Guest Bruiser Chong Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 They aren't rapping, they're rhyming words typed out on a monitor. Either way, you can tell when it's rap and not just rhyming lines. It's this thing called flow. It's a rare thing when Game and I see eye-to-eye on something, but he's right. Just because it rhymes doesn't mean it's rap or a freestyle. Try actually saying these "raps" and you'll see they've got absolutely no flow.
Guest Austin3164life Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 How can I miss a freestyle thread? Yo, pump dat beat up, son... Dat foo' Dames causin' stryfe He playin' his own life He ain't got no dick, yo It's makin' 'im go loco Tryin' to ban a buncha punks Stinkin' up my crib like skunks Talkin' about HHHate Hey I can relate But only to a certain point It gets on my nerves And tightens up my joints Which is why I write To expose all da hype That is "The Smart Marks" Word Life~! I don't know from which part of my ass I pulled that out of, but whatever.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 How can I miss a freestyle thread? Yo, pump dat beat up, son... Dat foo' Dames causin' stryfe He playin' his own life He ain't got no dick, yo It's makin' 'im go loco Tryin' to ban a buncha punks Stinkin' up my crib like skunks Talkin' about HHHate Hey I can relate But only to a certain point It gets on my nerves And tightens up my joints Which is why I write To expose all da hype That is "The Smart Marks" Word Life~! I don't know from which part of my ass I pulled that out of, but whatever. Definitely sounds like you pulled it out of your ass.
Guest ant_7000 Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 Yo, ya'll are weak/ ya'll lack skill and technique/ I can beat ya'll rappin half assed/ like one BUTT cheek
Guest The Czech Republic Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 Yo Flyboy wassup from the 2-1-2 You be lovin' those Saints but they got no clue You be jockin' on the board bet you're lovin' the rap, yo cuz we know you got a thang for Fiona Apple Cool like Trebek and the other hosts It's a god damn shame they deleted your posts Now you're back to a jobba that's no cool thang 'cuz just just like Chung's girl now you suck---
Guest justsoyouknow Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 I know this kid named bob, he's a fucking disgrace/ He'll start with the beef and get up all in ya face/ Mac-Man apologist, hard to the core/ Post by fucking post he becomes a whore/ Don't mean to talk shit, Cuz he's a nice kid, But this board would be better, If of him we'd be rid, I love that show on TV, Bobby in the Middle, Doesn't look the same in real life, His appearance changed a little, He's got these fucking glasses and thinks he's chic, But when it boils down, he's really a geek. Jacks off to Regal, jizz is warm But then he gets pissed and hates Lance Storm Says he shouldn't be employed and he shouldn't have a job But I guess hypocrisy is fun When you're named Bob.
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 You bitches be rhymin but y'all ain't got no tymin I see your face bitch you aint got grace Now who in the world brought you over here what in the fuck was it your idea? I gots to laugh until y'all disappear Rhymin lines noone wanna hear I put my foot back into your face eyes closed like I sprayed you wit mace now sit down and bite the curb bitch you ate up my rhyme from this man on a mission and I made this decision to see that y'all just owned by the master MC wickedety D J MOTHA FUCKAAAAAA West Coast!
Guest justsoyouknow Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 Now listen up, punk, I got somethin to say, You wanna act tough, but this just ain't yo day, Cuz everytime you step you straight up choke You come in my house and ya knees get broke You wanna act hard and talk about mace? You wanna come to me and get fucking erased? Here's the bottom line, you just straight up suck You wanna act big, but no one gives a fuck Life's so hard and I'm fucked in the head, But at the end of the day, I'm still rocking like Fred Flinstone - and I mean BED rockin, You're over there straight up cock blockin Bitches come with me and ya left in tears You can't beat me cuz I know your fears Step one more time and you're gonna get tipped Where'd you buy your muscles? I think you got jipped Think before you let the words roll of ya tongue I'm shredding up this shit like my name's Angus Young I may not be established, I may not be a king, But at the end of the day, I still got the bling Vitamin X? The fuck does that mean? Actin hard, shit ain't what it seems. Cuz I heard that when people get up all in ya face You don't throw a punch, you just pull out ya mace Look at that punk over there, think he's fly Look at that punk over there, think he's high Look at that punk in his courduroy suit, With his cool shoes and his fly hat to boot, Only gets with bitches that are fat, But unlike him, I ain't about that, What the fuck's going on? I don't understand What the fuck's going on? I thought you was a man? You're going down just like the setting sun, But I got work in the morning, So this rhyme is done.
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 Who the fuck is this bitch Comin up to me with a fuckin itch He must be thinkin he's finah Really all he's got is sand in his vagina Try to talk at me like I'm not better than him Who the fuck you think you are, Slim? Talkin bout me cockblockin but that's impossible when he's too busy cocksucking Just so YOU know you fucking suck absolutely worthless ya ole miss go ahead and make me some ice tea, BITCH I can throw a better punch than you lay down your lame rhymes better yet let's make it 2 rounds so I can have myself some good TIIIMES but you'd go down with a K.O. unless I pass out from your nastyass B.O. Youse a stupid bitchboy get out of my face Telling me I'M going down? but that's not the case You got work in the morning aww poor baby now we all know you ain't got it cuz and that's not a maybe What the fuck's going on? What the fuck's going on? Just so you know bitch, I'm going on and you're going out
Guest ElectricRaccoon Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 (edited) EDIT: In retrospect, this was weak and not about other posters at all. Better to look like kind of a spaz this way than a complete one with my attempt at rhyming. Nothing to see here. Edited June 16, 2003 by ElectricRaccoon
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 Hey, Electric Racoon knows his rhymes are too weak You can't hang with this freak, I'm too fucking unique I declare myself the rhyme king of TSM More flow in my soul than Republic and Austin You gimps can't hang with, I got gifts straight from God Gonna rhyme my way up to becoming a mod And if 2705 tells me I rhyme lame He needs to bring to the table and prove he's 'The Game' And I'm spent.
Guest AM The Kid Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 Fuck ya'll cant mess with A.M. Gonna tear ya a new one again and again All down with the 1 to tha 8 Schools over, ya'll stayin up late Aint got no love for the Kid Gonna out rap ya?Heaven forbid
Guest cynicalprofit Posted June 16, 2003 Report Posted June 16, 2003 thank god cena already has the white boy rapping wrestler gimmick on lockdown.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 thank god cena already has the white boy rapping wrestler gimmick on lockdown. It's called "Smackdown", not lockdown. Damn newbies
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 17, 2003 Report Posted June 17, 2003 Fuck ya'll cant mess with A.M. Gonna tear ya a new one again and again All down with the 1 to tha 8 Schools over, ya'll stayin up late Aint got no love for the Kid Gonna out rap ya?Heaven forbid Fuck ya I'll mess with AM the Kid Talking shit, pottymouth, close ya lid All down with the 1 to tha lame everyone at TSM knows yo rhymes are tame We ain't got no love for the kid cuz heavin forbid We all know you're weak as fuck you wanted to step up and front shit boy you're way out of luck
Guest Youth N Asia Posted June 18, 2003 Report Posted June 18, 2003 All my time living in da hood and I never learned to rap. ~SIGH
Guest subliminal_animal Posted June 18, 2003 Report Posted June 18, 2003 All my time living in da hood and I never learned to rap. ~SIGH Don't feel bad. I skimmed most of the other posts and no one else does, either.
Guest Choken One Posted June 18, 2003 Report Posted June 18, 2003 Fuck all this Shit...I am the raping Jesus Christ here...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 18, 2003 Report Posted June 18, 2003 Fuck all this Shit...I am the raping Jesus Christ here... You don't wanna be raping Jesus Christ mate. Thats sacri-licious!
Guest Choken One Posted June 18, 2003 Report Posted June 18, 2003 That's because I am Hardcore haven't I told ya bitches that before?
Guest WhenDanSaysJump Posted June 18, 2003 Report Posted June 18, 2003 Like my man Chave, I represent the UK Coming with the opinion that this thread is kinda GHEY Posting in this thread, are we all insane, us? When most of you could probably flow better through your anus? Step to real rappers and you'd get swatted to one side It's like comparing Steiner's arms to stumps from Thalidomide There's no comparison, you all suck like Mr Garrison So I bust verbal Indiana Jones whipcracks like Harrison Ford, as I bust your gourd And go Beserker on your ass like I was John Nord If you and I battle, then your hopes and dreams I quash I'll be Diesel, you'll be Backlund, in a nine-second squash...
Adam Posted June 20, 2003 Report Posted June 20, 2003 I'm liking this, I don't care if its rap or rhyme, its still pretty funny.
Guest BobBacklundRules Posted June 21, 2003 Report Posted June 21, 2003 I rap, I rhyme gime some fuckin mic time i don't post tsm often but now im slammin yall in a coffin tsm's largest coffin match i win it like your girls snatch she's kissing and caressin while im teachin these fools a lesson john cena can't touch this word life is like rat piss crown me your new rap king i got it locked like a cross face chickenwing
Guest subliminal_animal Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Thanks for that, fucking newbie. You show him, you hard-bitten veteran of three months.
Adam Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Hell yeah, I'm as much as a veteran as Randy Orton, I realise that, but at least I have something productive to say (most of the time).
Guest AM The Kid Posted June 22, 2003 Report Posted June 22, 2003 Yeah right, your posts are shit....and not that good rapping "shit" just shit-shit.
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