Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted June 30, 2003 From: "Richard carey" <[email protected]> Date: Sun, June 29, 2003 6:10 pm To: [email protected] You're a gay bitch for making fun of WCW. They were a great fed. You wouldn't have the guts to say shit like that in front of someone who worked for WCW. I'll get everyone who ever worked for WCW to come to your house and kick your ass. Go suck your dad's cock. You're just a stupid smark. Fuck you. You are the worst excuse of a wrestling fan. The Smart Marks is the dumbest site ever. Everyone who posts there sucks cock. You're so dumb, you think a two-income family is where your dad has two jobs. Someone's a little bitter.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted June 30, 2003 ...and he starts where he left off! Bravo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bruiser Chong Report post Posted June 30, 2003 It's truly embarrassing how stupid some people truly are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted June 30, 2003 We should let him back in just to verbally play with him for a while. Then ban him again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Dear Sir, Recently you wrote an e-mail to a Mr. RetroRob in which you said the following, and I quote: "The Smart Marks is the dumbest site ever. Everyone who posts there sucks cock." As someone who writes columns for TheSmartMarks.com (the Exercise in Poor Taste DVD reviews that pop up every so often in the Pop Culture section) and a poster, I'd like to inquire why you believe I suck cock. And as someone who has, indeed, sucked cock, I'd like to inquire why you intend that as an insult. If I may assume you feel pleasure when someone sucks your cock, by using the act of sucking cock as an insult, are you insinuating that delivering pleasure is on a lower level than receiving pleasure? If so, do you ever deliver pleasure to your significant other, if you have one? If not, do you expect the same in return? If so, does that make her a "cock sucker" worthy of insult? What's the difference between her sucking cock and me sucking cock? - Ed "My daughter, when she was 4 told me one day 'Do you know what you should do dad? Take a fishhook, shove it in the guys throat, making the pointy edge come out from the eye and then ripping it out.' At 4 years old ! I was so happy ! What a great idea !" - Antoine "Dr. Gore" Pellissier ---- I write for... TheSmartMarks.com Website 9 (http://www.whitetrashdevil.com/website9) - R.I.P. More Boring Days (http://www.moreboringdays.com) - R.I.P. PS: Standard disclaimer...this e-mail reflects my spacy views and not those of TheSmartMarks.com in any way. I just happen to write there and suck cock. Sent and sent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Ed sucks cock and never offered except to Dames I bet. Whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted June 30, 2003 You wouldn't have the guts to say shit like that in front of someone who worked for WCW. This reminds me of his anti-RD thread where he said that RD wouldn't have the guts to say what he writes about Tony Schiavone to his face. What could Tony do? Eat him? I'll get everyone who ever worked for WCW to come to your house and kick your ass. Rob, you should ask him how he proposes on doing that. Does he have their phone numbers? You're so dumb, you think a two-income family is where your dad has two jobs. For his sake I hope he's no older than 12. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2003 I believe he's 14. But, fuck-sake, zacalex is comedic gold! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Ed sucks cock and never offered except to Dames I bet. Whore. Well I certainly didn't get my spot on the site for my writing output Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted June 30, 2003 So I can see. I even managed to post 3 articles in a weeks time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted June 30, 2003 I think he's 'fake'. I mean, he has to be, right? The jokes, insults, etc. are soooooo ridiculously bad that they have to be made that way intentionally, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted June 30, 2003 There was a link to his messageboard hijinks in RD's mailbag this week at Wrestlecrap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Ha, that I found that wrestlecrap link and he has a go at RD(the guy who runs the site) plus the fact that 'only smarks go there'. This guy hates us huh? Here's the direct link anyway, for anyone who wants to see this guy's post and maybe verbally destroy him. Lol Zacalex has a go at RD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Dear Sir, Recently you wrote an e-mail to a Mr. RetroRob in which you said the following, and I quote: "The Smart Marks is the dumbest site ever. Everyone who posts there sucks cock." As someone who writes columns for TheSmartMarks.com (the Exercise in Poor Taste DVD reviews that pop up every so often in the Pop Culture section) and a poster, I'd like to inquire why you believe I suck cock. And as someone who has, indeed, sucked cock, I'd like to inquire why you intend that as an insult. If I may assume you feel pleasure when someone sucks your cock, by using the act of sucking cock as an insult, are you insinuating that delivering pleasure is on a lower level than receiving pleasure? If so, do you ever deliver pleasure to your significant other, if you have one? If not, do you expect the same in return? If so, does that make her a "cock sucker" worthy of insult? What's the difference between her sucking cock and me sucking cock? - Ed "My daughter, when she was 4 told me one day 'Do you know what you should do dad? Take a fishhook, shove it in the guys throat, making the pointy edge come out from the eye and then ripping it out.' At 4 years old ! I was so happy ! What a great idea !" - Antoine "Dr. Gore" Pellissier ---- I write for... TheSmartMarks.com Website 9 (http://www.whitetrashdevil.com/website9) - R.I.P. More Boring Days (http://www.moreboringdays.com) - R.I.P. PS: Standard disclaimer...this e-mail reflects my spacy views and not those of TheSmartMarks.com in any way. I just happen to write there and suck cock. Sent and sent. That is completely and totally comic gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted June 30, 2003 From: "Richard carey" <[email protected]> Date: Sun, June 29, 2003 6:10 pm To: [email protected] You're a gay bitch for making fun of WCW. They were a great fed. You wouldn't have the guts to say shit like that in front of someone who worked for WCW. I'll get everyone who ever worked for WCW to come to your house and kick your ass. Go suck your dad's cock. You're just a stupid smark. Fuck you. Hey Zacky! I actually know (counts on fingers) around a dozen different guys who worked for WCW in some capacity or another. You want me to ride in the car with them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted June 30, 2003 You know... he's probably the kind of person that DESPISES being completely ignored and will actually die if he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted June 30, 2003 Holy Shit! Rob gets to meet Kevin Nash! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 1, 2003 So I can see. I even managed to post 3 articles in a weeks time. Alas! It's true, my copying and pasting speeds are vastly inferior to those of the almighty Reverend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted July 1, 2003 The real point of this thread? Jingus has 12 fingers. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 1, 2003 The real point of this thread? Jingus has 12 fingers. That is all. I don't know why, but I find out one of the funniest posts ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2003 Dear Sir, Recently you wrote an e-mail to a Mr. RetroRob in which you said the following, and I quote: "The Smart Marks is the dumbest site ever. Everyone who posts there sucks cock." As someone who writes columns for TheSmartMarks.com (the Exercise in Poor Taste DVD reviews that pop up every so often in the Pop Culture section) and a poster, I'd like to inquire why you believe I suck cock. And as someone who has, indeed, sucked cock, I'd like to inquire why you intend that as an insult. If I may assume you feel pleasure when someone sucks your cock, by using the act of sucking cock as an insult, are you insinuating that delivering pleasure is on a lower level than receiving pleasure? If so, do you ever deliver pleasure to your significant other, if you have one? If not, do you expect the same in return? If so, does that make her a "cock sucker" worthy of insult? What's the difference between her sucking cock and me sucking cock? - Ed "My daughter, when she was 4 told me one day 'Do you know what you should do dad? Take a fishhook, shove it in the guys throat, making the pointy edge come out from the eye and then ripping it out.' At 4 years old ! I was so happy ! What a great idea !" - Antoine "Dr. Gore" Pellissier ---- I write for... TheSmartMarks.com Website 9 (http://www.whitetrashdevil.com/website9) - R.I.P. More Boring Days (http://www.moreboringdays.com) - R.I.P. PS: Standard disclaimer...this e-mail reflects my spacy views and not those of TheSmartMarks.com in any way. I just happen to write there and suck cock. Sent and sent. What was his response to this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 1, 2003 And as someone who has, indeed, sucked cock omgomgomgomgommgomg ED'S A FAGIT~!~ LOLLOL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMLOLML!!!1122!!!22111! ::runs around in circles until hitting the wall face first and losing consiousness:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted July 1, 2003 And as someone who has, indeed, sucked cock omgomgomgomgommgomg ED'S A FAGIT~!~ LOLLOL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMLOLML!!!1122!!!22111! ::runs around in circles until hitting the wall face first and losing consiousness:: *steals AS's wallet and runs away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted July 2, 2003 ::Rides by in a big van with Jerry Lynn, the Sinister Minister, AJ Styles, Matt Borne, and various others, wondering what the hell the commotion is about.:: Weird. Didn't know I had twelve fingers. Still looks like ten to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 2, 2003 *steals AS's Team Angle Valor Jumpsuit... leaving him naked and open to the wrath of EHSTEVEDDT~!* Urrr... *Washes jumpsuit thoroughly** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 2, 2003 Ah, but that was my decoy. I reality, you just disrobed Sara Undertaker. I'm knocked out oer there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted July 2, 2003 That guy is either an idiotic 12 year old or a thirty something year old mark who somehow stumbled upon some internet wrestling pages. If it is a gimmick, I must applaud it's creator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted July 2, 2003 So you look like Sara Undertaker?? Either way...I got me a freshly cleaned Team Angle jumpsuit, BAYBEE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 2, 2003 A boobless Sara Undertaker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
