The Worst Show You Have Ever Seen

[Guest wildpegasus]

This Hour has 22 minutes

Yvon of the Yukon

Rugrats

Survivor

[Tully316 0]

Homeboys in Outer Space

 

'nuff said!

[Guest RepoMan]

Aliens in the Family

[Guest razazteca]

If you have WAM! or the Encore Movieplex channel you can witness the worst shows on cable tv.

 

Altantis High or The Tribe and the whole Sunday lineup. I feel sorry for the Aussies or teens from New Zealand who had to watch these programs.

[Guest El Satanico]

Hey hey...the first two episodes of Stripperella were surprisingly good. The episode tonight sucked, but the show isn't nearly as bad as i expected. Supposedly it's been cancelled and there's only 4 episodes, so I'll never find out if the show could live up to the potential it displayed.

 

Also to whoever mentioned TNN's animation block. Gary The Rat isn't a bad show at all. The second episode of the new Ren & Stimpy was alot better than the first, so there's still hope for it.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

About 10 years ago, Fox had a show called "The Edge". It absolutely sucked, although it did have Jennifer Aniston and Wayne Knight (before either of them hit it big though). It only lasted 17 eps.

 

I'll also vote for the Emerill Show and Baby Bob.

[Gert T 0]

I would like to nominate Tough Crowd w/Colin Quinn.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

Homeboys in Outer Space

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Why did you have to bring that up!!! I had just finished completely blocking it out of my mind!

[Guest wrestlingbs]

The Secret Diary of Desmond Phieffer.

I never saw it, but damn I don't think I needed to see it to decide that it was bad.

 

Imagine the brain-storming session for that show:

 

TV exec: Ok, let's make a comedy about a black butler of Abe Lincoln during the Civil War. Let's make Abe look like a complete idiot and the First Lady a horny old woman.

 

Other TV exec: By God, that's genius! It's stuff like this that will put UPN on the map!

 

As for shows I have seen: Scare Tactics. More morally bankrupt and stupid than Rob Black.

[Guest SweetNSexyDiva]

Homeboys in Outer Space

The Anna Nicole Show

Joanie Loves Chaci

Swan's Crossing (short lived soap opera for adolescents...enough said)

[Guest JHawk]

The Paula Poundstone Show. Somebody gave this usually unfunny woman her own show with no real format and asked her to go an hour with it. It lasted two episodes (which was two episodes too long IMHO).

[Guest JaKyL25]

The Secret Diary of Desmond Phieffer.

I never saw it, but damn I don't think I needed to see it to decide that it was bad.

 

Imagine the brain-storming session for that show:

 

TV exec: Ok, let's make a comedy about a black butler of Abe Lincoln during the Civil War. Let's make Abe look like a complete idiot and the First Lady a horny old woman.

 

Other TV exec: By God, that's genius! It's stuff like this that will put UPN on the map!

 

As for shows I have seen: Scare Tactics. More morally bankrupt and stupid than Rob Black.

I love how Clerks: The Animated Series referenced The Secret Diary of Desmond Pheiffer, like it was a classic show to draw inspiration for crazy schemes from.

 

"Ahh, classic Pheiffer."

 

Anyone try watching The Pitts? Blergh.

 

I can't get into Yu-Gi-Oh. It has a large following, and seems fairly complex, but whenever I try to watch it it's just SO BLATANTLY a commercial for the damn card game.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Anyone try watching The Pitts? Blergh.

How someone read the scrpit for that show and thought that it would be a great addition to the Fox line up, I'll never know. That was very unfunny.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Swan's Crossing (short lived soap opera for adolescents...enough said)

First of all, someone other than me remember this show?

 

Secondly...ARE YOU KIDDING ME!~? Any show with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Brittany Daniel (one of the Sweet Valley Twins, who was also on That 80's Show and guest starrred on Dawson's Creek) and Shane McDermott (the star of AIRBORNE~!) is NOT a bad show. Hell, my "Oooh I love myself" tagline I occassionally use came from that show. I still have most of the episodes on tape (I'm missing like 4 or so from the whole run).

[Guest Boo_Bradley]

She TV

 

Coach is one of my favs, but it it actually really bad

 

The Nanny did nothing for me

 

I liked Normal, Ohio and Ask Harriet

[LooseCannon25 0]

Don't crack on Coach, it was a damn good.....err.......ok show

 

 

ladies and gentleman. I give you the undisputed WORST show of all time to hit the airwaves...................

 

 

 

 

 

LEARNING THE ROPES (starring Lyle Alzado)

[Guest MD2020]

Anyone try watching The Pitts?  Blergh.

How someone read the scrpit for that show and thought that it would be a great addition to the Fox line up, I'll never know. That was very unfunny.

And to make it even worse, they take away Andy Richter Controls the Universe to show that crap.

[Guest ant_7000]

That show on FOX I forgot its been a while, It was a show was about 6-8 people survived a radioactive blast. Homeboys from Outerspace was garbage.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

That show on FOX I forgot its been a while, It was a show was about 6-8 people survived a radioactive blast. Homeboys from Outerspace was garbage.

That would be "Woops!" from the early days of FOX Sunday Night TV.

 

::Misses "Herman's Head". Cries.::

[Guest godthedog]

'undressed' (i think it was called), on mtv. that show made me want to puke bile, it was so embarrassingly bad. it had 367,205 characters, and NONE of them had ANY defining characteristics. all any of these 367, 205 characters wanted was sex, and mtv thought that cutting between all these stories in little 2-minute segments was a) clever and b) possible to follow. i can follow jean-luc godard movies and i couldn't follow that worthless piece of shit. every segment was either "characters X and Y are about to have sex," "characters X and Y have just had sex," or "characters X and Z are talking about X having sex with Y." reality tv notwithstanding, it was THE single most shallow thing i have EVER seen. period. i've had goldfish with more depth of character than the writing and the acting of that show. it was like some 14-year-old kid saw 'your friends and neighbors' and thought, "hey, a bunch of shallow people that only want to have sex makes great entertainment!" and forgot to make any point about it.

[Guest DerangedHermit]

'undressed' (i think it was called), on mtv. that show made me want to puke bile, it was so embarrassingly bad. it had 367,205 characters, and NONE of them had ANY defining characteristics. all any of these 367, 205 characters wanted was sex, and mtv thought that cutting between all these stories in little 2-minute segments was a) clever and b) possible to follow. i can follow jean-luc godard movies and i couldn't follow that worthless piece of shit. every segment was either "characters X and Y are about to have sex," "characters X and Y have just had sex," or "characters X and Z are talking about X having sex with Y." reality tv notwithstanding, it was THE single most shallow thing i have EVER seen. period. i've had goldfish with more depth of character than the writing and the acting of that show. it was like some 14-year-old kid saw 'your friends and neighbors' and thought, "hey, a bunch of shallow people that only want to have sex makes great entertainment!" and forgot to make any point about it.

Yeah..this show makes me sick. However, it did have Jason Frank, the original Green Power Ranger making out with Alyson Kiperman, a future Yellow Power Ranger. Heh.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Undressed was very bad. It was softcore porn for 15 year olds (minus the nudity). None of the characters were worth caring about. Some of the worst acting on tv.

 

Although Xander from Buffy was on an ep. In a non getting laid role.

[Guest Bosstones Fan]

Undressed, while a horrible show, is somehow very addicting when MTV is showing a marathon of it, and it's past 1 in the morning, AND you're trying to finish writing a research paper that's due the next day. Trust me on this one.

 

As for my pick for worst show, there was this horrible little thing called Big Wave Dave's that came on several years ago for maybe 4 or 5 shows. I can't remember one single thing that happened on it, or even what network it came on, but I think Patrick Warburton played a surfer dude, which I thought was pretty odd at the time.

[The Dames 0]

I'll admit...Undressed was addicting.

 

YNA, that wasn't Nicholas Brendon on Undressed, that was his twin brother, Kelly Donovan. I checked the credits. He's the same guy that was used in "The Replacement" where there were 2 Xanders.

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I'll admit...Undressed was addicting.

Damn right it was. I can remember quite a few of the plots too.

 

I also used to watch it just to see which former Engel show alumni would show up. Off the top of my head, Sarah Lancaster (Rachel from The New Class) and Kristen Miller (Ashely on USA High, now she's on She Spies).

[The Dames 0]

YES! Kristen Miller! I remember Sarah Lancaster as the bitchy, evil older sister of this girl named Tina who learned how to give a blowjob....I remember too much.

 

Also, the girl that played Kennedy on Buffy, Iyari Limon, was on for a couple of shows.

 

J. August Richards, who plays Gunn on Angel, was also on Undressed.

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

YES! Kristen Miller! I remember Sarah Lancaster as the bitchy, evil older sister of this girl named Tina who learned how to give a blowjob....I remember too much.

 

Also, the girl that played Kennedy on Buffy, Iyari Limon, was on for a couple of shows.

 

Dames

Wait...so I'm not the only one here who

 

a)Knows who Kristen Miller is, and

 

b)Finds her to be SMOKIN'?

 

Dames, my opinion of you grows with each passing post. That's not a suckup, either, freestyle brother.

[The Dames 0]

Oh, my freestyle brother...Kristen Miller was the only reason to watch USA High. Love the accent. Same reason I tolerated That's My Bush.

 

Jay Hernandez, of Crazy/Beautiful, was also on Undressed as a rebel type who ended up stealing someones girl.

 

Damn...I kinda watched that show religiously, didn't I.

 

Dames

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Oh, my freestyle brother...Kristen Miller was the only reason to watch USA High. Love the accent. Same reason I tolerated That's My Bush.

 

Jay Hernandez, of Crazy/Beautiful, was also on Undressed as a rebel type who ended up stealing someones girl.

 

Damn...I kinda watched that show religiously, didn't I.

 

Dames

Dude! Jay Hernandez was the rebel kid who used to sneak into the girls room at night to talk right? Didn't he write her poems or something while she was with some other guy?

 

I can't believe we're discussing UNDRESSED plotlines.

[The Dames 0]

YES! And the stupid ass chose him too...that pissed me off.

 

His name was Eddie! Damn...you've tapped into something I thought I repressed a long time ago...

 

Dames