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Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

So let me get this straight...

 

LESNAR JOBS AGAIN? For The Big Show?!!?

 

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? Yes it was a handicap match but everybody knows that Donkey Kong can cut through Haas & Benjamin like a hot knife through butter. He went over both of them at once leading up to WrestleMania. DK has rolled over for Big Show TWICE since getting the belt at WM.

 

Do they have no faith in the guy as champion? Are they giving him a Jericho run? At this point, if the finish at Vengeance is not DK getting the 3 on Big Show, he is fucked. As much as I like Angle, I don't even want him involved in the finish here. Just make the match look like something watchable, Kurt. You'll have your time in a bit.

 

I still cannot believe my eyes that Brock is jobbing again and again and unable to get Big Slow out of his hair while Fuck Goldberg is going over guy after guy after guy and is going to meet HHHonky at Summerslam.

 

And Linda talks about how much time it takes to build a star. Sh'yeah, if you're RETARDED.

Guest Anglesault
Posted

IF Angle beats Big Show, it sets up a Brock heel turn, though.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Simple-

 

They're building up Big Show to make it seem like he can beat Brock Lesnar. Then Brock will F5 Big Show and win the match and the feud.

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted
IF Angle beats Big Show, it sets up a Brock heel turn, though.

It also makes Brock's title reign the biggest laugh since Chris Jericho's.

Guest Lord of The Curry
Posted

They're trying to convince us that Show has a shot at actually winning the title at Vengence.

 

Dumbasses.

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted
They're trying to convince us that Show has a shot at actually winning the title at Vengence.

 

Dumbasses.

Show has been the only guy to beat Lesnar, and he's done it three times now.

Posted

I'm actually not too offended by this. I know when it happened a while back on SmackDown I was mad because I thought Judgment Day ended their feud, but now I'm pleased that the Big Show / Lesnar matches end in no contests, setting up the big day where Lesnar finally pins show (since apparently he didn't at Royal Rumble or something and can only beat him in gimmick matches).

 

Big Show may suck, but his main event push from November to now, minus the feud with Jones and Undertaker, has been one of the better built things WWE has done, giving Show some heat too.

 

It's just a shame that this bit of booking is being used for someone who, without Lesnar's ability to do actual moves to him and put on a passable match or Angle's ability of GOD to have a good match with anyone, he totally sucks and it's the sort of booking that should be used on someone more competent.

 

If anything from the tapings upset me, it was

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Ultimo losing in his 2nd match. What kind of half assed push is that? Hey, I'm all for matches like Dragon vs Eddie and an Eddie push, but come on now, Eddie could have just as easily beat Tajiri in the US Title Tournament.

 

I suppose I didn't need to spoiler tag in a spoiler thread, but I'm going with the feeling that people who don't know the full spoilers and didn't mind reading one piece of business that upset someone could be reading.

Guest nl5xsk1
Posted

I don't get it ... the guy lost in a 3-on-1 handicap match. Against the largest person on the roster and multiple time tag team champions. And most likely looked good in the match. And yet people are upset about it.

 

Big Show is included in the main event at the PPV. If he can't win against Lesnar in a 3-1 match, then what the hell chance does he have at the PPV?

Guest Trivia247
Posted

in the state of mind of someone oldschool

 

you'd expect a Giant to always be a threat to the World Championship. Giants are usually unbeatable Squash machines few Pinfall losses, and more C/O or DQs. Andre as the template to that theory

 

the Problem with Big Show is that they already abandoned the "Giant" Gimmick mostly by making him Jobable to anyone. 4 years into his contract they are now trying to make him a Giant in the classic sense?

 

I don't mind the push really, I mind the fact they threw Show vs Lesnar while ignoring other wrestlers who could take the World title run.

Guest Askewniverse
Posted

Maybe the writing team is using a twisted form of logic:

 

Raw's champion wins more than he loses, so Smackdown's champion should lose more than he wins.

Guest The Old Me
Posted
When did Brock win last?

The push-up contest.

Don't start with that shit.

 

Lesnar has been beaten by the Big Show more times than I'd like, but I can see the "need" for trying to make him look like a threat. When is his (Show's) contract up anyway?

Posted

Big Show was stuck in the Vengeance main event to take the job for Angle or Lesnar. Brock Lesnar Vs. Kurt Angle II will happen at SummerSlam instead of Vengeance. Still no Lesnar / Benoit, fucking hey WWE!

Guest bob_barron
Posted

June 19th, 2003 was the last time Brock won. He beat Show via DQ

Guest Anglesault
Posted
June 19th, 2003 was the last time Brock won. He beat Show via DQ

Yeah, that's nice.

 

When was the last time Brock won?

Guest Choken One
Posted

Against Show? Clean? Whenever Judgment Day was...

Guest Choken One
Posted

^ Is it just me or this cum stain getting more and more annoying?

Guest saturnmark4life
Posted

It's like 5 shitty posters (and usernames) in one...

Guest Insane Bump Machine
Posted
It's like 5 shitty posters (and usernames) in one...

Did you just insult Cowboy Bebop? Die.

 

 

:P

Guest Anglesault
Posted
Against Show? Clean? Whenever Judgment Day was...

And when was the last time he pinned someone?

Guest bob_barron
Posted

The last time Brock Lesnar pinned someone for a win-

 

Backlash v. John Cena

Guest The Old Me
Posted
^ Is it just me or this cum stain getting more and more annoying?

It's not just you.

Guest Anglesault
Posted
The last time Brock Lesnar pinned someone for a win-

 

Backlash v. John Cena

What a reign.

Guest bob_barron
Posted

He's defeated Johnny the Bull and Big Show by DQ.

 

Had a no-contest v. Big Show.

 

Jobbed in two tag matches.

 

And defeated Big Show in a stretcher match

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