Rob Van Dam Set To Open His Own Store

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I wonder if this place would give me change for a quarter.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Hopefully, the store does well, then RVD can cash out of wrestling.

[Guest Nunzio Cardozo]

Someone please tell Canadian Chick to remove the anal beads from her ass and shut the fuck up. This is the Smart Marks, not Bitches On Their Period. Bitch, you are the one who needs to fucking smoke. And if I want to talk about Rob Van Fucking Dam lighting up a huge-ass bowl, I will, because this is America, and this is what we stand for. So take your bitch attitude and go back to your bitch country. Bitch.

[Guest NoSelfWorth]

Someone please tell Canadian Chick to remove the anal beads from her ass.

Ok, but you have to remove the bug from yours

[Guest WukenBloodstar]

The RVD hash jokes are really getting stupid.

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

Nunzio Cardozo Posted on Jun 24 2003, 02:14 PM

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Someone please tell Canadian Chick to remove the anal beads from her ass and shut the fuck up. This is the Smart Marks, not Bitches On Their Period. Bitch, you are the one who needs to fucking smoke. And if I want to talk about Rob Van Fucking Dam lighting up a huge-ass bowl, I will, because this is America, and this is what we stand for. So take your bitch attitude and go back to your bitch country. Bitch. 

 

 

Ban worthy posting?

 

 

RVD is definitely smart doing this(I won't bother making smoke shop jokes cuz they been done). Who knows if he'll get dropped wrong and end up retired. Something to fall back on.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

When did Nunzio change his gimmick?

 

Also, RVD selling sweaty old outfits? If only Jeff thought of that, the fat-teens could have let him retire by now.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Someone please tell Canadian Chick to remove the anal beads from her ass and shut the fuck up. This is the Smart Marks, not Bitches On Their Period. Bitch, you are the one who needs to fucking smoke. And if I want to talk about Rob Van Fucking Dam lighting up a huge-ass bowl, I will, because this is America, and this is what we stand for. So take your bitch attitude and go back to your bitch country. Bitch.

Temper, temper. If you stopped whining like a 5 year old kid who hasn't gotten their afternoon nap and actually read my posts, you would see that I was just joking around. I was making pot jokes too. I wasn't reprehending anyone.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

He needs to buddy up to comic fan Gewirtz. Maybe get himself a push.

 

I don't want to think what he'll have bags of hidden between the pages of the comics though. *cough*

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

And if I want to talk about Rob Van Fucking Dam lighting up a huge-ass bowl, I will, because this is America, and this is what we stand for.

Last I checked, America will actually ARREST you for "lighting up a huge-ass bowl."

 

 

[pun]So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.[/pun]

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

maybe nunzio is secretly brian gewertz......just a thaught

[Guest JMA]

I hope RVD makes sure to get all the roaches out of the building.

[Guest Dangerous A]

RVD may also sell nutritional supplements like he does on his website to generate some GREEN.

[Guest Quik]

 

Someone please tell Canadian Chick to remove the anal beads from her ass and shut the fuck up.

 

I thought anal beads were for pleasure?

 

And if I want to talk about Rob Van Fucking Dam lighting up a huge-ass bowl, I will, because this is America, and this is what we stand for.

 

I think he meant we stand for freedom of speech, not smoking pot. We should stand for toking, though. Gotta love the Ganj...

 

So take your bitch attitude and go back to your bitch country.  Bitch.

 

So bitch, don't you bitch the bitch you bitching bitch. Bitch you, you bitching bitch-sucker. Bitch bitchity bitch, bitch bitch Barbara Streisand.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

This was a classic-worthy thread until Nunzio came in. If My Eyebrow Is On Fire can get banned for calling Zack Malibu a cunt, Nunzio should get banned for that.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I always pegged RVD as more of a Spider Man fan--the way they both leap around and love Mary Jane.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Nunzio Cardozo Posted on Jun 24 2003, 02:14 PM

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Someone please tell Canadian Chick to remove the anal beads from her ass and shut the fuck up. This is the Smart Marks, not Bitches On Their Period. Bitch, you are the one who needs to fucking smoke. And if I want to talk about Rob Van Fucking Dam lighting up a huge-ass bowl, I will, because this is America, and this is what we stand for. So take your bitch attitude and go back to your bitch country. Bitch. 

 

 

Ban worthy posting?

 

 

I'd second that

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

I always pegged RVD as more of a Spider Man fan--the way they both leap around and love Mary Jane.

gold. jerry. gold.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This was a classic-worthy thread until Nunzio came in. If My Eyebrow Is On Fire can get banned for calling Zack Malibu a cunt, Nunzio should get banned for that.

And this one is ACTUALLY a girl too....

 

a good lookin one at that. BAN PLZ~!

[Guest Polish_Rifle]

Where's teh banhammer?

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I also put up a BAN PLZ~! for Nunzio, in what I believe may be the first time ever. Nunzio hit his prime, anything else after this he'd decline.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

I dunno about RVD, man. This effort may be just more wasted dollars. Who knows? Maybe the store will be made from a greenhouse!

 

 

 

...yes, you can punch me in the head now...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I don't know, I think that he'd be more inclined to open up an "ice cream" truck business. That would be dope.

[Guest Trivia247]

heh when he starts selling old 1st & 2nd Edition AD&D Stuff i'll start looking to get some plane tickets.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

No doubt juggling wrestling and comics will prove to be a 'chronic' headache for Van Dam.

 

This thread is limitless!

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

I bet Hurricane is green with envy

[Guest Trivia247]

I bet Hurricane is green with envy

Im sure the Hurricane could get a job as a Stockboy for RVD.

 

No sweat Dude....

 

Bag those Mags..

 

BAG THEM!!

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

RVD will be doing a lot of bagging at his shop.

[Guest notJames]

I'm sure that if any WW_ guys want a job at this new store, RVD will give them a good reefer-al.

 

[Guest Mr Monday Night]

Ban Nunzio PLZ!