QUICK!!! Give Paul and Steph wedding gifts!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

It's probaly because they ARE. The pictures are there just to decieve us.

 

Dude, if they are, I'd hate to see what a Williams-Sonoma Professional Nonstick Loaf Pan, 1 1/2 lb. is...

[Guest MixxMaster]

Man, I'm gone just for a lil' while, and TWO FREAKIN' pages??? You guys rock! it's a shame it's only cooking stuff, though... Hey, maybe this is a way to bring back the hardcore division!

 

Also, does anyone wonder who would actually do the cooking, or using this stuff(With HHH and Steph, there's no guarantee to their actual use)

[Guest Human Fly]

Also, does anyone wonder who would actually do the cooking

Anyone who is trying to get a push. Maybe Test, there has to be some reason why he get's chance after chance.

[Guest MixxMaster]

I bet Test makes a nice strudel with extra icing, for his buddy HHH...

[Ultra Violence 0]

Maybe we can club together and send them some nice anthrax. They'll think its cocaine, hopefully Vince will try it aswell

[Guest acnx]

Imagine Paul and Steph's eyes lighting up as they open up their very own Henckels Professional Series Boning Knife, from all of us here at TSM.

[Adam 0]

We should at least send them a card, Dear Triple H, we hope your honeymoon is long, and well, really fucking long. Don;t hurry back, RAW is a better place without you, TSM.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Imagine Paul and Steph's eyes lighting up as they open up their very own Henckels Professional Series Boning Knife, from all of us here at TSM.

 

And the card attached would say "Think of us when you're boning - TSM"

[Adam 0]

Imagine Paul and Steph's eyes lighting up as they open up their very own Henckels Professional Series Boning Knife, from all of us here at TSM.

 

And the card attached would say "Think of us when you're boning - TSM"

Don't put that picture into my head dude.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

We should send 'em a singing telegram...

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Holy shit, what the fuck is up with Nash's legs? Was his dad fucking Foghorn Leghorn?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

So far they have the Knife set and 16 margaritta glasses...

 

thats probably all they'll need

 

I still think it would be hillarious if we all pitched in and got something..

[Guest Nevermortal]

I'm thinking that this is a big fake.

[Guest HartFan86]

Also, does anyone wonder who would actually do the cooking, or using this stuff(With HHH and Steph, there's no guarantee to their actual use)

I doubt it. They would get thousands of thousands of dollars worth of this shit from people and never use them while people around the world are dying because they have no money.

 

But that's not their fault...God wouldn't do that.

Edited June 28, 2003 by HartFan86

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Someone ought to hack that list and put Shark Boy on there

 

"Oh look Paul, Mick Foley got us something"

 

"What is it, pumpkin?"

 

"Er...."

 

*Steph walks it with Shark Boy sitting on a tray, with a red ribbon tied around his neck*

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Someone ought to hack that list and put Shark Boy on there

 

"Oh look Paul, Mick Foley got us something"

 

"What is it, pumpkin?"

 

"Er...."

 

*Steph walks it with Shark Boy sitting on a tray, with a red ribbon tied around his neck*

For some reason this made me laughs my head off. Maybe it's because I could see Shark Boy doing this.

[Guest HartFan86]

Steph: Hunny, Sharkboy needs to go to the bathroom! Go walk him outside!

 

Paul (who is laying on the couch): Ugh.

 

*puts Shark Boy on a leash, and takes him outside and walks him down the street*

 

Nelson Muntz: HA HA!

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

fuckin jesus, how much does she eat?

 

ps - the Sharkboy gift would be the greatest debut in television history. I want to see HHH playing ring toss with him in the shark tank while Steph giggles and takes pictures. Make it happen McMahon!

[Guest buffybeast]

Is this legit? I recall reading that someone set up a fake registry for the Bachelorette and her fiance at Tiffany's. I wonder if someone did the same thing here.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Does it matter?

 

Besides, what's wrong with the visualization of Steph and HHH boning? Boning is a very common thing in the McMahon household. Infact, I heard Shane and Steph were boning in their younger days and Vince was watching, just licking his lips wanting to get in there and start boning himself- but he couldn't cause Linda told him not to.

 

RRR: Very Bad Man.

[Guest AndrewTS]

This has to be a joke...

 

"OXO Salad Spinner"

 

Oh great, they're going to be tossing salads, too.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Andrew, you are so immature.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Andrew, you are so immature.

I have no idea what you're talking about, Mr. Boning Knife.

 

I'd think they'd prefer a Salad Shooter over that spinner, but apparently they're cheap when it comes to kitchen utensils.

[Guest acnx]

Besides, what's wrong with the visualization of Steph and HHH boning?  Boning is a very common thing in the McMahon household.  Infact, I heard Shane and Steph were boning in their younger days and Vince was watching, just licking his lips wanting to get in there and start boning himself- but he couldn't cause Linda told him not to.

 

RRR: Very Bad Man.

You are a sick, sick man!

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

What? I'm just talkin bout boning.

 

 

The Füri pro boning knife is a revolutionary advance for professionals who do a lot of boning work:

 

1. The handle is the least slippery toward the blade (the Patented Füri shape ensures this);

2. The one-piece construction is cleaner (far superior to joined handles);

3. The Füri high carbon stainless steel alloy is easier to keep sharp (even on a standard hard-chrome Steel), is tougher (less likely to chip or snap), and holds an edge longer than traditional boning knives.

 

The curve of the blade is designed to bring more length of blade in to contact with the product being cut: straight blades tend to only cut near the tip; but this blade cuts along a longer section of blade. This increases efficiency because the cutting edge can act like a 'saw', and not just a wedge (magnified 3000x, the cutting edge looks like saw-teeth, and these saw teeth cut more efficiently than just 'wedging' the food apart with a straight cut).

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Bone on, you crazy diamond.

[Guest wwF1587]

yeah i cant get the site up for some odd reason.... i think i will take a crap in the box... mark it fragile and send it mr and mrs hemsley... and a nice card saying your dog left this on my career, and sign it sincerely Chris Jericho...

[Guest Sakura]

I am buying them a new CD...

 

[Dangerous K89 0]

Hey, I have that CD!

 

Ok, I made it...but Sak came up with the idea.