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Guest The Czech Republic
Posted

Who's got da mad skillz?

 

 

Treble Charged:

Yo his name's Tim Moysey

he ain't no hick from Boise

Cuz he just don't know the spuds

and his posts are never duds WHAT?

Vancouver out to Halifax

lovin' TC he's the chief

and you know he lives and dies

for those Toronto Maple Leafs

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Posted

Yo his name's Bob Barron

and that really sucks

he likes William Regal

and all those boring schmucks

If he had a life he wouldn't have 10822 posts

Stocks himself up on those sunday roasts

 

WORD~

Posted

The name's Czech Republic

I can't get that to rhyme

He's at his computer a day at a time

The Republic, yea, that's in the east

And you know what that means

If you know what I mean

They like screwing their teens...

 

That wasn't as good.

Guest HBK16
Posted
Yo his name's Bob Barron

and that really sucks

he likes William Regal

and all those boring schmucks

If he had a life he wouldn't have 10822 posts

Stocks himself up on those sunday roasts

 

WORD~

BRILLIANT!

Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
Posted (edited)

Lower your heads in shame....all of you.

Edited by Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Bob Barron:

 

All childhood photos are locked away

Now only known for taping TNA

Such a mark for Regal

Sent him a get well card

And hopes for his return

That he's pushed hard

But above all else

He keeps a goal in sight

In his dreams he screams

Live From New York It's SATURDAY NIGHT~!

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Sorry there Beast

Didn't mean to get them panties in a knot

But remember i'm Amazing

And that name didn't come from no robot

 

 

 

just fucking around... i suck at freestylin...

Guest Ghettoman
Posted

You're all gay...

because I say....

so.

 

*five knuckle shuffles*

Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye
Posted

Murmuring Beast can't rap for shit

Hope he ain't hoping for a number 1 hit

All night long he waits for Badd Blood

but the show is gonna bomb like Saddam with his scuds

 

Rando and Beast both rappin their song

both those mothafuckas thinking they strong

now I'm gonna step in and this wont last long

Because like Chuck Berris

I'll BE BANGING YOUR GONG!

 

By the way next time you see her

Ask your mom how she felt

When I showed up at her door

Wearing nothing but my bullet belt

 

 

No hards guys...

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted

Damn Beast...

You're just a Brian Wilson mark

So instead of speaking, watch this spark

You can rhyme all day and all night

Too bad you seem to have lost your bite

That's okay though cuz ya try hard

However to me, you're just a balla' lard

Don't fret my man it's just a game

Tho my rhymes often ilicite shame

 

Not *THAT* bad for a 1st attempt

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted

Look at you red hot

Thinking you are what you are not

Bleeding black metal you say

Come on fool stop being so...nay

That thing won't fly here

But don't have a fear

 

Waiting for your comeback

Better make it ill not wack

And don't think you can upstage the master

Cuz I'm packing more then just a blaster

 

Your girl said she loves me tender

I'm better then a blender

I've got rhymes up the wazoo

Now can you handle or you gonna cry too?

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted

Hey Beast you be stealing from Cena

Come on man don't be such a weiner

At least I don't need to pay cash

For girls or that medicinal hash

Unlike you Mr. money bags

Searching the streets for those old hags

 

Hey Mr. Irresistable come on be a man

Stop playing and get a real plan

Don't try and make a come back

Because I'll leave you laying on the floor like a sack

 

Don't worry it's all in fun

Cept for the thing I got called a gun

Journeyman that you are picking the fights

Keep on looking pal cause I'm out of your sights

Guest Ghettoman
Posted

Emphatically at it like an addict just drop that habit, keep in mind it's dicks for chix you silly rabbit.

 

*does backflip into shirt-less pose*

Posted

*ahem*

 

Ok, I haven't replied in this thread till this point

But I gotta reputation. Don't want to disappoint

'Cos I don't think I can hang with all of this profiling

I'm a skinny white Brit: I'm no god at freestyling

But people piss me off, so I try to start rhyming

But I ain't got the flow, and I ain't got the timing

So if I can't rap to right all of my wrongs

I'll expree my expressions in emoticons

 

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

 

Peace out.

Guest TheGame2705
Posted

They aren't rapping, they're rhyming words typed out on a monitor. Either way, you can tell when it's rap and not just rhyming lines. It's this thing called flow.

Guest treble charged
Posted
Treble Charged:

Yo his name's Tim Moysey

he ain't no hick from Boise

Cuz he just don't know the spuds

and his posts are never duds WHAT?

Vancouver out to Halifax

lovin' TC he's the chief

and you know he lives and dies

for those Toronto Maple Leafs

Uh, werd?

Guest AM The Kid
Posted

Shut yo mouth game

Our raps suck? You insane

Bring on your shit

Just like Benoit, make ya submit

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