Angle and Lesnar=Billy and Chuck 2K3?

[Guest Dangerous A]

I was finishing up this week's Observer and was reading up on the house show happenings.

 

I came across some results from Providence where Lesnar and Angle teamed to beat the Big Show and John Cena.

 

After the match both Lesnar and Angle gave themselves wedgies and each invited the other to smack them on the ass.

 

Needless to say, a lot of people left the show feeling uneasy.

 

And they should. I know it's just a house show, but WTF? These are supposed to be your top in ring babyfaces and they are putting on a slap and tickle display. Is WWE trying to kill territories? After watching the segments with Angle and Lesnar last week, I shudder to think if they'll actually put them out there doing what I stated above. That'll definitely put the nail in the coffin for Angle as a draw and will start the downward spiral for Brock in regards to drawing.

 

Again, I know it's a house show, but this is territory killing stuff right here. I know if I went to that show and saw two wrestlers playing wedgie and grab ass games, I'd be upset and inclined to not attend a WWE house show for quite sometime.

 

*Rant over*

[Guest The Superstar]

Jesus Tapdancing Christ.....

[Guest Anglesault]

Well, we all complain about the lack of continuity.

 

This is the logical continuation from last week's SD!

[Guest BionicRedneck]

This is a joke, right?

 

Wedgies?! HO..LY.....SHIT.....

[Guest Goodear]

Brock and Angle (especially) do this sort of thing all the time at house shows as far as I know. And considering that WWE has never seemingly cared about this sort of thing in the past with guys like Owen, I would have to assume its all Brock's and Angle's idea... But while I can't blame the WWE for comign up with stuff, I can sure as heck blame them for not telling Kurt to keep his damn pants on.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I knew there was a reason I skipped this house show (the first in a few years that I've missed).

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"Tensions mount between the WWE Champ and Kurt Angle, as Brock Lesnar walks in on Angle giving Chris Benoit a hot oil massage. Can their uneasy friendship survive the test of time? Tune in to Smackdown! this Thursday night to find out."

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

**reads post**

 

**reads post again**

 

**slaps self**

[Guest Trivia247]

oYE

 

thanks McMahon....

 

nothing like destroying credibility

[Guest Anglesault]

Brock and Angle (especially) do this sort of thing all the time at house shows as far as I know. And considering that WWE has never seemingly cared about this sort of thing in the past with guys like Owen, I would have to assume its all Brock's and Angle's idea... But while I can't blame the WWE for comign up with stuff, I can sure as heck blame them for not telling Kurt to keep his damn pants on.

Sure destroys that Wrestling=Gay stereotype.

 

 

I'm telling you, this is the logical continuation of the quasi-gay TV skits they've been doing. It'll make it on TV sooner rather than later

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Are we totally SURE that MCmahon isn't gay?

[Guest Goodear]

I'm starting to wonder about Kurt myself what with all the pants dropping and spankings he ends up 'taking'.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Jesus Tapdancing Christ.....

Yuh huh, that's what I thought.

 

I can only imagine how bad a Lesnar wedgie would kill if he put 100% behind it.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

How long before Vince puts this on camera?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

"The Next Big Wedgie!"

[Guest bob_barron]

::Brock goes for a wedgie:

 

WEEEEEEL- here comes da pain

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Maybe Angle is trying to do a HHH. You know, getting it on with someone high up in the company so that he'll get a push.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm starting to wonder about Kurt myself what with all the pants dropping and spankings he ends up 'taking'.

Didn't he and Benoit slap each other's asses in between hugs?

 

I can only imagine how bad a Lesnar wedgie would kill if he put 100% behind it.

 

He seems to be doing it to himself.

[Guest SeanO'HaireMark]

Damn i can't believe brock and kurt broke script and went gayfabe on the house show out there. I am sure all the kids out there really wanted to see two grown men that they look at as tough guys grab each other.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

gayfabe, quick! Copyright that

[Guest Nevermortal]

Bloody hell. This shit needs to stop.

 

KICK HIS ASS KURT! HE BROKE YOUR FUCKING NECK (in the storyline at least!)

 

Brock, F-5 the son of a bitch! He screwed you over time and time again!

 

Ugh.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Waits for Choken to tell us that all best friends do this::

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Creepy.... I clicked on this thread and "Ass Man" on the Attitude Anthology disc starts playing.

 

I don't think Kurt and Brock are the first to go 'gayfabe' at a house show. I remember reading a while back that Raven kissed Justin Credible. ....Doubly creepy.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

This is why babyface vs babyface doesn't work. They should angle them as being these two badass wrestlers who are both good guys, but want the belt at all cost. Not two buddies playing grabass before the big match

[Guest Goodear]

I guess when Benoit put the gold medals in his pants, its because he knew Kurt would look for them there first. Old Kurt can't resist a tasty teste.

[Guest Anglesault]

::Waits for Choken to tell us that all best friends do this::

[Guest Nevermortal]

::Waits for Choken to tell us that all best friends do this::

Nah, real friends fistfuck each other. Kurt and Brock are just minor acquaintances.

[Guest Goodear]

I'm saying Kurt's gay... but he might not be strait.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

.......

 

Ooookay then.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm saying Kurt's gay... but he might not be strait.

Commonly accepted as the definition of gay...