I leave...completely frustrated... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Them saying "Deftones" back is pretty much all that needs to be said when it comes to Andrew. He's funny, but hardly anything original and he's essentially a well oiled gimmick machine. To compare Andrew to them or anyone else who does what they feel and manages to do it originally is laughable. And this is coming from someone who finds Andrew amusing in his own way. I shall always cherish this little soundbyte though "Andrew WK is the shit because he doesn't give a fuck and tells society to go fuck themselves. He is punk." - Some poor sad soul. Last time I checked, the poor guy just wanted to get wasted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I never understood the expensive car stereo that only plays loud bass. Why is it spelled B-A-S-S if it is pronounced BASE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Well ya see, the thing with expensive car stereo equipment is...I...don't...well I don't know really, but damn, it sure is loud isn't it? I always laugh when some old cadi that looks like it's about to fall apart rolls by with it's system bumping. My car may look like shit, I may be on welfare and my kids may all have starved to death but I got some bump in this bitch. Oy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Girl: Who's your favourite band Me: Silverchair Girl: They're horrible, all there lyrics suck. What type of song is "Yeah yeah.. I'm a freak" Me: well, who do you like? Girl: At the moment Avril's my favourite. AND NOW: to quote the lyrically gifted Avril: He was a skater boy......... she said "cya later boy". Given that you cited Silverchair as a favorite band of yours, I don't think you have any right to insult anyone's lyric writing. Daniel Johns is responsible for way more lyrical crimes against humanity than Avril Lavigne. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted June 9, 2003 if you put an infinite amount of boy bands in a room with an infinite amount of drugs & an infinite amount of typewriters, you would still never get "a day in the life" or "strawberry fields forever." i'm sorry, but boy bands just aren't built that way. Interestingly enough, though, putting a thousand untrained monkeys in a room with no drugs and one typewriter can producer a better album and accompanying film than Magical Mystery Tour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted June 9, 2003 By any normal standards, Magical Mystery Tour isn't that bad an album. I mean, it sucks, but to imply that primates could do better...well, that's just unfair. "Baby You're A Rich Man" is good stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest godthedog Report post Posted June 9, 2003 the "strawberry fields forever"/"penny lane" double shot prevents MMT from being approachable by those little shit-flinging boogers. however, if you give 4 monkeys a video camera, you WILL get a more interesting movie than MMT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted June 9, 2003 I never understood the expensive car stereo that only plays loud bass. Well just like with everything...there's good and bad. Many guys have nice stereo systems that sound good and deliver the bass. These guys use good components, tune the system, have sound dampening with very little rattle and they do nice and clean looking installs. However, there's also the idiots that throw big subwoofers and their box in the trunk on top of the trash left in the floor connect it to cheap ass Walmart amps and turn up the volume all the way and turn on the bass boost the turn the treble down and think "fuck yeah man that's loud and it makes my car vibrate that's a bad ass system". Sadly, these idiots are most common and are easily pointed out. Just look for the piece of shit cars that are rattling like they're about to fall apart and with lights that are dimming each time the bass hits. Don't blackball a whole industry because of the idiots that are a part of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spiny norman Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Hey, I like Magical Mystery Tour movie and album! I had someone say to me "How can you like Prince? He's just a Michael Jackson wannabe!" Later in our conversation they were talking about their love for Justin Timberlake. But the stupidest thing I've ever heard anyone say was probably "The Beatles aren't that groundbreaking. I mean, they didn't do anything for rap or R & B or Hip-Hop now, did they?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted June 9, 2003 But the stupidest thing I've ever heard anyone say was probably "The Beatles aren't that groundbreaking. I mean, they didn't do anything for rap or R & B or Hip-Hop now, did they?" Well, technically that person is right. However, it's still a stupid argument that means nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Girl: Who's your favourite band Me: Silverchair Girl: They're horrible, all there lyrics suck. What type of song is "Yeah yeah.. I'm a freak" Me: well, who do you like? Girl: At the moment Avril's my favourite. AND NOW: to quote the lyrically gifted Avril: He was a skater boy......... she said "cya later boy". Given that you cited Silverchair as a favorite band of yours, I don't think you have any right to insult anyone's lyric writing. Daniel Johns is responsible for way more lyrical crimes against humanity than Avril Lavigne. I would really like you to name a few. I can think of some horrible silverchair lyrics yes, but the good far outways the bad and if you are saying that Daniel Johns writing ability is worse than Avril's..... then you do have a bizzare taste in music. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 This is a conversation I seemingly have daily with one of my friends. Avril Lavinge comes on the radio - He tries to feign ignorance of my clear disgust, but eventually gives in... Him: What? Me: Turn that crap off Him: It's not crap Me: Yes, it is - it's three chord, commercial, over-blown, pap. Him: Fuck off, it's not. Me: It is Him: Avril is punky brilliance Me: You don't know what punk is Him: Yea, I fucking do Me: Punk is the Sex Pistols and The Clash Him: Who? Me: Exactly. This is just pop marketed as punk so that sexually insecure people like yourself can enjoy it without being labelled gay. Him: Me gay? You like the Beach Boys or whatever they're called. Me: So? Him: They are gay. How come I have never heard of them if they are so good? Me: Because you like to block your ears with crap each day thus eliminated the flow of any good music into your pores. Him: Old means crap. Me: Most modern day music is crap anyway. Him: You don't like Modern Day Music because you are scared of the noise? Me: What? Him: You are scared of the swearing. Me: And swearing appeals to you in music? That's pathetic Eminem now is brought up in the discussion Me: A fucking arsehole - cat sat on the mat - anyone can do that. Him: You're scared. Me: Answer me this. How many people will listened to Sum 41 and Blink 182 in 40 years time ... I'll tell you: no-one Him: I will Me: Hopefully you will have come to your senses and realise that you were damaging yourself listening to such pish when you were younger. Him: They are geniuses - your music is crap Me: Geniuses? Brian Wilson is a genius Him: Who? Is this another one of your gay boys. I look down at his tie, which is pulled down a la Avril Lavinge. I shake my head with a mixture of disgust and pity and look out the window. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted June 9, 2003 if you are saying that Daniel Johns writing ability is worse than Avril's They're tied for the worst ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Beast, it sounds like you need to get at least one new friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted June 9, 2003 Well most of my friends have semi-decent musical tastes. I'm 17, so not all people our age are completely ignorant dumb asses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
