Evolution News

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Batista could be out, replaced by someone new…

 

With the serious, recurring triceps injury to Dave Batista, there is room in the Evolution stable for another wrestler.

 

The latest report is that Mark Jindrack will fill the enforcer role in the faction, backing up HHH, Ric Flair and Randy Orton.

 

credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Well, at least he's better than Batista...

[Guest The Mighty Damaramu]

A can of shit is better than Batista.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Jindrak = Can of shit

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Damnit. They need to ditch Helms' gimmick and use him instead. Since he keeps running into Evolution, and the crowd keeps popping for what is (and let's face it, forever will be) an opener gimmick, turning him into a serious heel would actually work.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Yeah..........Hurricane as an enforcer.........that'll work, why not just put Spike Dudley there instead. I think Hurricane is done as soon as they get rid of the gimmick, so keep it on him forever

[Guest notJames]

If you think the crickets were out for Orton, just wait and see how much more silence will greet the ex-Power Plant no-name green machine.

 

On the bright side… at least he's young.

[Guest Vyce]

Well, Jindrak IS better than Batista.

 

But I guess it's his turn to be overshadowed by the monumntal sphere that is HHH's ego.

 

Oh well, at least he's an ex-WCW guy (thus automatically earning him a modest amount of my affection) getting more air-time than a home-grown WWE hoss.

[Crimson Platypus 0]

I seem to remember Jindrak as being the better of the Jindrak/O'Haire tag team. Am I incorrect? Also, was he hurt or in training or what?

[Guest Downhome]

I seem to remember Jindrak as being the better of the Jindrak/O'Haire tag team. Am I incorrect? Also, was he hurt or in training or what?

I think they've been teaching him the "WWE style".

[Crimson Platypus 0]

I seem to remember Jindrak as being the better of the Jindrak/O'Haire tag team.  Am I incorrect?  Also, was he hurt or in training or what?

I think they've been teaching him the "WWE style".

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Guest THE MIGHTY THOR]

Jindrak who?

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Yes, he's had a few different injuries since disappearing.

 

And it's nearly guaranteed he'll be castrated like most others anyway (bye bye springboard dropkick). It's likely that you won't even be able to tell the difference between Batista and Jindrak.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Yeah..........Hurricane as an enforcer.........that'll work, why not just put Spike Dudley there instead.

Actually, I was thinking of Hurricane more as the Dean Malenko role.

[LooseCannon25 0]

I seem to remember Jindrak and O'Haire both sucking balls when they were a team. Maybe Batista can take this time to improve in the ring....he already has an awesome look and the intensity, all he needs to do is expand the moveset.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Jindrak was hurt in training, I believe twice since he first went to OVW. Ankle and shoulder injuries, if I'm not mistaken.

 

I look forward to seeing him, but you know he'll be WWE-ized, which means anything that made him stand out during his WCW tenure has gone to waste. He's too bland personality wise to be turned into a hoss.

[Guest Anglesault]

This is better?

[Guest Choken One]

Just put Test in evolution.

 

 

Yes. Test. Do it.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Oy vey. I saw Jindrak on Heat a couple times, and I found him to actually be WORSE than Batista now.

[Guest Retro Rob]

I liked Jindrak when he teamed with O'Haire. I never really saw much of his WWE work.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Evolution should put ads in local newspapers.

[Guest Anglesault]

Just put Test in evolution.

 

 

Yes. Test. Do it.

If they do that, I'm starting a "Save Ric Flair from the Suck" campaigne.

[Guest Trivia247]

its a shame that Batista is so crappy he did have a awesome look, but he tears a tricep holding his wife's hand for god sakes and he can't do more than clothesline, spinebuster and Ligerbomb...

 

jesus christ...

 

however Jindrak always seem so...whitebread

[Guest Choken One]

It would be great If Test were hitting on some chick backstage and HHH is stroking his vanity belt and Randy gazes into Hunter's eyes...

 

and Flair walks up to them whistling...

 

and went

 

"This? This is what I busted my ass for 30 years for? THIS! GOD DAMN IT!"

 

blindsides Orton and breaks his ankle...

 

Takes HHH's vanity belt and spits on it...

 

and WHOO! Gives Test's Girl a ALL NIGHT RIDE ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN!

 

WHOO!

 

Or Flair can just stand quietly and smile. either way.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

That Flair "don't get off her till she screams" promo was scary, but I hear it hasn't left Scott Keith's video player ...

[Guest Goodear]

Splash Mountain?

[LooseCannon25 0]

It would be great If Test were hitting on some chick backstage and HHH is stroking his vanity belt and Randy gazes into Hunter's eyes...

 

and Flair walks up to them whistling...

 

and went

 

"This? This is what I busted my ass for 30 years for? THIS! GOD DAMN IT!"

 

blindsides Orton and breaks his ankle...

 

Takes HHH's vanity belt and spits on it...

 

and WHOO! Gives Test's Girl a ALL NIGHT RIDE ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN!

 

WHOO!

 

Or Flair can just stand quietly and smile. either way.

lol...that would be great..........what would also be great is if they're all standing in the back and Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard and Barry Windham jump HHH, Orton, and Batista in the back as Flair says "evolution just got passed by, whooooooooo"

[Guest Choken One]

Splash Mountain?

*SLAPS HEAD*

 

SPACE mountain...

 

 

Dumb Me...

[Guest Choken One]

It would be great If Test were hitting on some chick backstage and HHH is stroking his vanity belt and Randy gazes into Hunter's eyes...

 

and Flair walks up to them whistling...

 

and went

 

"This? This is what I busted my ass for 30 years for? THIS! GOD DAMN IT!"

 

blindsides Orton and breaks his ankle...

 

Takes HHH's vanity belt and spits on it...

 

and WHOO! Gives Test's Girl a ALL NIGHT RIDE ON SPLASH MOUNTAIN!

 

WHOO!

 

Or Flair can just stand quietly and smile. either way.

lol...that would be great..........what would also be great is if they're all standing in the back and Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard and Barry Windham jump HHH, Orton, and Batista in the back as Flair says "evolution just got passed by, whooooooooo"

Hell...The Paul Roma Horsemen would be good enough for me...